Disclaimer: I did not write the original song by Smash Mouth called All Star. I'm not that smart. I do not own any of their merchandise. Don't sue me…
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Somebody
once told me the world is gonna roll me
I was the queerest hobbit
around
Then Gandalf was scratchin' up a sign on my door
That
really cramped and killed my style
Then the dwarves start
comin' and they don't stop comin'
Takin' over everything
but seem to be winning
Didn't make sense to be a burglar
Your
pockets get filled but…well, that's good
So much to do so much
to take
So what's wrong with takin' the back roads
I'll
never know if I don't go
I'll never be a cool Bilbo
Hey
now you're a burglar get your courage on, go steal
Hey now you're
a hobbit and daring, you'll win
And all that glitters is
gold
Only Gandalf's fireworks break the mold
It's a queer
place and they say it gets queerer
You're all comfy now but
Mirkwood's comin' up soon
But the tree men beg to
differ
You're just there as an intruder
The barrels you
float are starting to drift
The waters getting warm so you might
as well swim
The town's comin' up and they glorify you
That's
the way you like it and until you get a cold
Hey now you're a
burglar get your courage on, go steal
Hey now you're a hobbit and
daring, you'll win
And all that glitters is gold
Only
Gandalf's fireworks break the mold
Hey now you're a burglar
get your courage on, go steal
Hey now you're a hobbit and daring,
you'll win
And all that glitters is gold
Only Gandalf's
fireworks break the mold
Somebody once asked, "Why don't
you go bug Smaug?
We need to reclaim our lost treasure"
I
said yep, that was in the deal
I
could use that 1/14th myself
And we could all use a
little pleasure.
Hey now you're a burglar get your courage on,
go steal
Hey now you're a hobbit and daring, you'll win
And
all that glitters is gold
Only Gandalf's fireworks break the
mold
Then the dwarves start comin' and they don't stop
comin'
Takin' over everything but seem to be winning
Didn't
make sense to be a burlgar
Your pockets get filled but…well,
that's good
So much to do so much to take
So what's wrong
with not takin' the back roads
I'll never know if I don't
go
I'll never be a cool Bilbo
And all that glitters is
gold
Only Gandalf's fireworks break the mold