(Notes: First time uploading something here, it's kind of confusing for me. :/ But here it is! It's short, sorry. All the chapters will probably be like this, I'm really not good at writing things long. But hopefully the quantity of entries will make up for it! Heh, I feel adventurous writing for Karkat. It's really hard because he's so verbose.)
Diary Entry 1
SATURDAY
KARKAT VANTAS.
THERE, ARE YOU HAPPY, EGBERT? I FINALLY SUCCUMBED INTO LETTING YOU THROW THIS DUMB PARTY TO CELEBRATE MY EXISTENCE; GOD KNOWS WHY ANY SELF-DEPRECIATING MORON WOULD BE HAPPY ABOUT IT. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT I ACTUALLY WROTE IN THIS SHITTY HUMAN "DIARY". I DON'T KNOW WHY THE HELL ANYBODY WOULD MAKE SOMETHING FOR BULGE-CHAFFING LOSERS WITH ONLY EMPTY BOOKS TO CALL FRIENDS. WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE NOW?
hehe, good job karkat. :B
WAIT, WHY DO YOU EVEN CARRY AROUND A PEN WITH YOU? DO YOU RELIGIOUSLY GIVE PEOPLE DIARIES ON THE STREET SO YOU CAN WRITE ON THEM? YOU KNOW WHAT, JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY DIARY.
well, you keep writing stuff, silly.
I WILL SNAP YOUR FUCKING PEN IN HALF.
well, then.