Hey I'm new to fanfic so if it's bad sorry.
Pairings are a surprise! but pretty obvious.
Warnings: Strong language, yaoi, Sakura bashing, bad humor, and Lemons!
I don't own Naruto! But I wish I did!
Enjoy!
Preface
Daisuke Higurashi a "Business man" from Amegakure, came to the village hidden in the mountains for what he claimed was a "business transaction." Every night during his stay he would visit a local bar called Tsukuyomi (named after the god of the moon). A bar known for "disappearances," of men and woman who had come to the village looking for information on a group of S-class criminals called Mikazuki.
It was rumor that somewhere in the Village Hidden in the Mountains was the Headquarters of Mikazuki, but every time someone got information on the group they would (as mentioned before) disappear. Unfortunately no one ever listened to rumors.
~Start Recording~
Yellow eyes flashed as Daisuke entered Tsukuyomi. A smirk appeared on tan lips as the yellow eyes returned to the tea cup in their hand. Gently they lifted the cup to their lips and sipped before quietly whispering, "Target spotted." Yellow eyes met grey with a silent exchange before standing up and making their way over to Daisuke.
"Hey, what's your name?" the Yellow eyed girl known as Natsumi asked leaning on the bar next to Daisuke. The grey eyed girl known as Ren leaned on the opposite side of him and gave him a seductive smile.
Daisuke looked the two girls up and down starting with Natsumi's red shoulder length hair to her making his way down her perfectly curved body before switching to Ren's Bright blue hair and equally curved body before returning with an equally seductive reply of, "Names Daisuke you?"
"Names Natsumi," She said smiling. "You want to buy me a drink?"
"Sure what cha drink?" Daisuke asked motioning for the bartender.
"Anything with alcohol." she replied. Daisuke ordered a bottle of Sake and turned back to Natsumi missing the signal she had made to Ren. Ren nodded and waited for Daisuke to turn his attention to natsumi before slipping a small amount of a drug known as nimble grass (a drug that makes you tell the truth when asked questions with out realizing it) into the sake bottle and using her ability to control water to stir it.
Daisuke poured the Sake into three cups and handed one to Natsumi and Ren while downing his own. Natsumi smiled and set her cup down as the drug began to work on Daisuke. "So your names Daisuke huh what are you doing in the Hidden Mountain village?"
"I'm an informer for Akatsuki looking for information on the Mikazuki," He said proving that the drug was working. "I've got to find out who, what, and where they are."
"Oh really?" Natsumi said, "And what do you get if you succeed?"
"I get to join Akatsuki!" he said downing another shot.
"how interesting and what have you found out about Mikazuki?" Natsumi asked quietly.
"Nothing." He said looking down at his Sake. "they probably don't even exist."
"Oh they do." Natsumi said, 'I could show you."
"Really?" He asked surprise clear on his face.
"Yeah," Natsumi said a hidden smirk on her lips, "Follow me."
Natsumi led Daisuke out of the bar and down the streets of the village hidden in the Mountains. Daisuke was in such a drunken slur he didn't notice Ren was also following along with a third girl with brown hair and brown eyes named Sora who traveled by rooftop.
Finally he was led to a dead end Alley way. By this time the drug was wearing off and he realized what was going on, but before he could run a huge ice thorn went threw his heart killing him instantly.
Sora jumped down from the building and Ren walked up next to her.
"That was simple enough, huh Sora," Ren commented to herself.
"Hai Ren," Sora agreed studying the corpse before turning to Natsumi, "Has Leader-sama been informed of the spy?"
Natsumi was about to answer when a new voice cut in, "Yes I have." Everyone turned to see a girl with long white hair and blue eyes sitting on the roof above them. "Good work girls."
"Arianna-sama," The Sora, Natsumi, and Ren said in unison bowing as the girl above them jumped from the building to stand in front of them.
"Report." Arianna said quietly.
