Just so you know this is my OTHER account as it's the one that I post all my slashie and not-so-innocent fics on. (I protecting my friends while still releasing my imagination...) Umm yeah, I mainly due fanfics during the summer to help with my style. So if It's not down before school starts for me then you'll have to wait longer intervals between updates. Hopefully I'll be able to end it before then though. If you find any grammar or continuousy errors please inform me because alas, all I have no beta, just spellcheck and an OCD-like fascination with making sure my stories are perfect (this is already the 7th version of the first chapter ). Thank you and enjoy!

Anywho, I do not own any of the characters, quotes, or major plotline from the book/movie holes. However, I do own my original plotline that I'm adding to their's and Jaidan Wyke.

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The sun bore down on the juvenile delinquents that were part of the Camp Green Lake Program as they dug hole after hole. One of the said young men had just finished his required digging for the day and took a swig of water from his canteen by the side of his hole. Closing his eyes he momentarily relaxed as he leened against the walls of the hole. When reopened his eyes he saw a bus driving down the old dirt road towards the base of Camp Green Lake.

"Hey guys! Looks like we've got a new camper!" Zigzag yelled to the others currently digging around him. The remaining boys around him all looked up to see the old school bus flying down the road with dust trailing behind it.

"Looks like you're no longer the baby, Caveman." X-Ray said with a smirk.

"Yeah, yeah hardy har-har. Well while you guys were ogling the bus I actually finished my hole before you guys for once."

"Yeah, for once." Magnet smirked.

"Shut up." Stanley said as he threw dirt from his pile into Magnet's hole.

"Hey!" Magnet yelped as he was sprayed with dirt.

"Come on Zigzag, let's go check out who the new camper is." Stanley said as he jumped out of his hole.

"Hey, don't leave me behind!" X-Ray shouted from behind them.

"Then hurry up already!" Stanley yelled back as the trio began to walk back towards camp.

The old school bus slowly rolled to a stop with the squeal of the tires piercing the air. The boys in the surrounding buildings came outside leisurely to make it appear as if a new camper wasn't a huge deal. The doors to the bus opened with the guard getting off first followed by a very short person, who looked like a girl. She was wearing purple tights with what appeared to be leather boots over them. She also had a cream-colored boatneck t-shirt with a black vest that almost went down to her black-gray cocktail shorts. She had a very feminine angular face and platinum blonde locks that had neon pink highlights to it that were covered with a black caddy hat. Overall, she looked very feminine and glamorous.

"Damn, I thought I'd never see the day when they allowed girls into Camp Green Lake!" Zigzag said followed by a cat call. The new camper giggled when she heard this.

"Come along." The guard ordered to the new camper as he headed towards Mr. Sir's office. As she walked by guys she received a couple of smacks on the butt by some of the older campers resulting in another blush. When she reached her destination she was met by one of the weirdest guys she's ever met. It was mainly his looks; he just had weird sideburns was all.

"Jaidan Wyke?" he questioned as tossed her profile down on his desk.

"Yes?"

"Welcome to Camp Green Lake missy, the name is Mr. Sir and you will only address me as such."

Jaidan wanted to giggle at this. 'Someone has masculinity issues!'

"Now missy, just because you're a girl doesn't mean that you'll be given any special treatment…"

"Excuse me…"

'You're going to have to dig a hole five feet by five feet everyday just like all the boys…"

"Excuse me!"

"What?" he snapped.

"Erm…. Mr. Sir…I'm err…"

"Spit it out girlie…"

"Err...I'm a boy."

"You think I'm stupid? Trying to mess with me? Well look, it says right here in your profile," he said picking it up from his desk, "that you're a … boy." He said suddenly mortified.

"Well at least that's better then giving you special treatment for 'Feminine issues' now, this ain't a girl scout camp just so you know. It's dangerous here. You'll need to watch out for scorpions and rattlesnakes, but if you don't bother them they won't bother you. If you get bit you won't die…usually. It's the yellow spotted lizards you have to look out for; if you get bit you'll die a slow and painful death…always. Now follow me missy, err boy."

"You can call me missy if you want, most people call me by feminine names, and it's easier for them then to believe that I'm a girl then a guy…"

"Did I tell you to give me your life's story Wyke?"

