Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece characters.

Note: I worked on this w/ another person.

Zoro was lifting huge weights on the lower deck of the pirate ship. The Thousand Sunny (or w/e the new ship is called) was a big ship. Zoro sometimes bragged about this big ship that was rightfully his. He also liked to brag about a certain other ship, a ship that was also rightfully his. In fact, it was kind a kind of private ship, one that he would relieve himself with, and one that would get bigger when he was excited. Yep, you guessed it. The special ship he liked to sometimes brag about was located in his pants. Under thin layers of clothing that restricted it's freedom. But enough about Zoro's special jewels. Now to the real story.

" Hey, damned swordsman! " A voice yelled above him. It was the shitty cook Sanji, but when Zoro saw him, his mind went blank. Sanji's lower half was wrapped in a towel, and he had some hair growing along his chest. But that wasn't the thing that made the big penis in his pants grow. It was the fact that from below Sanji, Zoro could see beneath the towel. Under the white towel was a set of huge balls, with blonde hair growing on them. Zoro cold see the bottom of a large shaft that was also now creating a big bulge.

" Hey, stop drooling over my manly cock, just because yours isn't as big as this, doesn't mean you have to stare " Sanji said with a smirk. He walked a few steps away, and then stopped. " I really don't see how you can do that, its burning out here. In fact, its so hot that I could almost " and with saying that, he let the towel slip and fall to his ankles. Since he was turned around, Zoro could only see his perfectly formed ass. The swordsman then realized that they were the only two on the ship. The rest of the crew didn't want them coming along because they argued to much, and would be gone for the day.

Zoro got up on the level that Sanji was at, and stared. Sanji turned his whole body around, and that's when Zoro's cock started to hurt. Sanji had at least an 8-inch penis, with a blonde garden above it. He had humungous balls, and his cock was sticking straight up into the air. He stretched out, and then put his hands at his sides. He picked the towel up from the ground and was about to leave when Zoro spoke.

" You think that thing is bigger than my treasure? " Zoro asked. Deciding if Sanji wanted to seduce Zoro, as in just ripping his clothes off right away to reveal his juicy cock, then the swordsman would too. He rubbed at the bulge in his pants, and started to unzip his jacket. " For once I agree with you, it is hot out here ", he said, and was only left in his pants. He told Sanji to turn around because he did not want the cook to see if he wore boxers or briefs. He took the pants off, and took the layer of clothing under them off as well. He had an 8-inch penis that was sticking into the air as well, with aqua hair above it. His balls were big, and he had hair on them.

" Hmm, I cant decided who's is bigger, but- " that's when they heard Nami and Chopper returning, and they hid. They quickly put their clothes on, and stayed hidden.

" Listen swordsman, tomorrow, the others are off for the day again, and will be leaving early. We can have our contest all day long to see who's better, and bigger " Sanji said. Zoro nodded, and they ran off in opposite directions.

That Night.

Zoro layed in his bunk with his eyes open, and another bulge in his pants. He sighed, got up, and headed towards the bathroom. Once inside, he closed the door and sat on the toilet. He pulled his pants down, to reveal he was not wearing anything under. He grabbed his penis, and stroked it. He licked his other fingers, and wetted the giant cock. He played with his big balls, and moaned. His cock was ready, and spilt white liquid all over his chest. He picked it up with his fingers, and licked them. He wanted more. He just wanted to over to Sanji's bunk, pull down his pants, and fuck him like mad. For now, he just stuck his fingers into his hole, and pushed them in and out, moaning. He grabbed his penis again, and rubbed them like sandpaper on sandpaper. He came on the floor, and his body shook. He kneeled down and lapped up the cum on the floor. He pulled his pants up, but his penis hung out. He didn't bother to tuck it into his pants, and walked back to his bunk, making sure to pull the covers up. He couldn't wait for tomorrow.

I hope you liked it. Yes obviously there will be another chapter.