The dream started out normal. They were on the beach by the ocean with their feet in the warm while sand and the crystal clear water rolled lazily. Naruto's sunshine blonde hair shone in the setting sun's warm glow, his bright blue eyes stared lovingly at... Sarah? What the hell was Sarah doing there? Why were they at a romantic spot together? None of it made any sense to Naruto, but it got even more confusing when Sarah opened that sinful mouth of hers.

" Baby, you need to wake up. Wake up like right now." Sarah whispered.

And as if her word was law, Naruto rely the beach shake and the water went down a drain in the middle of the ocean. Naruto quickly looked over to Sarah and reached his hand out. Sarah didn't move toward him, only looked at him sadly with dark eyes and as she started to fade, she said gently "I love you".

Naruto woke with a start, the dream fading quickly as he woke. It was something about his ex-girlfriend and water… whatever it was, it wasn't important, Naruto thought. Usually whenever he had a dream about her, something bad happened. He hadn't seen her in three years and they hadn't talked in over five. Weird, right? They started dating in elementary and then through the first two years of high school, but then he found her sleeping with another guy in her room so that was the end of that. He would see her almost everywhere from there, always with a different guy on her arm. Until he moved to this country. Shaking off his thoughts Naruto pulled his tangled legs from his orange comforter and went straight to the shower. He had to rush gigs shower because he had to get the twins ready for their first day of school. Naruto Uzumaki, 17 years of age, just moved from sunny California to cold ass Canada. He lives with his dad, Minato Uzumaki, and his two younger brothers, Kyuubi and Kurama Uzumaki. Naruto was a spitting image of his father, blonde sunshine hair and tan skin only making their sapphire eyes brighter. The twins though took after their mother, fiery red hair and matching red eyes, but there was only one difference between them, their birthmarks above their butts were marks that made it look like they had tails. Kyuubi had nine markings and Kurama had 6. All the Uzumaki's had weird birthmarks, but Naruto's were more visible. He had six straight marks on his face, three on either cheek. It made him look like he had whiskers. All Uzumaki's had them, even their mother. But hers was on her stomach in a weird pattern. Their mother died giving birth to the twins so they only lived with their father. But they were happy.

Naruto finished his shower after getting soap in his eye thinking of his mother, then rushed to his dresser to get underwear and outfit for the day. Thankfully the school, he was enrolled to didn't have mandatory uniforms. God those things were itchy as hell and had like no style to them. He pulled on black skinny jeans and an orange tee shirt, looking around his room, he tried to find where he put his black hoodie. 5 minutes later he gave up and went to the twins room to wake them up. Naruto sent to Kyuubi's bed first to shake him awake, but found an empty bed, turning around to go to the opposite bed he saw a bigger than usual lump. Naruto threw the covers back and looked at the two brothers tangled together sleeping.

Running to the kitchen Naruto rummaged through the cabinets, finding what he was looking for he took off back to the twins' room. Bringing the pots above his head and taking a deep breath, he started slamming the pots together and yelling at the top of his lungs. Both boys screamed and tried to get out of the bed, but due to them being tangled together they got stuck and ended up on the floor by the bed.

"Nii-san what is the matter with you?!" Kyuubi whined. His bright red hair all knotted and sticking up at odd ends. He had sleep in his eyes and drool on his chin.

His brother on the other hand had his hair in a braid on the side of his neck and unlike his brother there was no sleep or drool. Kurama just glared through half lidded eyes and started to drift off to sleep. Seeing Kurama falling asleep Naruto brought the pots back and was about to start banging them again when Kyuubi jumped up and smacked Kurama.

"C'mon guys, you got to get ready for school. You have ten minutes until we leave. You guys can't be late for the first day of school at a new school." Naruto said as he walked out of their room.

15 minutes later the three brothers were trudging through the streets to their new schools. The twins were only ten so they went to the elementary school down the street from where Naruto was going to high school. There was 20 minutes until their class started and Naruto had to go meet their principle and then their teacher before he ran to his school. Usually it would be the parent doing the meeting, but their father had an early meeting with the director of his company. Their father's work was the cause of their move. They never minded moving, as long as they had each other. Family always came first for them, it was 'bros before hoes'. They had moved four times already because their dad's company expanded and relocating was part of his job.

Naruto met Mr. Ebisu and from what he could tell from him was that he needed to get laid. He was high strung and a little weird. The principal, Mrs. Kurenai, was alright and normal, but her eyes were a weird color purple. Once the twins were taking care of and the teacher told Naruto that at the end of the day when he comes to pick the twins up, he'll get a report on how the boys did, he rushed off to school.

Konoha High school was a fairly big school. It had three stories and tons of people walking through the halls getting to class. His principal was a woman also but she had more lady parts than Naruto had ever seen. Her breasts were huge. She was a pretty woman, light blonde pigtails and hazel eyes, Lady Tsunade was what she preferred people to call her.

