Edited: 8:24 PM 2/18/2009
Re-posted: 5:31 PM 2/27/2009
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Edit note1: Naruto, Kitaru, Kiba, Shino, Choji, Gaara, Sakura, Hinata, Kunairu and Ino- 16
Sasuke, Kouta, Neji, Shikamaru, Sai, Lee, and Tenten- 17
Kankuro- 18
Iruka- 26
Kakashi- 28
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Title: A Naruto Musical!
Summary: I think the title says it all...
Disclaimer: One DAY I will own NARUTO, and Sasuke and Naruto WILL get TOGETHER, and I WILL MAKE IT YAOI for all the SASUNARU fans!
Warnings: Authoresses on crack! (J/K We're just crazy!) excessive singing and Well, creepy ness. Ummm...Oh Yeah! YAOI!! So if you don't like any of this, then...click the button that says BACK! Oh, And Disney songs, no betaing, and magic...
Dedications: To all my lovely reviewers. And of course, Kitty, who we converted into a Yaoi FANGIRL from a homophobe...Her mom is sooooo proud of us. (Yeah right, She wants to kill us...) then there's Ham and Jessi, who we made into ANIME freaks, from just plain freaks. Sniff, we're so proud of them. ANYWAYS, I LOVE YOU!!
Reasons for starting another fic: I just wanted to make Naruto sing 'I've got a Lovely bunch of Coconuts", and have someone sing to Sasuke, "Kiss the girl." I also wanted to make Orochimaru sing "In the dark of the night." But for unfulfilled dreams, SAKURA WILL SING "Barbie Girl," WHILE RUNNING DOWN THE HALL!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! FEAR ME SAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and -BEEP- will sing, "When there was me and you?" WTF? Anyways, ENJOY! Or face the wrath of the PIGGIES!!!! MHAHAHAHAha-ha...ha..ha...ha...
A/n: My brother is a freakin' asshole!
Miran: HE TOOK MY DORITOES!!!
Nette: That fucker made Miranda cry so I HAVE HAD TO DEAL WITH A CRYING, PISSED MIRANDA!!!!!!
Miran: -Le Sob!- That bastard is going to pay, Oooo yes he's gonna pay...-crackling madly with rubbing hands in evil way.-
Nette: Uhhhh, I'll start the fic now...
Chapter one-Welcome, Kitaru
"Alright everyone we have a new student today! He's transferring in from America, so don't tease him about his Japanese." said Iruka calling his class to order.
"It's alright Iruka-sensei. I'll take it form here," said a young man's voice. When Iruka moved there was a boy with long blonde hair and blue eyes and tan skin standing behind him. "Hello, my name is Ukugi Kitaru." He smiled and everyone saw how pretty he looked (1). "I am from the U.S. I am interested in many things, but my main one is art. I take photographs for my friends and develop them in my foster father's basement. I am a professional, and I am Uzumaki Naruto's cousin." He bowed to the class and Naruto grinned at him from the back row.
"Alright, Ukugi-san, take a seat," said Iruka smiling at him. He moved toward Naruto and sat down. Whispering in an undertone,
"Hi, Naru-chan, how are you?"
"I'm fine. How bout you? Do you have a place to stay yet?" said Naruto, looking concerned.
"No. I just got off the plane this morning and Kaka-sama rushed me here to this school. I already took the entrance exam at my other school though, so it was no problem getting in as a student."
"Hmmm, Maybe Iruka-sensei can take you in."
"Really? That would be great!" He flashed a genuine smile. "Thanks Naru-chan. That would be wonderful!"
"It's no big deal."
"No it is! You're being so kind to me and I haven't even been here for, like, ever!"
"Kita-chan, it was only two years, besides you're my family, and you helped me through a lot so, I will help you any way I can."
"And I'll do the same for you."
"No that's not necessary!" said Naruto, putting up his hands, blushing.
"Like you said, we're family, so I'll help you with whatever you need!" he smiled and hugged him. "Besides, you always model for my pictures whenever I ask you to, so it is the least I can do."
As their conversation got longer, little did they know that they we're being watched with Jealous Onyx eyes. 'He won't take him from me...'
!!!!LUNCH!!!!
"Hey, you guys! Remember Kitaru?" yelled Naruto to his friends, Shikamaru, Kiba, Shino, Choji, Sai, and Gaara.
"Heck yes!" said Kiba.
"Yeah," said Choji, remembering the delectable food that Kitaru used to make for them.
"Troublesome," said Shikamaru. Everyone else just gave Naruto a blank stare. (They knew him; they just didn't want to say anything.)
"Hi everyone! It's been a while, hasn't it?"
"Yeah, where were you during these last two years?" asked Choji, curiosity getting the better of him.
"America. I won an art contest and got to study under a lot of the best artist in the States!" replied Kitaru, giggling happily.
"Wow! That has been your dream for the longest time!" said Naruto getting in on the conversation.
"Yeah I know! Anyways, enough about me; tell me, what's going on in your lives?"