"Err... No Mr. Sir." Jaidan said with a blush.

"Now follow."

"Yes, Mr. Sir." He picked up the stuff he was carrying and followed him out the door. He followed him across the campus.

"Look, around you Wyke. What do you see? Any guard towers, electric fences? Hmm?"

"No Mr. Sir."

"If you want to run away go ahead. I don't care. We've got the only water for a hundred miles. You want to run away, them buzzards will pick you clean by the third day. So you want to run away missy?"

"No Mr. Sir."

"Good thinking." He said as they walked into the laundry room. "Now missy you'll have two sets of clothes, one for working and one for leisure. After three days your leisure clothes become your work clothes and we wash your previous work clothes, got it?"

"Yes, Mr. Sir."

"What are your sizes?"

"Adult small and petite and shoe size is five in men's." Mr. Sir gave him a peculiar look at this.

"I'm very petite for my age..." He said nervously.

"Just change, Wyke." He said handing him all the clothing.

He gulped, "Here?"

"No, your royal highness in the expensive changing areas we just got….Of course here!" he yelled.

"Right, err... sorry." Quickly Jaidan stripped down to his skivvies. 'Why did I wear my thong today of all days?' he moaned inside his head as he quickly got into the jumpsuit. 'It might be the most horrid thing on the planet but I can make it work.' He thought with a smirk. He zipped the suit up only three quarters of the way to make the suit lie leisurely on his shoulders showing a tantalizing amount of skin. He tucked the legs of the suit into the boots he was given, and he also rolled up his sleeves to midarm. He kept his jewelry on, to make it slightly more bearable.

"Are you done yet your majesty?"

"Yes Mr. Sir." Jaidan said as he put his caddy hat back on. Suddenly another strange man came in. His whole look just screamed dork. Huge hat, cargo shorts with a button up shirt tucked into them. Long socks and sun screen on his nose. God definitely did not give this man the gift of fashion.

"Jaidan Wyke?"

"Yes?"

"I just want you to know that you may have done some bad things, but that does not make you a bad kid. I respect you, Jaidan. Welcome to Camp Green Lake, I'm Dr. Pendanski, your counselor."

"If you start that touchy-feely crap I'm out of here. Give him some towels, and tokens. Set him up". Mr. Sir commented as he walked by.

"Follow me Jaidan and I'll give you a tour of the facilities." He said as he walked out the laundry room's door.

"Now I know you're a girl, but you'll be in D-tent. D stands for diligence…"

"Excuse me Dr. Pendanski, but I'm a guy." Jaidan said with a smirk on his face. 'This is going to be fun…'

"My mistake Jaidan, it's just you look…"

"Feminine? Androgynous? Girly?" Jaidan smiled, "Don't worry Dr. Pendanski, I get it all the time, you can call me by whatever floats your boat."

"Okay, well there's the cafeteria, the mess hall, the Rec room, and the showers they have only one temperature, cold. That's the warden's cabin there; the number one rule at Camp Green Lake is do not upset the warden, she isn't the most forgiving of people," the doctor said as they walked by some old, rustic buildings.

"Hey mom! Who's the girl?" the cry came from a group of boys walking in their direction.

"Jaidan I'd like you to meet Stanley, Ricky, and Rex. They're also from D-Tent."

"Hi…"

"The name's X-Ray, he's Caveman, and he's Zigzag."

"They've all got their little nicknames but I prefer to call them by the names their mothers gave to them."

"And Dr. Pendanski here is Mom." The one named Zigzag replied.

"Well, X-Ray, Caveman, and Zigzag, take Jaidan here your tent." The doctor said as he left the group.

"Damn, I see God decided to be merciful on us poor innocent boys for once and send a fine specimen of female to our little abode…" X-Ray commented as Jaidan giggled at this.

"While I'm all for compliments, but I'm a boy." Jaidan smirked.

"Seriously?" X-Ray said as the other two were laughing in behind him.

"Seriously, but go ahead and call me a girl because sexual orientation-wise you'd be correct… Now which way to the tent?" Jaidan said with a smile.

'Uh… this way…" X-Ray stammered as Jaidan walked the way that X-Ray had pointed to leaving three very discombobulated males behind.

'The next eighteen months sure are going to be interesting…' Jaidan thought.