Sora nodded and replied, "Target Daisuke Higurashi was an informer for Akatsuki looking for information on our Organization. We Took care of him before he was able to find any and are awaiting instructions on what to do with his body."
Arianna thought for a minute, "Cut off the hand and brand it. There is a ring on it that is a symbol of Akatsuki. Send it to them. Take the rest of the body to Tomiko. If there is a bounty on the body she'll know."
"Hai Leader-sama," Sora said setting to work. After the body was being sent to Tomiko Sora turned to Arianna and asked, "Is there a message you want the Akatsuki to know?"
"If this happens again...," Arianna began, "They'll all die."
~End Recording~
The images froze on Arianna and the Akatsuki members stared in shock.
"You've got to be fucking kidding me," Hidan said angrily, "Girls? We're getting our asses kicked by girls?"
"Shut up Hidan," Kakuzu said still staring at the frozen image. Hidan was about to reply when Kakuzu raised his hand and shot a small string and sewed his mouth shut. Hidan began trying to get the stitches out as Kakuzu asked the million dollar question, "So what do we do now?"
Pein looked from the image to Kakuzu and then at the other Akatsuki members, landing on Tobi last before speaking, "We'll carry on with our original plan, we have only to catch the Kyuubi jinchuuriki then we will worry about this Mikazuki organization, but we still need to keep an eye on the Mikazuki so Zetzu you and Tobi will go to the village hidden in the mountains and gather information on their organization, while Itachi and Kisame get the Kyuubi by any means necessary."
"Hai Leader-Sama," Itachi said leaving the room with kisame right behind him.
"The rest of you stay close to the Hidden Mountain village," Pain commanded, "If Zetzu or Tobi are compromised then you are to attack and capture the members of Mikazuki. Do not Kill them."
Hidan finally able to get the stitches out yelled, "And why the fuck not?"
"They could be valuable assets to our organization if they decide to join."
"Pft. Whatever." Hidan said before leaving the room. One by one the members bowed and left the meeting room to fulfill their tasks unaware of the events that were happening.
~Mountain village~
An Orange and blonde blur passed silently through the streets of the village barely making a sound as it touched the ground. To an untrained eye the blur would seem like trick of the light if visible at all, but to a ninja who knew better it would mean one of two things: A) an enemy attack, or B) another comrade ninja. Most likely though it was option number A due to the fact that there where no ninja that lived in the village. Anyways the orange blur had finally come to a stop in front of Tsukuyomi revealing just who it was.
Uzumaki Naruto stood at the entrance to tsukuyomi and smirked. He had been traveling all day to reach the village hidden in the mountains and had just now finally arrived at the meeting spot. Slowly stepping through the entrance he looked around the bar until cobalt met sapphire. The smirk turned into a full blown smile as he yelled, "Arianna-nee-sama!" and promptly tackled the girl to the ground in a fierce bear hug.
Kaname Arianna laughed at her younger half-brothers actions and said, "Seriously must you tackle me every time you see me?"
"Yup!" Naruto said happily but got off his older half-sister and sat in his seat.
"So...How did it go?" Arianna probed lightly as she took her own seat.
"Great!" Naruto yelled happily, "I am now an S-rank rouge-ninja from Konahagakure no Sato. I even got to kill Sakura!"
"Cool" Arianna said smiling, "I'm glad your happy."
"Thanks Nee-sama." Naruto said happily. Suddenly his smile vanished and was replaced by a serious look, "So can i join?"
"It's up to the members." Arianna said just as serious, "Mikazuki gather."
Before anyone could blink they were surrounded by the members of Mikazuki. Arianna stared emotionlessly into Naruto's eyes who returned the look full force. "Mikazuki," Arianna spoke again. What is your verdict. Sora."
"I, Sora Sorceress of wind and demolition expert accept Uzumaki Naruto as a member of Mikazuki."
"Kaede."
"I, Kaede Sorceress of Earth and spy accept Uzumaki Naruto as a Member of Mikazuki."