"Nothing much, just that Shi-kun and Ki-kun are going out, Naru-kun found out that he's Bi, Cho-kun lost ten pounds, Shika-kun took an IQ test and it turns out that the one who's the laziest is beyond genius, and I guess that's it," said Sai making them all blush except Gaara, Kitaru and himself.
"Wow, Nice going, I knew that you two would be going out soon. Naru-chan, do you like anyone yet? Good job Cho-kun! Neat Shika-chan, your parents must be proud!" said Kitaru smiling like a maniac. But Naruto didn't answer his question, instead he just blushed and looked away from his questioning eyes.
He caught on to this and asked, "Naruto-chan, who do you like?" while his eyes narrowed.
"He likes Uchiha Sasuke." said Gaara.
"WHAT?!" yelled Kitaru.
"Yeah, you couldn't tell?" asked Sai, knowing that Kitaru was there when Sasuke and Naruto became friends and grew apart.
"No...I thought that he still liked that pink haired bitch."
"He did, for a while, but she was so mean to him that he gave that up. So then he started to like the Uchiha," said Kiba informing him and making Naruto uncomfortable and embarrassed that now his cousin knew EVERYTHING.
"Is that all?" asked Kitaru. They nodded. "Well, Naruto I'll help you bag the bastard prince."
"WHAT?!" was screamed across the yard once more.
"Naru-chan, you really should try to keep your voice down. It wouldn't do to let Sasu-chan know you are gonna try to seduce him." He said this, making everyone laugh at Naruto's misery. (Gaara just chuckled.)
Naruto blushing madly replied, "What!? You can't Kitty. You can't..."
"I can and I will." He grinned like a mad man.
Naruto closed his bewitching eyes and looked toward Sasuke, Neji, and Kouta. "Okay, fine then, I'll help you with Kouta-san." Everyone knew that Kitaru was in love with Hibiki. He blushed and grinned nodding his head.
"I think we may even be able to hook up Sai-chan and Dei-kun(2), and Gaa-chan and Neji-chan."
"How do you know that Gaara likes Neji?" asked everyone, at the same time.
"He keeps looking over there."
"What about Sai and Dei-san?" Asked Kiba
"I'm amazing. I know everything." No doubting that. Well anyways, Naruto got this wishful look, watching Sasuke, and started to sing, softly,
(3)(4)"What would I give
To live where you are?
What would I pay
To stay here beside you?
What would I do to see you
Smiling at me?"
He smiled sadly. Kitaru looked toward Kouta and joined in on the next part,
"Where would we walk?
Where would we run?
If we could stay all day in the sun?
Just you and me And I could be Part of your world."
Gaara watched Neji and smiled to himself, singing along with them in his head, while Kitaru and Naruto continued,
"I don't know when I don't know how
But I know something's starting right now
Watch and you'll see
Some day I'll be
Part of your world!"
-SASUKE'S TABLE-
"So, Kitaru-san's back." said Neji to Kouta and Sasuke.
"Like Uchiha didn't know. He sat next to Naru-chan in all of the periods so far. And we all know Sasuke is practically stalking Naruto," spoke Kouta. Sasuke glared at his 'friends'.
"I don't get it. Why don't you just kiss the guy?" asked Kouta continuing with his speech. "(5)There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say
But there's something about her
And you don't know why
But you're dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl"
"Shut up Kouta," said Sasuke, still glaring at Kouta.
"No," He said, and then continued on his song. "Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
Possible she wants you too
There is one way to ask her
It don't take a word
Not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl."
"I said shut up!" yelled Sasuke chasing after Kouta. He just smirked and Neji joined in,
"Sha la la la la la
My oh my
Look like the boy too shy
Ain't gonna kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
Ain't that sad?
Ain't it a shame?
Too bad, he gonna miss the girl"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" Sasuke yelled making everyone look at him.
"NO! not until you do what we want!" said the sadistic Kouta.
Sasuke smirked and said, "Well Kouta, Kitaru's back and you can go after him like you have always wanted."
Kouta blushed, so Sasuke continued, "Now's your moment
Floating in a blue lagoon
Boy you better do it soon
No time will be better
She don't say a word
And she won't say a word
Until you kiss the girl"
"FUCK OFF!!" yelled Kouta, Neji watched this exchange between his friends and tried to escape before they turned on him.
"What about Neji? He loves Gaara!" Fuck too, late.
The last part was aimed at Neji from Sasuke and Kouta, "Sha la la la la la
Don't be scared
You got the mood prepared
Go on and kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
Don't stop now
Don't try to hide it how
You want to kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
Float along
And listen to the song
The song say kiss the girl
Sha la la la la
The music play
Do what the music say
You got to kiss the girl
You've got to kiss the girl
You wanna kiss the girl
You've gotta kiss the girl
Go on and kiss the girl."
"Hey what are you guys talking about?" asked Kitaru who was coming up to them, with the other two objects of their affection. Naruto was laughing.
"NOTHING!" They yelled and ran away leaving three surprised teens in their wake.
"That was weird." The other two nodded at Gaara's statement.
