Memo
Major Samantha Carter made her way down the corridor. Dr. Jay Felger had asked her to drop by to render some assistance. As she rounded the final corner to his lab, music began to blare:
"I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE. ALL YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY . . . ."
"Doctor?" she exclaimed in surprise. The blonde had stepped into the room in time to see the 'respected' doctor dancing on one of the tables, swinging his hips from side to side and waving his lab coat in the air. "Doctor!" Sam shouted. Dr. Felger turned bright red and in his haste to get down from the table, fell. Scrambling to his feet, he shut off the stereo.
"Oh, um, sorry about that," he apologized awkwardly. "My lab assistant Chloe likes to listen to music while she works . . . ." The woman glanced around the room, but Chloe was nowhere in sight. Rendering her assistance as quickly as possible, she promptly left the room. Upon reaching her private quarters, she wrote on a post-it note and stuck it to her mirror. It read:
"MEMO—Find CD and DESTROY IT!!!"
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End.