Ore-Sama: This is dedicated to Pingu, who got me into this fandom. Thank you waifu. Anyways, this will contain some S&M because that's the only way I could imagine Neuro treating his significant other. It won't get kinky, though. Just what are you thinking, you perverts?
Warning: Sadism, masochism, not so much of the bondage though. AU.
Disclaimer: I do not own my internet waifu. She is a penguin with penguin rights just like the rest of us. Wait, what?
"Hey Yako, do you want to check out the new restaurant that opened yesterday?" Kanae asked Yako.
"Oohh... Sorry, but I promised that I'd meet up with Neuro today..." Yako sighed. Kanae groaned. Ever since Yako had started going out with that geek from the occult club, she never had time for anything else.
"You're always with him... Make sure to make some time for me too..." Kanae shook her head.
"I will, but right now, I really need to get going!" Yako assured her friend and tore off running to Neuro's house. She did not want to be late when meeting up with Neuro under any circumstance. She arrived right on time and knocked on his door. He let her in, only to step on her and use her cheek as a dust mop.
"Neuro! I'm on time!" Yako complained.
"You're precisely 46 seconds late. Therefore, you must accept your punishment you naughty little insect," Neuro said sadistically. Yako put up a bit of a fight, but this was actually a game between the sadistic Neuro and the masochistic Yako. While Yako actually somewhat liked the abuse, she knew that Neuro preferred unwilling victims- or at least for his victims to fight back. When Neuro was finally satisfied, he allowed Yako to sit upon his fluffy couch.
"Here. I baked enough cakes for a pig like you," Neuro smirked and presented his masterpieces, all lined up for Yako's eating pleasure.
"Yay! Thanks Neuro!" Yako grinned. Neuro's smirk grew wider.
"Now, before you eat, let's have a little prayer... Repeat after me. I Yako, a worthless insect, despite how unworthy I am of his love, shall eat the bountiful cakes made from Neuro's love,"
"But... That's not a real prayer..." Yako grumbled, then repeated what Neuro had said after seeing his glare, "I Yako, a worthless insect, despite how unworthy I am of his love, shall eat the bountiful cakes made from Neuro's love..."
She then proceeded to devour the feast laid out in front of her, not noticing how Neuro's smirk had softened into a gentle smile. By the time she finished and glanced over at Neuro, his smile had hardened back into his usual sadistic smirk. It was these moments of kindness that she never noticed.
Ore-Sama: If Pingu asks, I shall continue the tale of this screwed-up relationship. Otherwise, I'll just leave it like this.