Next person he got to meet was his homeroom teacher Mr. Iruka. He was an amazing person, he was easy going but with a strict side. He actually cared if someone didn't understand something he was teaching. Naruto hoped to god all of his other teachers were like him. Unfortunately, though hope can only go so far. His sex Ed teacher was a complete perv, but Naruto found something interesting about him. His teacher was reading his godfather's book. His godfather was an author that had many genres of books, but his most popular was his erotic novels. Icha Icha Paradise was his most popular book series, and after announcing that his godfather wrote the books his teacher, Mr. Hatake, who preferred to be called Kakashi, started to fangirl. Squealing and going on and on about how he would love to meet the man that wrote his favorite books. His geography teacher was a normal man by the name Asuma, no Mr. for him. Gym was the worst one though, Gai was a youth crazed older man with an identity crisis. But all in all it was good.

The students were pretty decent, Naruto found some people he could hang with. Kiba was exactly like him. He had shaggy brown hair and red triangle tattoos on his cheeks. He was loud and obnoxious, rambunctious and easily tempered. He was like Naruto had a twin for himself. Then there was Ino. A few shades lighter blonde hair, then him and a lighter blue eye color. She was pretty, but she was liked Shikamaru. He was an odd guy. He was always slugging around and sleeping through his classes, he had a ponytail with his brown hair spiking out. He usually hung with Choji, a big guy that loved his food, but was as sweet as candy. Gaara was pretty cool too once you get past the death glare that he gave to keep people away. Once they started talking though Naruto could tell they were going to be the best of friends. The last person he talked to was a shy girl with huge pale eyes by the name of Hinata.

There were some people he already didn't like, he just got really bad vibes from them. Neji, Hinata's cousin, was one of them. Sakura was a pink haired bitch, Naruto had to sit by her during geography and had asked some questions but she just told him to shut up and fuck off. Tenten was the next one, she looked nice and then he had heard her making fun of some freshmen. Lee was okay, but he hung off of Sakura and made her seem like a goddess so Naruto was going to try and avoid him. Naruto kind of felt bad for Lee though, Sakura was hung up on some guy named Sasuke or Sasuke-kun as she liked to call him. The poor bastard had to deal with a bubble gum bitch like Sakura trying to jump his dick.

But besides the bad vibes he got the school day was pretty decent and enjoyable when he got to hang with Kiba and the group at lunch. Naruto exchanged phone numbers with all of his new friends and then took off to go pick up his terrible twins. He hoped they had a good day at their new school and no fights broke out. Kurama was bad for fighting if someone teased or upset Kyuubi, at the last school Kurama, who was in grade 4, got suspended for breaking an 8th grader's nose for teasing Kyuubi for liking guys instead of girls. Naruto himself would have liked to punch the kid, but he would get arrested if he did that. He was bisexual himself and he didn't care if his younger brothers were gay or not. Their father supported them regardless of what others thought.

He had just gotten to their school when some kids rushed out and tore off down the street. More kids were going at a leisurely pace while leaving. Naruto made his way over to the twins classroom and knocked on the door when he arrived. Mr. Ebisu opened the door and Naruto walked in and saw his two brothers sitting at their desks. Kyuubi grinned wide when he saw Naruto walk in and jumped up to run and latch himself onto Naruto's neck, Kurama got up with a small smile and walked towards his brothers. cleared his throat and waited until the boys calmed down.

"The boys did well today with only a small problem. Kyuubi got into a scuffle with one of the other boys over a picture they had to draw in art class." When Naruto heard Kyuubi got into a fight his eyes went wide and he looked over to his youngest brother. "The class was supposed to draw how they saw their future. And this is what your brother drew."

The picture he held up was a pretty good one that Naruto couldn't find a problem with. It was a picture of their family, both the twins their dad and Naruto himself, they were in front of a nice house and had a dog and cat in front of them. There was also a baby in Kyuubi's hands. Beside Kyuubi there was another boy with his arm around his brother in the picture. Naruto was a little confused, so he asked how the picture could start a fight,

"Well the boy that fought with Kyuubi saw the picture and asked for Kyuubi to explain why there wasn't any girls. Kyuubi said that he didn't have a mom and no sisters so there wasn't any girls in his life. The boy then proceeded to ask why there was a baby and who the man was. Your brother answered, saying th-" Mr. Ebisu was interrupted when Kyuubi started to talk for himself.

"I told him that the boy beside me is my husband and that the baby is our child. He called me disgusting and a freak so then I called him a closed minded idiot. We got into a fight from there. So it's not my fault. The stupid head was being a homophobe." Kyuubi said with tears in his eyes. Kurama put his arms around his little brother and squeezed whispering that the guy was an asshole, then earning a glare from Naruto for the bad language.

"Kyuubi will be having detention tomorrow during recess, along with the other boy. I do understand that it was not Kyuubi's fault, but we cannot overlook him fighting. I do hope you understand."

Naruto looked at the brothers and then at the teacher and nodded. They said their goodbyes and then walked home in silence. Once they arrived home Naruto put his backpack on the table and then turned to Kyuubi. With a sigh, he grabbed the boy and gave him a tight hug.

"I know it's not your fault but you can't let someone get to you over something like that. I know he was being an asshole, but you shouldn't fight. The best way to avoid a bully is to not let them get a reaction from you." Naruto said in a soothing voice.

