PM: Yes! My first Yu-Gi-Oh! fic! BEHOLD! (Strange choral music) ...OK... (PM Chuckles Nervously) Just read. I'll find who stole the sound effects machine.

Prologue: Kung Pow-er: Enter the Pat!

A black limo pulled up in front of a game shop. The shop appeared to be made out of colorful toy blocks, and had the word "GAME" on it in red. An early teen with red-brown hair which had a pointed strand hanging in his face between his green eyes stepped out of the black automobile. This person wore dark purple clothing. The shirt was a cloak, and opened to reveal a black undershirt. Fancy black shoes were also worn. No, it's not Seto Kaiba; it's ME, Pat!

I walked into the game shop with a black bag in hand. A light purple PC Inc. was on the side. I knew the person I desired to see was in their, visiting Yugi Moto.

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The bell on the door dinged as I made my entrance, and I mean an entrance, getting stares from the only four people in the room I could see. One, a girl, had on a pink shirt with folded yellow collars, a blue calf-length skirt, and near-knee-length brown boots. Next to her was a guy with dark brown hair that was spiked up like a needle in the front, and a school uniform, which was a blue shirt and pants, with sneakers. The inside of the shirt, at least the collar, was white. I then saw the aforementioned Yugi Moto, a short guy with large purple eyes, spiky, black, violet-outlined hair, with blond hair in a really spiky way, a single short bang between his eyes, like mine in style. Yugi wore a blue school outfit, too. Last was someone with messy golden hair in the same school uniform as Yugi. They were, in order, except Yugi: Tea Gardner, Tristan Taylor, and Joseph "Joey" Wheeler. The last was the one I planned to challenge.

"HELLO! How can I help you?" an old man with a green bandana, green overalls with silver buttons, a gray shirt, and gray hair like Yugi's said loudly, zipping into my face.

"..." I stood silent, surprised to suddenly see him. He was Solomon Moto, Yugi's Grandpa.

"Uh... I'm not here to buy cards, AHH!" I said, and then screamed, seeing Yugi, Tristan, and Tea eyeing the symbol on my bag at close range, and Joey eyeing my hair...

"That looks familiar... Like Kaiba Corporation's symbol." Tristan said quietly.

"I AM NOT SOME JERK FROM KAIBA CORP.! I'm the CEO of... PATCORP!" I shouted vainly. "Who...?" the three asked.

...I fell Anime style.

"Patcorp, inventor of some of dueling technology?" They still blinked!

"Never mind! I've come here to Duel!"

"Hey, watch it, bud. My pal Yuge ain't gonna duke it out with some novice!" Joey said, entering the conversation.

"Who said I wanna fight Yugi? I want to Duel you, Joseph Wheeler." I pointed at Joey, who blinked three times. "Me?"

"Yes, so I can see the third best duelist's deck in action. I must warn you, though; I'm no 'novice', as you called me earlier; I have won many tournaments!" I glared.

"Well, I'll still wipe da floor wichya!"

I scoffed, then walked outside, Joey and co. following.

"One thing: you gotta duel with my company's Fight Disc; not Kaiba Corp's Duel Disk."

I opened my bag and placed what looked like a more rectangular-fielded Duel Disc on my arm. Both field parts had different ends; one was curved out; the other, the end of the field, was curved in. A pull-out square was in the inwards concave. Two monster places were on the right part; three on the left. The whole thing was white, except for the M places, they were blue. I tossed one to Joey, who slipped it on his left arm. He then slipped his deck in the slot, a KC Duel Disc deck slot, only with a pointier barrier.

"Where's da Graveyard?" Joey asked.

"Push the ON button, and you'll see." I pointed to the blue PC on the left side, which I also pressed, along with Joey. The field pieces snapped together and a gray slot slid out of the front, a left quarter turn from the deck slot. A pointy Life Point counter began beeping, where a white 4000 appeared. Then a duplicate labeled Spell and Trap Zone shot out from under the Monster Zone.

"Joey, the pop-out things are, by the Monster Zone, a Fusion Deck slot, and the S/T Zone one is for Field Spells." I said, looking at the dumbfounded look Joey had before I explained that.

"Yeah, yeah."

"TIME TO GET YOUR GAME ON!" I yelled.

Setup: Me vs. Joey

First Move: Me

No Time Limit!

Joey's and my LP: 4000

DUEL COMMENCE!

I drew my sixth card, giving me a full hand.