-AFTER LUNCH AND ON TO WORLD HISTORY-
"Dobe watch it." Sasuke said, with that arrogant sound of his.
"Shut up Teme. I can stand where ever I want."
"Sasu-chan, move." said Kitaru.
"Don't call me that."
"Why not? I think it's a befitting name for your asshole self. It makes you sound adorable. Now move." It seemed like everyone around them stifled a giggle at that statement.
"Kitaru-kun, it's been a while." Said Kouta looking Kitaru up and down.
"I guess," facing him for a few seconds before turning back to Sasuke and Naruto, "Sasu-chan move!" Then he pushed Sasuke.
Well, you all probably know what has transpired. Sasuke fell on Naruto and kissed him. EVERYONE stopped.
-NARUTO'S POV (Just because it wouldn't be a ACCIDENTAL kiss without this.)-
OH MY GOD!
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!! I'M FUCKING KISSING HIM! I AM FUCKING KISSING UCHIHA SASUKE! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! THIS IS NOT HAPPENING! IT'S A DREAM! YEAH! THAT'S IT A DREAM! A REALLY GOOD DREAM, BUT STILL A DREAM! HE DOESN'T LIKE ME. He hates me...because I'm not good enough...
-SASUKE'S POV (I make these short, so leave me the hell alone!)-
Yes! I'm kissing him! Don't push me away. Please don't push me away.
THANK YOU KITARU!! I love this dobe.
Wow, he tastes like strawberries and wine. You know, the good kind.
Time can stop spinning because this is all I want to do for the rest of my life... (6)
-NORMAL POV (Sorry about the shortness. writer's block and crying Miran.)
"Oh. My. God," said Kitaru. Kiba and the rest of Naruto's friends smiled.
When they finally separated with a light 'smack' Naruto blushed and ran out the door. Sasuke watched this and ran after him. Neji smirked at the scene and wondered, 'when can I get my Uke(7) too?' while looking at Gaara in a predatoril way. (8)
-NARUTO'S POV-
'Shit! I can't let them see my tears. Even if that was a one time thing, i still love him. Kitaru will pay for doing that to me..' I felt something or someone grab my arm. I tried to shrug it off and keep running, but it kept a firm grip on me.
"Dobe, you should never run from me. I never want you to."
"Sasuke-mmph!" My mouth was covered by an Uchiha's. He nibbled on my bottom lip, as if asking for entrance. I gladly accepted as I felt his tongue explore my mouth. I gradually started to fight back with my own. We stayed in that kiss for days, hours months. I didn't care. I was happy just being with Sasuke. i loved him. I always have, but I have always been to shy to act upon my feelings. Finally a need became apparent to us, and we parted for that wretched thing called air. (A/n:Yes we all hate air, don't we Yaoi fans?)
Sasuke leaned his forehead against mine and wiped my tears away. "Don't cry Dobe. Please don't ruin your innocent face like that." He kissed me again, almost chastely.
"Teme, please don't play with my emotions. If you're not going to love me, then don't come near me." I said when I got my mouth back.
He chuckled, that bastard! "Alright then, Naruto, will you grant me the honor of being my boy friend?"
"YES!" I shouted jumping into his arms, holding him.
-NORMAL POV-
'Sasu-chan must be happier. After all, the only reason I was helping Naru-chan was to fulfill my promise to Sasuke, about making my blond cousin his fiancé.' thought Kitaru.(9)
1-He is feminine. Defiantly Uke material (Like Naruto). Well, anyways, what makes him that way is, he has long hair that covered the right side of his face. His hair is tied off in the back, and he has blue eyes with a slender frame, as well a innocence no one can taint even though he's a pervert too.
2-Miran:That's Deidara. I really don't know or care where that pairing came from. I just think it's cute.
3-Part of your world (Reprise) from The little mermaid.
4-Miran: I picked this song because Well, Sasuke, Neji, and Hibiki are rich and Naruto, kitaru, and Gaara are really poor so they don't fit in with the people they like(Love)'s world. It's completely forigin to them. But Naruto and Gaara's late parent's had a savings bond worth ALOT of money set out for them for when they, like, graduate from High school. Kitaru just has his work so he can make the money he wants, if he did want to. He is that good at his job.
5-Kiss the Girl from The Little Mermaid
6-That WAS VERY random. Miran typed that one.
7-Miran:I think everyone should capitalize Uke too. Because I think they should have some respect even though they're on bottom. No Seme can exist without a Uke, so they deserve all praise.
8-Miran: Yes all of the misfit's dream boys want them too.
9-He has a hidden agenda. You'll find out more of Sasuke's relationship with Kitaru in later chapters.
A/n:Alright, Miran is going threw a sugar crisis at this moment and I've locked her in the bathroom until she stops crying so I'm going to do this author's note alone.
If ANYONE has any cool song lyrics that will tie into this love story, then PLEASE SEND THEM TO ME!!
R&R
stupid questions that you can answer for me, because I can't think of anything to put. If you answer me I'll dedicate the next chapter to you OKIE?
Do you think I got them together too early?
HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!