For Better or Worse

by Girl in My Mirror Is Crying

Shoes.

It was summertime and Andy was going to a camp in Augusta, Maine, which was 704 miles from where they lived.

"So we are going to be all alone!" Shouted woody as he ate a Pringle. "I won't be able to listen to Naruto on the Tv if that's the case!"

"Calm the heck down," said Buzz. "We can go into his moms room and watch the Golden Girls while she sips a martini."

"Great idea!" Said Bo Peep as she farted and we g string fell off. There was a sound that sounded like a person screaming and they were really scared.