Another little crack piece starring "Pokémon Special" characters.
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Green was walking through the town when he saw just the person he was looking for.
"What's this I hear about you dating Blue?" he asked his rival.
"Does it really matter? I like her," replied Red.
"What about Amarillo?"
"She's more like a little sister."
"What about Misty?"
"…I prefer not to date a girl who has calluses on her knees," said Red hesitantly.
Green looked at him with wide eyes.
"Damn. …I'll be right back," said Green, running of.
"Where are you going?" called out Red.
"To see Misty!" yelled back Green.
Red could only sweatdrop at his rival.
"And I thought Gold was perverted."