My first HP fic in a long while. Enjoy. Oh, and I don't own.


"Come on, Hermione." Tonks grinned, eager to have one last night of fun with her friend. "You only have one more night to do anything you want, no strings attached."

"No." Hermione didn't even look up from her book of essays. "I'll not have a hen's night."

"We know." Ginny said, coming up behind them, snatching the book away from Hermione. "But wouldn't you rather spend your last night of un-wedded bliss with us instead of curled up with 'Winston Boghorn's Thought's on Potion's in Transfiguration'?"

"Good lord, Hermes, what a load of bullock." Tonks frowned, grabbing the book from Ginny. She hummed softly as she flipped through it, before handing it back to Ginny. "Rubbish. You can't say no for a book like that, Hermione."

Hermione hesitated. She had wanted to finish reading that book by tonight. She wouldn't have another chance until after her honeymoon. Ron would never let her take it along…

Ginny cleared her throat, reminding her that they were still waiting on an answer.

"Fine." Hermione smiled as the two gave a chorus of whoops. "But only a few drinks."

Nearly four hours later, the three of them sat cross-legged on the floor of Hermione's study, giggling like idiots over a game of magical truth or dare.

"Truth," Tonks giggled, taking another long swig of firewhiskey.

"What's the most embarrassing dream you've ever had?" Hermione grinned wickedly, raising her own bottle of firewhiskey to her mouth, sloshing a great deal down her front.

"Good one, Mione." Ginny managed through her never-ending giggling, obviously drunk off her rocker.

Tonks giggled, putting her wand to her head, before adding a silvery wisp of a memory to the orb that sat suspended in the air between the drunken trio.

They watched, giggling as images of Tonks in bed with –

"SNAPE!" The dream Tonks moaned. Seconds later, the dream scene ended, with a no little amount of hearty guffaws.

"You had a dirty dream about Snape!" Ginny laughed, tears forming in her eyes. "His hands were… everywhere." Tonks grinned, giggling a bit herself.

"Hermione, you." Tonks grinned, a mischievous look flashing in her eyes when

she chose dare. "I dare you to see if his hands really do go everywhere."

"Fine." She giggled, ending with a sound hiccup.


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