Lord of the Bloopers
This is a one shot that I wrote out of boredom. It's just some harmless fun and I hope you enjoy it. Please review!! I can't stress enough how much I love reviews. They're what get me to write more and more.
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Scene 1
Frodo is happily walking into his small bedroom in Gondor when he finds Gimli braiding Legolas' hair. He stopped abruptly. 'All right then, moving on.'
Legolas and Gimli look at each other.
Scene 2
'Merry what are you doing?' Pippin walked into the bathroom to find Merry putting on lipstick.
'Aragorn told me the ladies love it, you should try some, Pip. It doesn't taste too bad.'
'It's for your lips not your tongue and girls wear it. Unless you're suddenly Merry the lass?'
'I'll be back...' Merry hopped down from his stool and left the room.
Scene 3
'What happened to you?' Frodo asked looking at a red faced Aragorn.
'Merry fell for my trick. It didn't go so well. I look like a turnip,' Aragorn said sadly.
Merry came bursting in. 'WHERE IS HE?!' Merry spotted Aragorn. He sighed. 'I'm sorry. Come here,' Merry had a smile on his face.
'AHHHHHH!'
'Meriadoc Brandybuck strikes again.'
Scene 4
The Fellowship are in Lothlorien. Legolas gets up to make a speech.
'You know, I have heard a lot about comedy acts lately so I thought I would give it a try. But I couldn't think of anything funny so I thought I would sing,' Legolas took a deep breath. 'In the jungle the mighty jungle the Elven prince sleeps tonight...'
'Master Elf, you live in a jungle?' Gimli asked trying tom stifle a laugh.
'I-- eat me Dwarf. I live where the air is pure. Not in stone.'
'Owned,' Sam said simply.
Scene 5
'Master! Master! What's it doing? Stupid fat Hobbit.'
'Oi Gollum. I'm not fat. It's all this skin it makes me look poofy. Have you seen Ice Age? I'm like the bloody mammoth.'
Frodo peered over. 'Sam what have I told you about watching child movies?'
'That they're for little kids and grown Hobbits like me shouldnt go near them.'
'That's right. Remember that and I'll let you into my club next week,' Frodo pulls out a pamflet. 'For only $99.99 you can join my no geeks club,' Frodo put on a charming smile.
Gollum gagged. 'Let's get outta here!' Sam shouted to Gollum.
A/N: I hope it was all right. I'm not too good at writing comedy but I felt like a laugh. Anyway please review and I might write more.