I was rather bored so I decided to have a little laugh and remake a Christmas jingle!
I made it "The 13 days of Christmas" in honor of the 13 Division's in the Gotei 13!
Enjoy!
On the First day of Christmas, Yamamoto gave to me
A lesson on how to serve tea (-_-)
On the Second day of Christmas, SoiFon gave to me
Cat shaped cookies
And a lesson on how to serve tea
On the Third day of Christmas, Gin gave to me
A case of the creeps
Cat shaped cookies and a lesson on how to serve tea
On the Fourth day of Christmas, Unohana gave to me
Gross medicine… (*Unohana smiles*) Urr… I mean… Good medicine
A case of the creeps, cat shaped cookies and a lesson on how to serve tea
On the Fifth day of Christmas, Aizen gave to me
A shmexy Espada with wings! ;D
Gro… I mean "good medicine", a case of the creeps, cat shaped cookies and a lesson on how to serve tea
On the Sixth day of Christmas, Byakuya gave to me
Yachiru's bag of candy (Wait Yachiru, it's not what it looks like! Here take it! TAKE IT! Ahhh! Damn you Byakuya!)
A shmexy Espada with wings, "good medicine", a case of the creeps, cat shaped cookies and a lesson on how to serve tea
On the Seventh day of Christmas, Komamura gave to me
A slobbered on chewed shoe (Uhhh… Thank You?... Good doggy! *Pats head*)
Yachiru's bag of candy, a shmexy Espada with wings, "good medicine", a case of the creeps, cat shaped cookies and a lesson on how to serve tea
On the Eighth day of Christmas, Shunsui gave to me
A personal drawing (Whoa!... that I'm sure was intended for Nanao)
A slobbered on chewed shoe, Yachiru's bag of candy, a shmexy Espada with wings, "good medicine", a case of the creeps, cat shaped cookies and a lesson how to serve tea
On the Ninth day of Christmas, Tousen gave to me
A lecture about justice (*Imagining Tousen sounding like the grown ups on Charlie Brown*)
A perverted drawing, a slobbered on chewed shoe, Yachiru's bag of candy, a shmexy Espada with wings, "good medicine", a case of the creeps, cat shaped cookies and a lesson on how to serve tea
On the Tenth day of Christmas, Hitsugaya gave to me
A bottle of Sake (Wah?... why does is say "Rangiku" on it?)
A lecture on justice, a perverted drawing, a slobbered on chewed shoe, Yachiru's bag of candy, a shmexy Espada with wings, "good medicine", a case of the creeps, cat shaped cookies and a lesson on how to serve tea
On the Eleventh day of Christmas, Kenpachi gave to me
A challenge to the death (Hey… now wait a second, I already gave Yachiru her bag of candy back… Ahhh!)
A bottle of Sake, a lecture on justice, a perverted drawing, a slobbered on chewed shoe, Yachiru's bag of candy, a shmexy Espada with wings, "good medicine", a case of the creeps, cat shaped cookies and a lesson on how to serve tea
On the Twelfth day of Christmas, Mayuri gave to me
A syringe filled with liquid (Eh… say… what was… in that?... *Passes out*)
A challenge to the death, a bottle of sake, a lecture on justice, a perverted drawing, a slobbered on chewed shoe, Yachiru's bag of candy, a shmexy Espada with wings, "good medicine", a case of the creeps, cat shaped cookies and a lesson on how to serve tea
On the Thirteenth day of Christmas, Ukitake gave to me
Nothing, he was too sick (Aw, poor Ukki-chan)
A syringe filled with something, a challenge to the death, a bottle of sake, a lecture on justice, a perverted drawing, a slobbered on chewed shoe, Yachiru's bag of candy... A SHMEXY ESPADA WITH WINGS!... "good medicine", a case of the creeps, cat shaped cookies and lesson on how to serve tea!
Lol, Well that was a lot harder than it looked! The syllables took forever to get down!
Anyways hope you liked! :D
Merry Bleachmas! ^_^