AN: Sooooo......yeeeeaaah..... This was written by me and my sister at 8 in the morning. Needless to say, we weren't quite awake yet. We did one of those pass the story things and this horrible think is what was spawned. So enjoy and don't let it eat away at your brain cells!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything to do with PSO 'cept for the game.
WARNING: READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! UNADULTERATED STUPIDITY AND INSANITY! INCOHERENT BABBLING AND UNINTELLIGENT SENTENCES INSIDE!
Oh and don't flame me cause its stupid and doesn't make any sense at all! It isn't supposed to. Thats the fun in it. Enjoy... I think..
Normal Text = Sloppy Joe
Italicized Text = Entian King
One day, Patrica and Patrick, the peanuts, went to the store. They seached and searched until they found a giant boombox and speakers.
After the world was evacuated into space on Pioneer 2, Patrica and Patrick set up a rockin night club in the Hunter's Guild using the boombox. They charged 1,000 Meseta for each guest. After the first night, the ship was infested with Boomas.
The peanuts played the music on the boombox and sound poured out of the speakers. The Boomas started dancing along to the music and the peanuts. The didn't mind the high price for each guest.
But the hunters didn't like the Boomas because they were too klutzy. So they organized a 'Booma Night.' Every Booma got in free an donly Bloomas could come. Once the party got started, all the Hunters jumped out an dslaughtered the Booma dancers. Patrica and Patrick weaved through the massacre to gather all of what the Boomas dropped to resell it at ridiculously high prices.
AN: Not the longest of crazy oneshots, but hey, it made me laugh when I first read it. I still can't believe I had a hand in this disaster. Anyway, if you like it great, but if not just forget you read it.