A/N: Because I got bored of writing a fic that wasn't in AU for once.

Boyfriend Wallpaper

Chapter One: Intro

000

Ploop!

Sakura quickly slid her pants back on in horror as she glanced down at the toilet. I…I only wanted to pee.

There, already sunk at the bottom of the toilet, was her precious and prized cell phone. It made a short, tortured sizzle sound before the lit up screen died and faded away.

She screamed.

"S…Sakura? Sakura, are you alright?" Ino knocked on the stall, anxiously. Then, she burst out laughing.

"You dropped your phone in the toilet again, didn't you?" She asked through a fit of giggles. Sakura unlocked the stall, frowning.

"I kept telling you not to put it in your back pocket," Ino said, gazing down at the dead cell phone in the toilet. The pink-haired girl pouted sadly.

"I didn't even do anything to deserve that…now he's dead!" She exclaimed, catching the startled glances of some of the people walking in or washing their hands.

"Ah, let's just leave it there and get out of here," The blonde replied as she grabbed her best friend's hand and guided her out of the public bathroom. She sat her down at one of the mall benches and patted her shoulder gently.

"Okay forehead, I'll buy you a crepe to make up for your loss, alright?" Ino offered, smiling. Sakura looked ecstatic.

"Really?" She asked, looking like an excited puppy. Ino rolled her eyes.

"Of course. Just wait here, and I'll be right back," Ino answered back as she skipped away. Sakura swung her legs back and forth, suddenly feeling happy. The dilemma of her phone was suddenly forgotten, and the thought of a delicious chocolate strawberry crepe filled her head.

Then, she wondered how Sasuke-kun was doing…

"Hey, girl. Excuse me?"

Sakura jumped up slightly, looking alarmed. She turned to her right to see that a business woman was sitting beside her. Her hair was short, dark brown, and awkwardly tied into a small pony tail. Despite this, she wore a smile as bright as the sun.

"Hello, I am Miki, and"—

"I'm sorry, I'm not interested in any products," Sakura said quickly, bowing down slightly in apology. The girl merely smiled again. Sakura was beginning to have a bad feeling.

"You look like you just dropped your phone in the toilet," Miki pointed out, shaking her head and crossing her arms. The pink-haired girl widened her eyes.

"I…I do?" She asked, confused and blinking. Miki nodded.

"But you're lucky! I have a new phone with me right now, and it's free!" She announced giddily. Sakura rose an eyebrow.

"Um…what's the catch…?" She asked suspiciously. The girl's smile was starting to get on her nerves.

"Catch? There's no catch. I'll just give it to you for free, right now," Miki explained as she gestured to the suitcase on her lap.

"I don't know…" Sakura muttered. Miki snapped open the suitcase and Sakura stared at her wearily.

"It's really brand new, and the only one of its kind," She said persuasively as she held up the box. A picture of a pink phone was featured on the box.

"Only one of its kind?" The pink-haired girl questioned, perplexed.

"Yes, yes. It's the first one we're making, and we want to see if it's successful," Miki replied, now believing that she had caught the girl on the fishing line. But, she shook her head.

"So I would basically be used to test a product. I'm sorry, but I'm just not"—

"Oh, and there's a very special feature on this phone," Miki continued as if Sakura had never spoken.

"Look, I"—

"Whoever you put as the wallpaper on this phone, will fall in love with you."

"Seriously, I need to go…wait, wait, what?" Sakura asked, eyes widening. Miki beamed at her.

"Whoever you put as the wallpaper on this phone, will fall in love with you," She repeated like a recorded message. Sakura let out a short laugh.

"Sorry, I don't know what you take me for, but I"—

"You do need a new phone, yes?" Miki surveyed.

"Well, yes, as soon as possible"—

"And you can't afford one at the moment right now, because Kakashi-san refuses to give you a raise, yes?"

"Yes, and…wait, how do you even know that?"

"And you have a crush on Uchiha Sasuke-san, yes?"

Sakura's mouth now hung open in shock.

"Who…who are you?" She asked, gaping. The business woman simply giggled lightly.

"Please test out the phone and see if it applies to your liking," Miki said as she set the box in Sakura's hands. The pink-haired girl could only stare as Miki closed her suitcase, gave her one last commercial ad smile, and walked away in a cheery fashion.

Now, she sat there, frozen like a statue, with a new phone in a box resting in her hands. Had the world gone insane?

She had regained her sense of reality when Ino showed up, holding two crepes.

"What the…where did that come from?" Ino asked, pointing at the box. Sakura gulped when she realized how dry her mouth was.

"I…I'm not even sure…this…this lady just showed up out of nowhere and handed it over to me for free. And she…she knew everything. She knew that I dropped my phone in the toilet, and she knew about Kakashi-sensei, and Sasuke-kun…and…I never even met her before until now!" Sakura blurted out. Ino looked at her uncertainly.

"And that's not it! She said…She said if I put someone as my wallpaper, they'll fall in love with me!" The pink-haired girl exclaimed. Ino laughed as she handed her her crepe.

"At least it was free," Ino pointed out as Sakura quickly devoured the crepe down. After she had eaten, she began to rip the box open.

"But seriously…fall in love…wallpaper? That's really far fetched," Ino said, smiling.

"Oh, remember that group photo from the Christmas party last year? That one with Sasuke, Shikamaru, Neji, Kiba and Naruto? You should put that as your wallpaper!" The blonde suggested, now giggling again. Sakura smiled at the comic relief.

"I would, but I don't have my memory…chip…" Sakura went silent before looking towards Ino in horror.

Sakura's memory chip was already installed into the phone, along with a sim card.

"B…but the memory chip was just in the toilet…" The two girls looked at each other before shaking their heads, now refusing to question any of the logic.

"I…I doubt this'll even work, but here we go," Sakura said.

File47929 applied as wallpaper!

Sakura and Ino stared at each other before laughing.

"Hey, let's go to that one new store!" Ino said. Sakura nodded happily as she slid the phone into her front pocket.

"Okay!"

000

In all different directions, five specific boys were looking up at the sky in confusion.

A/N: Uh oh. Looks like Sakura is going to be in a bit of a dilemma in the next chap, wink wink.

Thank you for reading!