Beavis and Butt-head were walking through Highland one day when they stumbled upon a building with a sign reading "Highland MRA/PUA – All Sexually Frustrated Men Welcome."
"Sex—Sexually Frust—Frustrated?" asked Butt-head. "Whoa."
"Yeah, it's like I'm always trying to score but then, you know, I never score! It's not fair! I'm tired of not scoring all the time!"
"Uh, yeah, maybe these dudes will, like, help us score," said Butt-head.
"Welcome to Highland MRA/PUA," said an angry man in his 20s. "My name is Roger Elliott. How can I help you fine young men today?"
"Do you have any nachos?" asked Beavis.
"Shut up, Beavis," said Butt-head. "They don't serve nachos here, fartknocker. Uh, we're tired of, like, not scoring or something."
"I know how you feel, good sir," said Roger. "It can be difficult to constantly be denied sex by gorgeous privileged sorority women in lieu of gorgeous privileged fraternity men."
"Uh, you sound like a dumbass," said Butt-head. "I thought you were gonna help us get chicks, not, like, just whine or something."
"Wine sucks," said Beavis. "It's, like, you get drunk from it but it still sucks. It's like for wussies like Stewart."
"No way," said Butt-head. "Remember when we went to that party and that chick drank that wine and then I scored? Huh huh huh."
"What are you talking about, fartknocker?" asked Beavis. "I thought, she like made out with every other dude at the party and then told you to leave since you weren't in the frat."
"Oh yeah," said Butt-head. "That house sucked. It had those weird letters on it. Reading sucks."
"Men, I have allowed you to speak amongst each other this entire time in lieu of speaking to me because you are men and deserve to have your voices heard in a female-dominated society where men's opinions are seldom taken seriously. But now that you are finished, I would like to make a proposition to you."
"Whoa, Beavis, he's like papa-dissing us. He must like, play for the other team or something. Huh huh huh."
"Oh yeah, remember that time during recess we, like, played capture the flag and then…"
"Shut up, buttknocker," said Butt-head. "You're, like, not taking this seriously in, uh, a shemale dominatrix society or something."
"I'm glad my words are speaking truth to you, men," said Roger.
"So, like, how are you gonna help us get chicks?" asked Butt-head.
"Good question. I have no idea," said Roger.
"You, like, suck or something," said Butt-head. "Let's get out of here, Beavis."
But Beavis was too busy looking at signs in the Highland MRA/PUA to notice Butt-head. "Yeah, we deserve to score and it's not fair that all these fart boys get to score all the time just by being dumbasses but we never get to score! We deserve to score more than them for having scored less than them, or something!"