Warriors Spin the Bottle Mouse In Starclan
Hi guys we are going to pretend that the latest warriors book was a 30 years ago and everycat is dead.
Firestar: Let all cats old enough to catch their own prey rather 'round under Tallrock!
Squirrelflight: Is that what he used to say?
Graystripe: I guess.
Firestar: Cats of Thunderclan, gather 'round! Gather 'round! You too, Dovewing! You too, Leafpool!
Bluestar: What's going on?
Firestar: Ladies and gentleman, we are playing… Spin da Mouse!
Ivypool: What the heck?!
Sandstorm: *rolls eyes* Ohh, here it goes again.
Lionblaze: Have we done this before?
Millie: Well… Firestar, Sandstorm, Spottedleaf, Graystripe, Silverstream, Dustpelt, and I have at Leafpelt and Sheepfur's ©. *winces* it didn't end well.
Silverstream: Did someone call?
Firestar: Would you like to play spin the bottle with us?
Silverstream: *eyes get wide* God, no. Goodbye. *leaves quickly*
Firestar: Okay, let's start. Sit in a circle everyone.
*everyone sits in circle*
Firestar: I'll go first to demonstrate. *picks card. spins mouse. Lands on Longtail.*
Longtail: *eyes widen* Uhh…
Firestar: The card says "A quick cheek kiss". Whew. Nothing too hard. *goes to Longtail and pecks cheek*
Longtail: My Turn. *Lands on Mosskit* Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!
Firestar: The card says, "French kiss."
Mosskit: No way! *feints*
Longtail: Well I can't do it now she feinted. *smirk*
Firestar: Okay then. Bluestar, you're up next.
*Bluestar spins, lands on Jayfeather*
Firestar: Cards says "Have sex".
Starclan: Oooooooooooooooooooh!
*Bluestar and Jayfeather pad up to each other and Jayfeather starts. He draws his tail in and out of Bluestar's hole. Graystripe covers Stormfur's eyes. Love juice spurts everywhere.*
Mosskit: *makes up* Whaa—Mommy!
Bluestar: *Grunt*
The end… for now…