Disclaimer: my name is not Trey Parker. Nor is it Matt Stone. Therefore I don't own South Park. I also don't own Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin's p.o.v

It was a warm fall afternoon in the normal mountain town of South Park, CO. Who am I kidding it was about 10 degrees and snowing in the ABNORMAL town of South Park. Well at least from what I heard about this place. It was about 3 weeks ago my dad told us we where moving from our house to South Park. If it's anything like the T.V show, life won't be so boring there. I found out about the town when my mom and dad made the mistake of leaving me home alone( again) and it was on tv.

"Well Hobbes this is our new home" I said as we pulled up into our new house.

" a new place to start anew " Hobbes replied

" remind to hide those Philosophy books of yours"

As I got out of the car I saw four boys waiting for the bus ( it was a Monday after all) I also herd some of there conversation

"Shut the hell up fat boy" the one in the green hat yelled

" I'm not fat!" The fat one yelled " stupid fucking ginger jew!"

I was kind of amazed at the language they where using as they looked to be about my age (11)

Oh well hopefully most kids aren't like that.

Stan's pov

" guys please shut the hell up!" I yelled at my super best friend and Cartman. " that new kid's giving us funny looks"

" he must think we're kewl!" Cartman thought out loud

"Damn it fat ass! Your not as popular as you think you are!" Kyle yelled.

"He's looking at us funny because of your argument!" I informed them. " It mjght be because Cartman said the f-word and we are only 11 or it may just be the volume!"

"What ever it is, it doesn't matter! I think we'll meat him tomorrow." Kenny interrupted. I am glad he stopped wearing the hood so tight. He is much easier to understand.

Back to Calvin's

I was really nervous to start my new school. I thought as I went to bed

The next morning At South Park Elementary

"Sit down and shut the Fuck up!" The teacher roared as he entered the room. " now we have another kid joining you little Bastards. Lets just hope he isnt like douchebag or Damien."

"Is he always like that?" I ask the girl sitting next to me.

" just when he's having a bad day"

I suddenly head

" mr. Garrison we have got to get that sand out of your vagina" the fat kid yelled

"Goddamn it Eric I have a penis again and you know it!"

Again? I thought

" well then we have got to get that sand out of your dickhole" he said

" that's it counselor's right now!" He yelled.

"…fucking fag… Asshole… " I heard Eric mumble as he left. " sigh. Now as I was saying we have a new kid today. His name is Calvin. Stand up" I do. " hmm lets see Kyle you show him around"

"Ok" Kyle says

GOODBYE FOR NOW!