It was a dark and windy night in Skyloft when Link loaded his save file. He was on the sidewalk and Pippet saw him and said "Woah Link it is dangerous out here that is why I am watching for danger."

So Link said "But I am not afraid of danger." he scoffed at the thought of the danger. "I am a big hero and I fought a demon with a tongue that wanted to touch my magical weapon and I didn't even freak out when he squeezed it with his claws."

And Poppet said "Gross but it's still the dangerous up here and you should be inside. I stop danger with my danger sword and I am the hero tonight."

Then there was a dark silhouette outline figure moving in the dark corners of the shadows deepnesses. It was Groose, but not the normal Groose with pants on it was Groose without pants and he was not wearing pants. 'Hey there gay boys." he honked through his thick dick loving lips.

"Oh no" Puppot stuttered "It is the danger."

"Oh no" said Link just like Purple did. "I don't want to sex Groose on a midnight dreary. We should escape to the world underneath the clouds where it is safe."

And Python said "Link there's no such thing."

And Link goes "Yes huh dumbass shut your whore mouth."

So they grabbed each other and dove off the side of the island leaving Groose behind and sobbing while he held his tiny dick in his hands crying as he wept. "But I just wanted to make a threeway with a Groose Caboose wink wink." he winked.

Link and Pitstop were falling very fast and Pinstripe was scared and he screamed aaaaaaaaah in Link's ear so Link hit him. "Stop going ah he said" he said.

"We are safe except for one problem it is the problem where the skyloft knights don't let people jump down off of the side of the island like we are doing right now." And sure as shit the skyloft knights were birding toward them very fastly and were trying to save them. "There's only one way to make them stop." He pulled out his magical weapon and I'm not talking about his sword."

Pimple was startled and he said "Link now is not the time to pull out your magical weapon and I'm not talking about your sword."

Link made a frowny face and he said "Now is the perfect time to pull out my magical weapon and I'm not talking about my sword. If we have some sex right now we will fly down to the surface and not get caught by having gay sex while we fall."

Poofball was confused "I am confused." he drooled.

"Look," Link began. "We live in a very conservative neighborhood, and the paradigm these knights maintain doesn't understand the subtle nuances of homoeroticism. If intercourse is a suitable distraction then I say we take our chances here and now."

Pippin tried to respond but by this time Link had already put a dick in his mouth so he just gargled on dick instead of responding.

The knights went "EW!" as Potpourri and Link rocked their world views and they flew off very fastly.

"Aw yiss." Said the Groose up above as he masturbated and cried.

Link and Pillbug hit the ground because no one ever remembers to use the fucking sailcloth.

The End.