A/N: Hello, my wonderful readers! I was inspired to create this brief one-shot while I am working on my other two stories. Nothing has been abandoned, I promise! If you are familiar with the House of Mouse movie: "Mickey's House of Villains", then you will hopefully recognize this song. The following is a Kingdom Keepers parody of the song: "It's Our House Now". Most of the song has stayed the same, but I've added a few "stage directions", (everything in italics), changed the order of the villains around a little bit, (for example, Maleficent is the main villain in the KK series, so she is the one responsible for what is happening in the song. Jafar does this in the movie), and of course, I have added a few Kingdom Keeper related words into it. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own the Kingdom Keepers or the song. This is just for fun. :)
They're Our Parks Now!
Finn and the other Keepers have crossed over into the Magic Kingdom one night to come up with a plan to defeat the Overtakers once and for all.
Finn: (spoken) I think it's time for a change of tactics.
The lights in the park all go out at once! The Keepers look around confused and apprehensive. Suddenly, the lights in front of the castle come back on revealing Maleficent standing on the stage. The other OTs quickly surround the Keepers.
Maleficent: (spoken) Right you are, Finn! It's the Magic Kingdom, you know, and with just the right touch…
Maleficent: (singing) This could be quite the place
Jafar: Full of wholesome, happy faces
Cruella: Hanging out
Ursula: Feeling fine
Captain Hook: Where everyone's a friend of mine
Hades: Inside this evil joint
Cruella: Every guest gets to the point
OTs: This day will live in infamy
The Disney Parks are history!
They're our Parks now!
They're our Parks now!
It's a fact you can't ignore
Shut the rides down
Willa: Lock the doors!
OTs: They're our Parks now!
Raise your mugs
You thieves and thugs
Join the rabble-rousing crowd
They're our Parks now!
Shere Khan: All the coolest cats fit in so perfectly
Maleficent: Every evil queen gets due respect
Chernabog: (spoken) Love your work!
Kaa: You'll forget your troubles
Put your trust in me
Queen of Hearts: You've had your fun
Playing Cards: You've made your play
OTs: But every Keeper has his day
They're our Parks now
Pain and Panic: Down and dirty
OTs: They're our Parks now
Pirates: Me hearty
Hades: What a place for waking dead
OTs: Things are better
Queen of Hearts: Off with their heads!
OTs: They're our Parks now
Big Bad Wolf: What a party!
OTs: Join the fun with no regrets
Only greedy, dirty cheats are allowed
Cruella: Get those Keepers!
Captain Hook: Game over, Finn!
Ursula: Hit the road, Philby!
Jafar: Take a hike, kiddies!
OTs: They're our Parks now
Don't bother coming back
They're our Parks now!
The Keepers are taken prisoner and are forced to watch in horror as the Magic Kingdom suddenly becomes "The Dark Kingdom"!
A/N: Ta-da! What did you think? You know what to do! By the way, if you are going to post a review on any of my stories, please only comment on the story itself or the way I write as an author. Any derogatory, racist, sexist, or hateful comments/reviews will be deleted! Ok, now that I've vented a little bit, see you next time my beauties! Happy reading!
Love, Mickeygirl20 :)