THE 12 DAYS OF HOGWARTS
On the first day of Hogwarts, my true love gave to me..
A Werewolf in an angry tree!(Sirius: ^_^)
On the second day on Hogwarts, my true love gave to me..
Two Man-Eating Books,(Harry: OW!)
And a Werewolf in an angry tree!(Sirius: ^__^ privacy, Remus..)
On the third day of Hogwarts, my true love gave to me..
Three Maroon Sweaters(Ron: NOO!!!)
Two Man-Eating Books,(Hermione: Ouch! Harry, don't leave these things lying around!)
And a Werewolf in an angry tree! (Remus: :) C'mere Sirius..)
On the fourth day of Hogwarts, my true love gave to me..
Four Marauder's Maps,(Snape: Damned Marauders..)
Three Maroon Sweaters, (Ron: ACK!)
two Man-Eating Books,(Harry: *_* Sorry there Dean...)
And a Werewolf in an angry tree! (Sirius: *grinz* Bad dog..)
On the fifth day of Hogwarts, my true love gave to me..
Five Chudley Cannons,(Ron: YEZZAH!)
Four Marauders Maps,(Remus: ^^;; I'm not Mr.Moony, I swear it!)
Three Maroon Sweaters,(Ron: STOP THE MADNESS!!)
Two Man-eating books,(Harry: yeouch...Real sorry Seamus..)
And a Werewolf in an angry tree!(Sirius: *grin* I'm a bad dog too..)
On the sixth day of Hogwarts, my true love gave to me..
Six scowls from Hermione(Viktor: ^^ you're so cute ven you scowl..)
Five Chudley Cannons,(Ron: ^___^ I love these guys!)
Four Marauders Maps,(Snape: -_-'' my ass, Remus..)
Three Maroon Sweaters,(Ron: T_T why me?)
Two Man-Eating Books,(Harry: STAY!)
And a Werewolf in an angry tree!(Hermione: I KNEW you two were gay!)
On the seventh day of Hogwarts my true love gave to me..
Seven Snape's Detentions,(Minerva: :)I love his detentions..)
Six scowls from Hermione,(Ron: Quit scowling at me, I'm not going to do my homework any faster!)
Five Chudley Cannons,(Harry: I think he ate some mushrooms he wasn't supposed to eat..)
Four Marauders Maps,(Remus: How'd ya know?)
Three Maroon Sweaters,(Fred: Aww..does Ikcle Ronniekins not like maroon?)
Two Man-Eating Books,(Harry: Good books...good books..)
And a Werewolf in an angry tree!(Sirius: took ya long enough Hermione! Didn't ya read Prisoner of Azkaban?)
On the eighth day of Hogwarts, my true love gave to me..
Eight Fizzing Wizzbees,(Harry: yum)
Seven Snape's Detentions,(Ron: Not this again!)
Six Scowls from Hermione,(Hermione: I'm NOT Scowling!)
Five Chudley Cannons,(Draco: -_-'' why can't you like a GOOD team?!)
Four Marauders Maps,(Snape: -_-'' you tormented me all through school and kept calling yourself "Moony")
Three Maroon Sweaters,(Ron: Don't..Call...Me..."Ickle Ronniekins"!!!)
Two Man-eating books,(Harry: good..NO! Stay!!)
And a werewolf in an angry tree!(Hermione: *rolls eyes*)
On the ninth day of Hogwarts, my true love gave to me..
Nine Crazy Weasleys,(Percy: Ginny!! I need to use the can!! Get out!!)
Eight Fizzing Wizzbees,(Ron: I hear they use Billywigs in these..)
Seven Snape's Detentions,(Harry: What did we do to deserve THIS?!)
Six Scowls from Hermione,(Hermione: *scowls*)
Five Chudley Cannons(Ron: The Cannons are THE BEST team!)
Four Marauders Maps(Remus: ^^;; Oh yeah..)
Three Maroon Sweaters,(Ron: Why can't they be ORANGE??!!)
Two Man-Eating Books,(Harry: Well, I seem to have trained them!)
And a Werewolf in an angry tree!(Sirius: How'd you get in here anyways?)
On the tenth day of Hogwarts, my true love gave to me..
Ten Transfigured Turtles,(Neville: stupid spell..T_T They were supposed to become coat hangers..)
Nine Crazy Weasleys(Fred: Give me my wand back, George!)
Eight Fizzing Wizzbees,(Harry: Really? Wow..Last time I eat these..)
Seven Snape's Detentions,(Snape: You ate my lunch..that's why you're here..)
Six Scowls from Hermione,(Viktor: I love that scowl!!)
Five Chudley Cannons,(Draco: Weasley..YOU'RE AN IDIOT..)
Four Marauders Maps,(Snape: u.u;;..)
Three Maroon Sweaters,(Ron: T_T shoot me..)