"Okay. I summon this monster: Hysteric Fairy!" An either girly boy or boyish girl appeared. It had long, black hair and pointed ears, and white wings behind it. 1800/500.

"And then I place two cards facedown." Two backs of cards appeared after I slipped them in the Spell/Trap Zone in front of my Monster Zone. They had a black circle in the middle, a gold outline, and the rest was red.

"Your move, Joseph."

Joey drew a card.

"I set dis monsta' facedown and place a card in dis crazy Spell/ Trap Zone." Two card backs appeared, one horizontal.

"I HEARD THAT!"

I drew a card from my deck again. "I summon Majestic Mech – Senku to the field!" A robotic human figure with wings appeared. It had blue and white armor on, and the wings were connected to its shoulder pads by blue balls. 1000/500.

"Anotha' Fairy? HAHAHA!" Joey laughed.

'Oh, that's it Joseph, laugh it up. It'll be just more humiliating with my triple Mech squad... Heh-heh-heh-heh...' I thought.

"And now, I activate my facedown card! Acid Trap Hole!" I pushed a blue button on the side of my Disk, which made a reddish-purple card reveal itself on my side of the field. In it, a man in blue armor was falling into a pit filled with green acid.

"Explain please." Joey said.

"Gladly. This rare card, which I won from an LA tournament, lets me choose one Set monster, and I flip it up first." Joey's facedown monster flipped up, and turned out to be...

"NO! My Axe Raider!" Joey cried as a person in gold and ruby armor with the same colored axe fell into a hole, vaporizing him.

"And now, I attack you directly with Hysteric Fairy!" My fairy formed a brilliant blue orb in its hands, and launched it at Joey.

Joey's Life Points: 2200.

"And now Senku!" Majestic Mech – Senku jumped towards Joey and hit him, causing him to fall down.

Joey's LP: 1200.

"Because of my Majestic Mech – Senku's Special Ability, I get to draw one card from my Deck, since it attacked you directly. However, it is destroyed when I end my turn after I Summon it." I drew a card, and it was a Spell Card, meaning it wouldn't be destroyed.

"Your move, Joey."

Joey drew again, and a smile pressed on his face.

"Oh, yeah! Dis is da card I been waitin' for! I summon Time Wizard and activate its effect! Go time roulette!"

A little pixie knight with a clock face (Literally), a wand with a red arrow and four skulls and two red buildings, and blue-shoed feet materialized. 500/400.

Suddenly, the arrow on its wand began spinning as the monster said "Time magic."

"Hmm... If Joey gets this right, I lose all my monsters. If he doesn't, then he loses his monsters and 250 Life Points." I said to myself.

The arrow began to slow down! Skull, Warp, Skull, Skull, Warp... Skull... Skull...Warp... Skull... Skull... WARP!

"Yes!" Joey, Yugi, Tristan, and Tea cheered as the arrow landed on the warp spot.

A big swirl of black appeared, and it sucked up my monsters, leaving me defenseless.

"YES! Time Wizard,attack his Life Points!" Joey's monster floated over to me and bonked my head with its wand. Wow.

My LP: 3500.

"I end my turn!" Joey declared.

I drew yet again, and smirked. I had one of the three Majestic Mech monsters in my hand, one in my Graveyard, and I just drew the last one!

"Well, Joey! This Duel is over! I haven't explained this, but I had a little partnership with Pegasus when he was making Duel Monsters."

"So?"

"Well, I submitted a few more ideas, and I'm the one who owns some of the copies. True, while the cards aren't closely related to Egypt, they are still legal! I activate the Spell Card Majestic Mech Calling, which permits the summoning from my hand and/or Graveyard three creatures with Majestic Mech in their name! Only three cards created have that." I slipped a green card onto my S/T Zone, and it materialized. On it were three creatures, the Majestic Mechs. On the right flying up and left was a white and red dog-shaped monster, on the left flying up towards the right was Majestic Mech – Senku, and in the middle was a large, golden draconic creature with silver wings, no legs, and a long, segmented tail.

"Now, from my Graveyard I bring Majestic Mech – Senku..." I began. I took the card from my Graveyard and placed it on the Monster Zone.

"And from my hand, Majestic Mech – Ohka and..."

I placed another card on my disk. The dog-like creature materialized to the left of Senku, one space between them.

"And last... Majestic Mech – GORYU!" I shouted. Between Senku and Ohka materialized the draconic creature. Majestic Mech Calling faded from the field.

