Helping the Other Without Cinnamon

by Girl in My Mirror Is Crying

And thus the mouse and the Native American woman reach a resolution. {If you steal my cover image then I will report you to the cops. Thank you.}

1. Chapter 1

Pocahontas was about to jump off the waterfall and all of the sudden a little kinky voice thar sounded like something you would see in a turnip farm said,

"Nigga I got your strawberry daiquiri for you!"

Pocahontas jumped off the waterfall and while she did so she farted so loudly that it echoed across the entire valley.

when she got there she said, "Look, nigga, I told you to call me Sakura Judith Klein." The tiny rodent said,

"does it sound like I give a fuck!" He handed her the drink. A sexy noise echoed and she put him in her bra and said,

"Mexicans!"