Two Man-Eating books,(Harry: u.u;; but I keep getting more..)
And a Werewolf in an angry tree!(Hermione: I..umm..ermm...BYE! *dashes off*)
On the eleventh day of Hogwarts, my true loves gave to me..
Eleven dancing Dementors(Sirius: ACK!!!)
Ten Transfigured Turtles,(Neville: Ow! It bit me!)
Nine Crazy Weasleys(Molly: *rings triangle* DINNER!!)
Eight Fizzing Wizzbees,(Ron: me too...)
Seven Snape's Detentions,(Harry: T_T Let's never eat his lunch again..)
Six Scowls from Hermione,(Hermione: At least someone appreciates me!)
Five Chudley Cannons,(Ron: Am NOT Malfoy!)
Four Marauder's Maps,(Remus: ^^;; heh..heh..heh..)
Three Maroon Sweaters,(Ron: Maybe I can unravel all these and make a really big ball of yarn..)
Two Man-Eating Books,(Harry: Books for sale...)
And a Werewolf in an angry tree!(Sirius: Oh Remus...Remus? WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!)
On the twelfth day of Hogwarts, my true love gave to me..
Twelve Terrifying Death Eaters,(Snape: AHH!! THEY'RE COMING TO GET ME!!)
Eleven dancing Dementors,(Sirius: NO! Stop them from dancing!! They're frightening enough as is!!)
Ten Transfigured Turtles,(Neville: Save me from the wee turtles!!)
Nine Crazy Weasleys,(Arthur: Mental note..never say you want a big family AGAIN..)
Eight Fizzing Wizzbees,(Harry: :) Let's give them to Draco..)
Seven Snape's Detentions,(Snape: damn straight..)
Six Scowls from Hermione,(Harry: How does he put up with her anyways?)
Five Chudley Cannons,(Harry: u.u root for the underdog..)
Four Marauders Maps,(Snape: Hey, Death Eaters are headed this way...RUN!)
Three Maroon Sweaters,(Ron: Come one, come all! See the world's LARGEST ball of yarn!)
Two Man-Eating Books,(Harry: I guess no one wants a Man-Eating Book..)
And a Werewolf in an angry tree!(Remus: ^_^ You've been talking to a wall this whole time Sirius! Don't you feel smart?)
--THE END--
Baka Kitsune: Yay! Another fic done!
Severus: Huzzah!
Baka Kitsune: DON'T STEAL MY WORD!!
Severus: Y-Yes'um..
On the first day of Hogwarts, my true love gave to me..
A Werewolf in an angry tree!(Sirius: ^_^)
On the second day on Hogwarts, my true love gave to me..
Two Man-Eating Books,(Harry: OW!)
And a Werewolf in an angry tree!(Sirius: ^__^ privacy, Remus..)
On the third day of Hogwarts, my true love gave to me..
Three Maroon Sweaters(Ron: NOO!!!)
Two Man-Eating Books,(Hermione: Ouch! Harry, don't leave these things lying around!)
And a Werewolf in an angry tree! (Remus: :) C'mere Sirius..)
On the fourth day of Hogwarts, my true love gave to me..
Four Marauder's Maps,(Snape: Damned Marauders..)
Three Maroon Sweaters, (Ron: ACK!)
two Man-Eating Books,(Harry: *_* Sorry there Dean...)
And a Werewolf in an angry tree! (Sirius: *grinz* Bad dog..)
On the fifth day of Hogwarts, my true love gave to me..
Five Chudley Cannons,(Ron: YEZZAH!)
Four Marauders Maps,(Remus: ^^;; I'm not Mr.Moony, I swear it!)
Three Maroon Sweaters,(Ron: STOP THE MADNESS!!)
Two Man-eating books,(Harry: yeouch...Real sorry Seamus..)
And a Werewolf in an angry tree!(Sirius: *grin* I'm a bad dog too..)
On the sixth day of Hogwarts, my true love gave to me..
Six scowls from Hermione(Viktor: ^^ you're so cute ven you scowl..)
Five Chudley Cannons,(Ron: ^___^ I love these guys!)
Four Marauders Maps,(Snape: -_-'' my ass, Remus..)
Three Maroon Sweaters,(Ron: T_T why me?)
Two Man-Eating Books,(Harry: STAY!)
And a Werewolf in an angry tree!(Hermione: I KNEW you two were gay!)
On the seventh day of Hogwarts my true love gave to me..
Seven Snape's Detentions,(Minerva: :)I love his detentions..)
Six scowls from Hermione,(Ron: Quit scowling at me, I'm not going to do my homework any faster!)
Five Chudley Cannons,(Harry: I think he ate some mushrooms he wasn't supposed to eat..)
Four Marauders Maps,(Remus: How'd ya know?)
Three Maroon Sweaters,(Fred: Aww..does Ikcle Ronniekins not like maroon?)