MM – Senku: 1000/500. MM – Ohka: 2400/1400. MM – Goryu: 2900/1800.

"Now, I attack Time Wizard with Senku!" Senku flew over to its target and slashed it. Time Wizard was destroyed.

Joey's LP: 0700.

"Now I attack you with Goryu!" I yelled. My strongest monster did a few aerial flips, and then rammed Joey, ending the Duel.

Joey's LP: 0000.

Winner: ME!

All cards on the field faded from sight, and our decks were recollected. I walked over to Joey, and congratulated him on a Duel well done.

"Yeah, danks." he said.

"Joey, one of the cards I have with me was specifically for your deck. Here."

I took out a card from the bag my Fight Disk came out of, and handed it to Joey. It was a Fusion monster, symbolized by the violet color code. The monster was an orange leopard with black stripes with blue and green armor as its attire. It bore a shining silver axe with diamond blades.

"What is this?" Joey asked. I told him to read the card name at the top. (Yes, I have the cards like they are in the real game or in Yu-Gi-Oh! THE MOVIE: Pyramid of Light.)

"Lesse... Black-Streaked Axe-Manipulating Leopard. Cool! Did you make dis one?" Joey asked as he read the gold print, symbolizing Ultra Rarity.

"Yes. If you read the bottom, you'll find its effect."

Joey read the information on the card.

BEAST-WARRIOR/FUSION/EFFECT

Panther Warrior + Tiger Axe

This card cannot be Special Summoned. You can only activate this cards effect when an opponent's monster attacks this card. Destroy the attacking monster by Tributing one monster on your side of the field.

ATK / 3100 DEF / 2700

"WOW! Dis card is sweet! An' I been wantin' ta use my old buddy Tiger Axe!" Joey cried out.

"Yeah! You're a genius Pat!" Yugi complemented.

"Ahh... C'mon. You're RIGHT, ha-ha, but, anyway, to the point here: I'm inviting ALL of you, Tristan and Tea included, to Duel in a tournament I'm hosting in an old Colosseum. Since it's hosted by Patcorp, you all must Duel with Fight Disks, which are gonna be handed out tomorrow. I've invited some of the best Duelists in the world, namely Duelist Kingdom and Battle City finalists. Then there's also Weevil Underwood, Rex Raptor (Joey and Yugi didn't enjoy that.), Mako Tsunami, and of course Seto Kaiba."

"YOU INVITED KAIBA! What are you, nuts?" Joey screamed.

"No. Hey, Kaiba is the third best duelist in the entire world!"

"Third best?" Yugi questioned.

"Da second best is me!" Joey said smugly.

I rolled my eyes. "Joey, you're the fourth or fifth best. Then Kaiba, depending on your status, then... someone... and then Yugi. Anyway, come to Clock Tower Square tomorrow. That's where the contestants will be gathered. And, don't forget you two can Duel, Tea and Tristan. I'll be giving out cards to weak duelists. Er, uh... Semi-weak." I corrected myself, not wanting to make Tristan and Tea mad... Eheh.

"We'll be there!" they all shouted in unison. I nodded, and then stepped into my limo, signaling my driver to start the engine. Several thoughts were in my mind as my chauffeur drove me home... Like, what evil would commence in the tournament? Or, what if a weak duelist defeated me in a duel? MY REPUTATION WOULD BE RUINED! But, since it was sensible not to get worked up before the grand tournament, I had to calm down...

'Yeah, I'll, show 'em all who's boss... Even if I hafta...' my regular thoughts were saying.

'NO! DON'T USE THAT CARD!' yelled the other one. The two appeared around my head. One was in my attire, but white, and the other was in pure black.

'Why not? Mweh heh heh... It'll make winning easier!' said the Ebon One.

'But you both know the consequences for the loser! DON'T USE IT!' cried the White One. I felt like Ebon Magician Curran and White Magician Pikeru were arguing in my head...

'SHUT IT YOU TWO!' I roared at them, making them disappear in puffs of smoke.

"I just need some rest, that's all..." I sighed.

My limo drove down the black pavement to my home as silent as a mouse.

PM: Well, there ya go. My first YGO fic's first Chapter. Hey, you know I really DID make up some of the cards that'll be used. Oh, and reviewers, if you know about the card in question, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT spoil it! I WILL DOWNLOAD I VIRUS ONTO YOUR NETWORK AND DETERIORATE THE HARD DRIVE! ...Or not.