"Are you going to tell dad?" Kyuubi asked.

"I have too. Remember, we don't keep secrets in this family. I would prefer for you to tell him yourself though." Naruto said.

"Fine I will." Kyuubi said defeated.

It was 4 hours later that their father trudged through the front door. He looked like hell. Under his eyes were dark circles and his hair was messier than usual. His tie and shirt were loose and just hung on him, his coat jacket was hanging on his arm and he just looked terrible. He sluggishly dragged his feet on the ground and then dropped his suitcase on the table by Naruto's backpack. Hearing their father get home the twins bound out of their room and jumped right on top of him, successfully toppling him over with them on top.

"Daddy! How was your day?" Kurama and Kyuubi said in unison.

"It was hard and tiring… but it got better when my two little guys decided to run me over." Minato said chuckling. To him his family was the highlight of his day and of his life. It was always the best part of the day when he got to go home and see his family. Seeing the twins smiling ear to ear made him smile too. Looking over the boys' heads he looked around to see where Naruto was. "Guys where's your brother?"

"Umm, in his room, I think. He just finished his homework and making dinner like ten minutes ago, I think." Kurama said. Kyuubi looked over his shoulder and then jumped up and skipped to the bathroom door, knocking twice he opened the door to see if Naruto was there. He wasn't. Kurama got off his father and went to check Naruto's room downstairs. Knocking before entering was a rule in the house that everyone respected and obliged by.

Naruto had his headphones on so he didn't hear someone knocking on his door and continued on with looking at his Tumblr and then checking his Hotmail and Facebook. When he felt a hand tap his shoulder, he let out a scream and jumped. Turning quickly and pulling his headphones off, he looked at his little brother while trying to slow his fast beating heart.

"You scared the hell out of me Kurama. What's up?"

"Dad's home. He wanted to know where you were." Kurama said, he walked out of his brother's room and went up to sit at the table with his younger brother and father. Naruto followed his brother up to where his father was still trying to calm down from being scared.

Coming into the kitchen Naruto saw his father and brother waiting for him and Kurama to sit down and eat dinner with them. It was tradition to wait for the whole family to eat dinner together, unless their father was coming home way too late. Naruto had made caesar salad, broccoli and cauliflower, and steak. The twins and Minato all said thank you to Naruto for making dinner, then dug into their meal. Another tradition that they had was that they would share how their days were.

"So how was school? Naruto you start." Minato said as he ate some broccoli.

"It was good. I loved homeroom and my teacher Mr. Iruka is amazing. I made a few new friends and ate lunch with them. Met some people I think I'll avoid as best as possible." Naruto said as he ate shoved some steak into his mouth.

"Good. Okay, now Kurama, Kyuubi how about you guys?"

"It was good. Some people in our class were not to my taste, but there are like two people I could tolerate I suppose." Kurama said. He was smiling and eating at the same time, some broccoli showing in his teeth. Kyuubi giggled at the sight of his brother's teeth. Then Kurama and the others looked at him and he gulped.

"Well, it could have gone better… " Kyuubi said, looking at his plate.

"What do you mean it could have gone better? What happened? Kurama are you not telling me something?" Their father's eyes narrowed and his tone was warning.

"I didn't do anything this time. I was in the bathroom when the little turd went up to Kyuubi. I would have beaten him if I was there." Kurama said defensively but proudly. He was still mad that the guy waited for him to leave to go up to his little brother and tease him.

"We had an art assignment and I had to draw how I saw my future. I drew the family and my husband and my baby. There is a boy in my class that is a homophobe. He didn't like it so he called me a freak and disgusting. I got mad and hit him." Kyuubi said not raising his head. He had tears in his eyes again, he was still upset that he was called a freak. It wasn't his fault that he liked men more than women.

"Kyuubi. Look at me." Minato said. Kyuubi brought his teary eyes up to look at his father. "I'm not mad, I'm not disappointed either, so don't pout at me. You shouldn't be fighting because someone says something that upsets you. He shouldn't be saying stuff like that either. If you have a problem, then talk to the teacher or call me or your brother. Talk to someone, no violence. Please don't do it again. Promise?"

Kyuubi nodded and whispered a quiet promise. Dinner carried on and they all just chatted about the most randomest things they could think of. That was the best part of having dinner with the family. They kept up the talk and then the time for a movie came. It was Minato's turn to pick a movie, and he was feeling like a bully at the moment. Searching for the movie he wanted he swayed back and forth in front of the movie stand. His eyes searched over title after title and then stopped on the one he wanted. The DVD he was looking for wasn't a movie, it was a series that he loved to watch because it made you think and realize what happens in the world. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (SVU) was what they were going to watch, the twins didn't like it because it was a little too creepy for them. It was around 9 o'clock when they all sat down and started to watch the show, halfway through the first episode on the disc Kyuubi was latched on to Kurama hiding his face in his brother's shoulder. Naruto looked bored, but Minato could tell that he was creeped out by what was going on. Two hours later it was time for bed. Minato tucked the twins in and then said night to Naruto before going to his own room. It was a good first day for all of them, minus the little ass that upset Kyuubi.