AN:Hello my loving fans. I hope you like this, It s written by me GayItachi and co-written by Kenpachi'sBadGirl. It will be yaoi later on and it is M rated for a couple reasons. It is kinda based off of Memoirs of a geisha. Also my Beta is BomberBrat her stories are awesome!

(Diclaimer: I don't own Naruto, the characters belong to Kishimoto)

(Warning!: This story contains Yaoi/Shonen-ai don't like it don't read it!)

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"This is your home now Sasori, your Grandmother sold you to this Okiya*." Itachi said pulling me up the stairs into a small room.

"If you don't disobey Mother then she will give you more food, and maybe some gifts. You are to be up at 5 and lights out is at 9. If you are caught stealing, or trying to run away you will be put onto the streets. Also.." Itachi shut the door and lowered his voice.

"Trust me on this you don't want to piss off the maiko*, and one in particular his name is Deidara. I am going to tell you now that it is very, I mean very rare for a man to be a Geisha and when one is it is big. And I need to ask are you gay or bi?"

I looked at him like he was crazy but then said "Yes I am gay." quietly. I thought he was going to slap me because it is frowned upon to be gay in Gion*.

I was shocked when I felt a hug. I looked up shocked at this kind gesture. Itachi pulled away and in a softer voice than before stated.

"There are only a few gay people here. There is: Kisame, Tobi, Sasuke and shockingly Deidara, he is bi though. But you will not see to much of Sasuke or Tobi. This is also a warning that the three of us can NOT be friendly or be nice to each other in any way in public. It will get us wipped. Now I have to go but also, remember that you are to wear socks inside and put on slippers outside. Oh by the way Kisame is the blueish dude and his is my lover." Itachi gave me a wink as he left.

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"Sasori, you are needed in Deidara's room now!" Kisame yelled to me.

I have been at the Okiya for a couple of weeks, I have heard a lot about Deidara but I haven't seen him yet, but I have heard him yelling and trowing things. From what I hear I think that he is everything that Itachi said.

When I walked into the room I bowed. I heard a small 'rise'.

I looked up sucked in my breath. Who I was guessing was Deidara, he had -from what I could tell- long blond hair that was pulled up. His eyes were a sky blue. He had half of his white face paint on and was still in his nagajuban*

"I need your help dressing Deidara. Go and grab the box with the yellow, green, and pink Kimono silk." Itachi said as he finish combing the maiko's hair and putting it into a traditional momoware*

I grabbed the brown box that held the Kimono's silk. Deidara looked bored out of his mind but also a little excited. After I got the items of clothing separated I went to go help Itachi with Deidara's makeup. After about 45 Minutes he was completely ready, then I remembered something.

"Um Itachi-san why is he wearing Konan's special kimono?" After about three days of being in the okiya I had to help Konon (the owner of this Geisha house.) get ready for a celebration with Pain her Danna. Itachi opened his mouth to speck but a unknown voice that was at a slightly high pitch for a man stated.

"Today is my debut and Konan thought it would look good on me." Deidara smiled. "Dara! Hurry your ass up or we will be late!" Konan yelled from the gate.

Deidara gave Itachi a 'I will so kill you if I look retarded' and me a 'Help me!' look. I started to chuckle but then heard Itachi clear his throat. I looked to him and he said.

"If you aren't careful he will turn everything you say against you. All he cares about is the money and being adopted by Konon as the Heir to this Okiya."

I don't know why but for some reason I couldn't believe it. From what I saw he looked as friendly as Tobi. I ran down the hall after I looked at the clock, and remembered, that I forgot that I had to clean the Bathrooms.

Okiya*- Japanese for brothel

Maiko*- Apprentice Geisha

Gion*- A District in Kyoto

Nagajuban*- closest layer of a kimono to the skin.

Momoware*- A common hair style for Maiko it is shaped like a peach