A/N: For those of you who haven't seen HAIR or heard of it, please read it anyway. You'll get it, and the songs are really cool.

HAIRy Potter: The Musical

Harry was enjoying a wonderful hour of Double Potions, with Snape in a very horrible mood. Snape had assigned a very, very complicated potion, reflecting his vindictive mood that day. He was trying to concentrate on his potion, trying to make sure it didn't boil over, while slicing very tiny fennel seeds, when he saw, out of the corner of his eye, Professor Snape standing above him. Instead of his usual sneer, greasy hair, and billowing black robes, he was smiling, and his hair had become a long, black mane. Even more shocking were his clothes. He was wearing old, frayed bellbottoms, and a beaded brown vest. No longer was he pale and sickly-looking, in fact, he was quite brown.

With a quick look around--and a quick smell around; there was incense burning--he could tell that his surroundings had completely changed. The dungeon classroom, once so dark and dank, was now open-air, with magical psychedelic mists swirling around a floating disco ball. Also, with another look at the sky, he realized that instead of being late afternoon, it was approaching dawn.

Everyone had profuse amounts of hair, which, in Dean's case, was an Afro. There were wide varieties of tie-dye, beads, frayed garments, and sometime feathers. But, which gave him the biggest surprise (although he should have been expecting it) was that he was wearing the same things, he had no glasses, and his messy black hair was now longer than shoulder length and tamed by a beaded headband.

The sky had now become light pink, with gold clouds scatter around. Suddenly, the girls broke out in song.

"Good Morning Starshine

The earth says "hello"

You twinkle above us
We twinkle below.


Good Morning Starshine
You lead us along
My love and me as we sing
Our early morning singin' song"

When they finished, Snape led the boys in singing;

"Gliddy glub gloopy;

Nibby nabby noopy
La la la lo lo...

Sabba sibby sabba;

Nooby abba nabba
Le le lo lo...

Tooby ooby walla;

Nooby abba nabba
Early morning singin' song."

The girls joined in again with the refrain;

"Good Morning Starshine

The earth says "hello"

You twinkle above us

We twinkle below.


Good Morning Starshine

You lead us along

My love and me as we sing

Our early morning singin' song

Singin' a song, humming a song

Singing a song...

Loving a song, laughing a song

Singing a song...

Sing the song;

Song the sing

Song song song sing

Sing sing sing sing song

Song song song sing

Sing sing sing sing song."

After they were done, Snape said, "I am very impressed by your talent. Ten points to Gryffindor for your talent. But, we are all winners, so we have an additional five points to Slytherin. Points were taken off, Slytherin, because you need to work on singing in tune. Class, you are dismissed early."

And they all filed out of the classroom, singing "Peace, flowers, freedom, happiness. Peace, flowers, freedom, happiness."

What was strangest of all was that as they passed Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle, they took no notice of them, and made no snide remark. Everyone was dressed in 60's garb, even the professor, excluding Professor McGonagall. She actually was looking very disapproving at everyone in the hallway.

This was very, very strange, but if all professors acted like Snape did today, then he would certainly enjoy it.

A/N: So, how did you like it? Tell me, in that little box down there. Constructive criticism, comments, questions, or concerns please review. Also, which song should I do next? I am planning to do Aquarius, but I need to know what should be after that. Yes, and, Professor McGonagall will sing "My Conviction".