Day One

When Reno walked into his office in the morning, Scarlet was there waiting for him, sitting on his desk.

"What do you want?" he asked.

"The usual, what else?" Scarlet kissed him and unfastened his pants, pulling him to her as she spread her legs.

When she was done with him, she got up off the desk, put her panties back on, and walked out without a word.

Reno and Rude decided to have lunch at 7th Heaven. Halfway through their lunch break, an attractive blonde with long legs started chatting up Rude, and they left shortly afterwards. Enjoying being the only customer there, Reno grabbed the rest of Rude's food and was pulling the onions out of the burger when he heard a door slam and saw Cloud storming off, Tifa opening the door to her office, yelling words at him that Reno didn't think she had even known. She froze for a moment when saw Reno there at the bar, then relaxed and jerked her head back towards her office, indicating he should come in. Taking another sip of his beer and shoving a breath mint in his mouth, he walked into her office.

Tifa slammed and locked the door behind him, then she was all over him, putting his hands underneath her skirt as she unfastened his pants. Remembering that she liked it slow, he took his time. Tifa moaned as he finally entered her. Part of her felt disgusted that she would seek Reno out whenever she and Cloud were having trouble, but the other part of her just reveled in what Reno made her feel. She cried out as he once again delivered the multiple orgasms he had promised her so long ago if she ever got tired of Cloud.

"Tifa, are you okay?" one of the barmaids worriedly asked, knocking on the door.

"I'm more than okay now." Tifa whispered, then realized she had to get back to work.

She and Reno separated, and he hid behind the door as Tifa fixed her clothes and unlocked and opened the door.

"Everything's fine. Now get back to the bar, that's what I'm paying you for." Tifa told the barmaid, and left her office, leaving the door open so Reno could leave.

He was finishing his beer, even though it had gotten flat while he was attending to Tifa. Suddenly someone grabbed his mug and took a drink from it. Turning to his left in anger, he found himself face to face with Yuffie.

"What do you think you're doing?" he asked her.

Yuffie whispered something in his ear.

"Not right now, I'm on my lunch break." Reno replied.

"You always have excuses! You promised me two months ago and you're always busy!" Yuffie started to yell at him.

"Fine." Reno didn't want to listen to her tantrums right now. He grabbed her by the hand and led her into the bathroom.

Tifa's lips thinned as she watched them, and then she frowned as Yuffie's cries of fulfillment spilled out in the main room a little while later. Then she wondered…was she jealous? She was starting to get the uncomfortable feeling that sometimes she picked fights with Cloud just so she could have an excuse to have sex with Reno. She suddenly bit down on something hard in her mouth and was surprised to find it was a breath mint.

When Reno was in his office getting ready to leave for the day, Elena walked in.

"What do you want?" he asked her.

"Um, did you finish that report for…um…" Elena started to say.

"What do you really want?" he demanded to know.

"Tseng's gone for a week, he left this afternoon." she blurted out.

Suddenly annoyed, he took a deep breath before pushing his chair out from the desk. Elena smiled and hurriedly unbuttoned her shirt while he unfastened his pants. She hiked her skirt up as she sat in his lap, and was puzzled when she didn't get the explosive result she had been expecting. The sex was…it was no different than if she had been having sex with Tseng.

"Are you okay?" she asked him, concerned.

"I'm fine." he said, as he lifted her off him and left after refastening his pants.

Reno was relieved that Rude wanted to go to a different bar for dinner, he didn't want to go back to 7th Heaven right now.

"Here's to our weekend!" Rude said, and lifted his beer mug up, and Reno clinked his against it.

"And it'll be over too soon." Reno complained.

"What's wrong with you?" Rude asked.

"I'm not sure." Reno frowned.

While waiting for their food to arrive, a pretty brunette approached Reno.

"Excuse me, could you tell me-"

"Dammit, I'm not a walking penis! Get yourself a vibrator!" Reno erupted and stormed out.

He fumed all the way back to his apartment. As he got into bed after a shower, he decided he was going to swear off women for the next month. He was tired of being used to scratch their itches or to get back at the man in their lives.