"Natsumi"
"I, Natsumi Sorceress of Fire and Torture expert accept Uzumaki Naruto as a Member of Mikazuki."
"Ren."
"I, Ren Sorceress of Water, and weapons expert accept Uzumaki Naruto as a Member of Mikazuki."
"Machiko"
"I, Machiko Healer accept Uzumaki Naruto as a Member of Mikazuki."
"Tomiko"
"I, Tomiko bounty hunter accept Uzumaki Naruto as a Member of Mikazuki."
"I, Arianna Leader accept Uzumaki Naruto as a member of Mikazuki. Welcome to the club." A smile appeared on Arianna's face as well as Naruto as Naruto finished.
"I, Naruto Uzumaki accept the Mikazuki's offer." A cheer went up from the other members as Naruto was glomped by the others. When everyone had settled down Arianna ordered them all back to base.
Unlike Akatsuki who practically lived in caves. Mikazuki lived in the ruins of the castle of the village. Or what appeared to be ruins. In side it was like a giant mansion with over 30 bedrooms, alot of bathrooms, a fully stocked kitchen, a meeting room, a rec. room, a green house, an armory, a medic, a torture room, an interrogation room, and a dungeon. Now in reality they didn't need this much space, but when you live in an abandoned castle you may get carried away.
After Naruto's grand tour all the members of Mikazuki (Naruto included) gathered in the meeting room. It was at one time the throne room and now stood eight stone thrones in a circle surrounding a large black stone in the center of the room. Torches where the only light in the entire mansion castle and at the moment there was a torch in between every throne. Speaking of thrones each one had a symbol on it. The one starting on the left hand side of the giant wooden door had a flame symbol carved in its back and had flames dancing around it. The one on the right had a tear drop shape and was surrounded by water. Next to the fire throne was a plain throne with a leaf carved in to it and beside it was a solid gold throne surrounded in what looked like, scratch that it was gold coins. Next to the water throne as a throne with a wind symbol on it but was also pretty plain. Beside that was a throne literally covered in flowers and vines, enough said. The last two thrones stood some what side by side on a raised plat form. The first was a regular stone throne with a nine tailed fox carved in to the back, but the last was a throne made of what looked like black marble. It s symbol was a eight pointed star with a moon in the center. It was the taller of the the two platform thrones and was probably a huge guess who it belonged to. Once everyone was seated in their rightful thrones, Arianna began the meeting.
"As we all know an Organization known as the Akatsuki have been gathering the 9 bijju's from around the world and sealing them together. Kaede have you found out why yet?" Arianna asked Kaede who had been tailing many akatsuki members for the last year.
Kaede stood and faced Arianna, "No Arianna-sama, the akatsuki members haven't mentioned why they are gathering the bijju's but I have narrowed it down to two options. The first is that they wish to create a weapon using the bijju's but the second is that they wish to summon Jyuubi and seal it with in their leader so that he may take over the world." Kaede spoke swiftly, "I can't be sure if either of those are true but it's the two most reasonable answers."
"Thank you Kaede you may sit," Arianna said before standing her self and walking to the giant stone in the center of the room and raising her hand. Slowly a purple light appeared and instead of the giant black stone was a map of the elemental nations. "From what I have gathered about my fathers bijju is that the majority are sealed in side of human jinchuurikis' or containers isn't that right Naruto?" Arianna asked turning to her half brother. He nodded. "When a bijju is taken away from it's host the host dies does it not?" Again Naruto nodded. "How many bijju's do the akatsuki have?"
"By my count eight out of nine" Kaede said still seated, "But we have the advantage over them. They think Naruto is a Jinchuuriki, they will come to us."
"Yes and we must be prepared for when they do," Arianna spoke quietly, "and I have a Plan."
AN: First chapter done! If your confused don't be. It'll be cleared up later. Please review and let me know how I did. I've never published a story before so sorry if it sucked.