The Mummy

The Musical Mummy

Score By Pandora (The Muse)

Original Songs By Other People

(The lyrics have been altered for use in this musical)

The Mummy and all characters belong to Universal and not myself

Act I

Opening Scene

[A dark night in the desert in Egypt just outside Hamunaptra]

[Enter Ardeth Bey on horseback]

[Song originally "Arabian Nights" from Disney's Aladdin]

Ardeth Bey: (singing) Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place, where the med-jai and horses roam,

Where it's flat and immense and those priests are a pest, it's insufferable, but hey, it's home

[Stands center stage]

When the thieves from the east and the yanks from the west and that girl from Cairo come at night,

Grab your scimitar and ride,

[Mounts horse]

On a horsey or you die, on another Egyptian night!!

[Horse rears]

Egyptian nights, like Egyptian days, more often than not, are filled with rot and I get enraged!!

Egyptian nights, 'neath Egyptian moon, a fool off his guard, could die and die quick, out here in the dunes

[Slowly exits stage right]

[Curtain falls]

Scene II

[Curtain rises]

[Night fall in Thebes]

[Ardeth Bey enters stage left on foot]

Ardeth Bey: Welcome to Thebes, City of the Living, crown jewel of Pharaoh Seti the I,

Home of Imhotep, [Imhotep enters stage left, stands to far right] Pharaoh's high priest, Keeper of the Dead,

Birthplace of Anck-su-namun, [Enter Anck-su-namun stage left, stand at left] Pharaoh's mistress, no other man was allowed to touch her.

[Enter priests, stand in background]

[Original Song "Barbie Girl" By Aqua]

Anck-su-namun:[Walking towards Imhotep]

I'm the pharaoh's girl, in the pharaoh's world

I've been painted, I'm so tainted

I'm completely bare and undressed everywhere

Prostitution, I need retribution

Imhotep & Ardeth Bey: Come on mistress, do your business

Anck-su-namun:

I'm the pharaoh's girl, in the pharaoh's world

I've been painted, I'm so tainted

I'm completely bare and undressed everywhere

Prostitution, I need retribution

Imhotep & Ardeth Bey: Come on mistress, do your business

Anck-su-namun: I'm a bronzed, fighter girl, in a dynasty world

Feel me up, go all night, I'm your princess

Imhotep: You're my love, from above, but I can't get enough

Kiss me here, touch me there, let's be naughty

Anck-su-namun: You can touch, you can play, if you say I'm always yours

I'm the pharaoh's girl, in the pharaoh's world

I've been painted, I'm so tainted

I'm completely bare and undressed everywhere

Prostitution, I need retribution

Imhotep & Ardeth Bey: Come on mistress, do your business

Anck-su-namun & Priests: Ah ah ah yeah!!

Imhotep & Ardeth Bey: Come on mistress, do your business

Anck-su-namun & Priests: Ooh oh Ooh oh

Imhotep & Ardeth Bey: Come on mistress, do your business

Anck-su-namun & Priests: Ah ah ah yeah!!

Imhotep & Ardeth Bey: Come on mistress, do your business

Anck-su-namun & Priests: Ooh oh Ooh oh

Anck-su-namun: Make me hot, don't get caught, do whatever you please

I can act like a queen, I can beg on my knees

Imhotep: Come right in, mistress sin, let us do it again

Hit the floor, go for more, let's be dirty

Anck-su-namun: You can touch, you can play, if you say I'm always yours

You can touch, you can play, if you say I'm always yours

Imhotep & Ardeth Bey: Come on mistress, do your business

Anck-su-namun & Priests: Ah ah ah yeah!!

Imhotep & Ardeth Bey: Come on mistress, do your business

Anck-su-namun & Priests: Ooh oh Ooh oh

Imhotep & Ardeth Bey: Come on mistress, do your business

Anck-su-namun & Priests: Ah ah ah yeah!!

Imhotep & Ardeth Bey: Come on mistress, do your business

Anck-su-namun & Priests: Ooh oh Ooh oh

Anck-su-namun: I'm the pharaoh's girl, in the pharaoh's world

I've been painted, I'm so tainted

I'm completely bare and undressed everywhere

Prostitution, I need retribution

I'm the pharaoh's girl, in the pharaoh's world

I've been painted, I'm so tainted

I'm completely bare and undressed everywhere

Prostitution, I need retribution

Imhotep & Ardeth Bey: Come on mistress, do your business

Anck-su-namun & Preists: Ah ah ah yeah!!

Imhotep & Ardeth Bey: Come on mistress, do your business

Anck-su-namun & Preists: Ooh oh Ooh oh

Imhotep & Ardeth Bey: Come on mistress, do your business

Anck-su-namun & Preists: Ah ah ah yeah!!

Imhotep & Ardeth Bey: Come on mistress, do your business

Anck-su-namun & Preists: Ooh oh Ooh oh

Anck-su-namun: I love you. [Waves palm slowly in front of Imhotep's face]

[They kiss]

[Imhotep inadvertently rubs off paint on her arm]

[Enter Seti, stage left]

[Priests try to bock his path, he shouts at them]

[Anck-su-namun & Imhotep look in his direction]

[Imhotep goes out of view to the right]

[Anck-su-namun fixes her hair and assumes a casual stance]

[Seti enters and looks at Anck-su-namun carefully]

[Suddenly points to her arm and asks who has touched her]

[Anck-su-namun does not answer, then focuses on Imhotep, who has come up behind Seti]

[Seti turns, is stunned]

[Imhotep grabs Seti's sword]

[Seti is stunned]: Imhotep?! My priest?!

 [Anck-su-namun produces a knife from her skirts (?!) and stabs Seti in the back.]

[Seti screams in agony]

[Imhotep stabs Set in the stomach]

[ They stab and stab…(you get the point)…until Seti is on the floor: dead]

[Enter Med-jai, stage left]

[Priests grab Imhotep and attempt to drag him away]

Imhotep: I won't leave you

Anck-su-namun: You must! Go!

Imhotep: Not without you!!

Anck-su-namun: You have to! You are the only one who can resurrect me!

[She waves her palm in front of his face as before]

[Priests drag him away as he yells and struggles]

[Med-jai come over to face Anck-su-namun]

[They look down, horrified, to see Seti on the floor…DEAD!!!]

Anck-su-namun: My body is no longer his temple! [Raises her knife to her stomach and plunges it into herself]

[Imhotep screams as his priests drag him off]

 [Curtain closes]