Bella Goth, a woman who looks like she never had a hysterectomy, was at the dining room table with a huge stack of cards. She was dealing them one by one to herself and she sighed and farted as she played all by herself.
"Why is there no one ere to hold me?" She said to no one as she counted the points she just earned counted them in the sexiest way possible. She figured that by now, she could just go to the store and buy some apple pie. But at last, her roller skates were broken.