Riot Sith

Author's note- Good Charlotte owns the song "Riot Girl", George Lucas owns D. Vader. I am only combining them in this fiction. (An ex-Imperial, now member of the Rebel Alliance sings this) He's got black boots and armor. He likes killing Jedi; he likes slicing up Tuskens. Vader's a dark Jedi, a bad guy who needs an attitude adjustment.
Princess Leia wouldn't wanna meet him; he hates you Ben so you'd better run for cover.

Vader's a dark Jedi, a Sith Lord and he's angry at the galaxy. Emergency call 911 or he will kill off everyone. Police, Rescue, RAI, he wants Skywalker, he wants Skywalker.
And everywhere he goes, he kills his stormies constantly, but that's okay because I know I know I know Lord Vader can't do anything to me. Princess Leia wouldn't wanna meet him; he hates you Ben so you'd better run for cover. Vader's a dark Jedi, a Sith Lord and he's takin' on the galaxy Emergency call 911 or he will kill off everyone. Police, Rescue, RAI, he wants Skywalker, he wants Skywalker. He wants Skywalker, he wants Skywalker.
Don't you know all I hate is you. Vader, all I hate is you! Emergency call 911 or he will kill off everyone. Police, Rescue, RAI. He wants Skywalker he wants Skywalker. Emergency call 911 or he will kill off everyone. Police, Rescue, RAI. He wants Skyawalker, he wants Skywalker.

[ - Rebel Alliance Intelligence]