Two Man-Eating Books,(Harry: Good books...good books..)
And a Werewolf in an angry tree!(Sirius: took ya long enough Hermione! Didn't ya read Prisoner of Azkaban?)
On the eighth day of Hogwarts, my true love gave to me..
Eight Fizzing Wizzbees,(Harry: yum)
Seven Snape's Detentions,(Ron: Not this again!)
Six Scowls from Hermione,(Hermione: I'm NOT Scowling!)
Five Chudley Cannons,(Draco: -_-'' why can't you like a GOOD team?!)
Four Marauders Maps,(Snape: -_-'' you tormented me all through school and kept calling yourself "Moony")
Three Maroon Sweaters,(Ron: Don't..Call...Me..."Ickle Ronniekins"!!!)
Two Man-eating books,(Harry: good..NO! Stay!!)
And a werewolf in an angry tree!(Hermione: *rolls eyes*)
On the ninth day of Hogwarts, my true love gave to me..
Nine Crazy Weasleys,(Percy: Ginny!! I need to use the can!! Get out!!)
Eight Fizzing Wizzbees,(Ron: I hear they use Billywigs in these..)
Seven Snape's Detentions,(Harry: What did we do to deserve THIS?!)
Six Scowls from Hermione,(Hermione: *scowls*)
Five Chudley Cannons(Ron: The Cannons are THE BEST team!)
Four Marauders Maps(Remus: ^^;; Oh yeah..)
Three Maroon Sweaters,(Ron: Why can't they be ORANGE??!!)
Two Man-Eating Books,(Harry: Well, I seem to have trained them!)
And a Werewolf in an angry tree!(Sirius: How'd you get in here anyways?)
On the tenth day of Hogwarts, my true love gave to me..
Ten Transfigured Turtles,(Neville: stupid spell..T_T They were supposed to become coat hangers..)
Nine Crazy Weasleys(Fred: Give me my wand back, George!)
Eight Fizzing Wizzbees,(Harry: Really? Wow..Last time I eat these..)
Seven Snape's Detentions,(Snape: You ate my lunch..that's why you're here..)
Six Scowls from Hermione,(Viktor: I love that scowl!!)
Five Chudley Cannons,(Draco: Weasley..YOU'RE AN IDIOT..)
Four Marauders Maps,(Snape: u.u;;..)
Three Maroon Sweaters,(Ron: T_T shoot me..)
Two Man-Eating books,(Harry: u.u;; but I keep getting more..)
And a Werewolf in an angry tree!(Hermione: I..umm..ermm...BYE! *dashes off*)
On the eleventh day of Hogwarts, my true loves gave to me..
Eleven dancing Dementors(Sirius: ACK!!!)
Ten Transfigured Turtles,(Neville: Ow! It bit me!)
Nine Crazy Weasleys(Molly: *rings triangle* DINNER!!)
Eight Fizzing Wizzbees,(Ron: me too...)
Seven Snape's Detentions,(Harry: T_T Let's never eat his lunch again..)
Six Scowls from Hermione,(Hermione: At least someone appreciates me!)
Five Chudley Cannons,(Ron: Am NOT Malfoy!)
Four Marauder's Maps,(Remus: ^^;; heh..heh..heh..)
Three Maroon Sweaters,(Ron: Maybe I can unravel all these and make a really big ball of yarn..)
Two Man-Eating Books,(Harry: Books for sale...)
And a Werewolf in an angry tree!(Sirius: Oh Remus...Remus? WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!)
On the twelfth day of Hogwarts, my true love gave to me..
Twelve Terrifying Death Eaters,(Snape: AHH!! THEY'RE COMING TO GET ME!!)
Eleven dancing Dementors,(Sirius: NO! Stop them from dancing!! They're frightening enough as is!!)
Ten Transfigured Turtles,(Neville: Save me from the wee turtles!!)
Nine Crazy Weasleys,(Arthur: Mental note..never say you want a big family AGAIN..)
Eight Fizzing Wizzbees,(Harry: :) Let's give them to Draco..)
Seven Snape's Detentions,(Snape: damn straight..)
Six Scowls from Hermione,(Harry: How does he put up with her anyways?)
Five Chudley Cannons,(Harry: u.u root for the underdog..)
Four Marauders Maps,(Snape: Hey, Death Eaters are headed this way...RUN!)
Three Maroon Sweaters,(Ron: Come one, come all! See the world's LARGEST ball of yarn!)
Two Man-Eating Books,(Harry: I guess no one wants a Man-Eating Book..)
And a Werewolf in an angry tree!(Remus: ^_^ You've been talking to a wall this whole time Sirius! Don't you feel smart?)
--THE END--
Baka Kitsune: Yay! Another fic done!
Severus: Huzzah!
Baka Kitsune: DON'T STEAL MY WORD!!
Severus: Y-Yes'um..