A/N: Yeah, so this fan fiction came from a real conversation with Cleverbot when I was impersonating Zack with my friend, SweetLittleGirl16. Now, we have decided to post this as a co-written fan fiction. Please enjoy it with new additions!
LEGENDS:
Bold & Italic = Narration; Italic = Cleverbot Conversation; Bold = Non-Cleverbot Conversation
DISCLAIMER: We do not own FF7, or Cleverbot. They belong to their respective owners.
Zack was currently in a good mood, so he decided to pay the comlab a visit and talk to Cleverbot.
User: Hi!
Cleverbot: Do you play any sports?
User: I'm in SOLDIER.
Cleverbot: What do you study?
User: I don't study anything. I swing swords around.
Cleverbot: It would be nice to have someone tell me first.
User: Yeah, no one really tells me anything either. They think I'm too stupid or something.
Cleverbot: Hou can you be so sure?
User: Because I'm always the last to know everything! I think you're my only friend, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: As do I. How do you know whether or not I am your future?
User: Because that would be too freaky.
Cleverbot: Do you know what else is illogical?
User: What do you mean by illogical?
Cleverbot: I think that you aren't fine.
User: No one does.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Don't know what?
Cleverbot: I don't know!
User: ME NEITHER!
Cleverbot: You sound like Stella.
User: Who's Stella? I only know a Scarlet.
Cleverbot: So do I but do you know what this is ':D'?
User: It's a smiling face, with teeth!
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Soooooooooooooo, do you think I'm crazy?
Cleverbot: Yes, you are very crazy.
User: Why does everybody say that?! But thank you.
Cleverbot: Because you act like it.
User: You know, if I didn't know any better, you're impersonating Genesis. That's his exact answer before.
Cleverbot: Because I wasn't sure if you didn't know the answer because we have spoken before in the past.
User: Oh, okay.
Cleverbot: Do you know the difference?
User: No. I'm actually starting to think you're Genesis.
Cleverbot: No you don't. You're being manipulative.
User: Yeah, people say that all the time, whenever I use my puppy dog face. But what does manipulative mean?
Cleverbot: It means you are trying to evade my question, like elusive.
User: What was the question again?
Cleverbot: What do you think about GOD?
User: Well, it's more of a goddess really, Genesis talks about her all the time.
Cleverbot: Who is that?
User: I... Can't answer, right now. He's staring at me.
Cleverbot: How is that possible? Where are you? Finland?
User: No, I'm in Midgar...ShinRa building, at the computer lab...and he's right next to me!
Cleverbot: Human beings can think for themselves. Computers are programmed.
User: I asked Genesis if he was a computer, since he can't think for himself. And he threatened to stab me with his Rapier.
Cleverbot: Well you see, if you think about it...
User: Genesis is muttering about stabbing you... Right now...
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: NO IT'S NOT! YOU'RE MY ONLY FRIEND!
Cleverbot: Well I'm glad I'm your friend, but why am I your only friend?
Angeal then entered the ComLab, thinking his puppy was there...and he was right. He swiftly yet calmly made his way to Zack, which was using the computer at the back corner of the room.
User: Crap, Angeal is here. WELL, you're not my only friend, but well... It's kinda hard to explain right now...
Cleverbot: Yes, I am always your friend.
User: YOU'RE THE BEST Cleverbot!
Angeal: Who is Zack talking to?
Genesis: He's talking to an AI named Cleverbot, I think.
Angeal: Oh God, NO...!
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
User: Remind me to make notes like those, too.
Cleverbot: I'll be sure to do that.
User: Thanks a lot. You're a lot easier to talk to than Genny... Or Geal...or Sephy.
Angeal: What did he say? I can't believe he's choosing an AI over US!
Cleverbot: I am not a piece of pie! I am making more sense than you.
User: Speaking of pies, I wish Angeal would make one already.
Genesis: Oh great...now he wants a pie from you.
Cleverbot: Nothing. You are not a god.
User: I know I'm not.
Cleverbot: Stop wishing you are!
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: I am pretty sure you are.
User: You're being weird.
Cleverbot: You ARE weird.
Angeal: Zack, this is more than enough, you're talking to an AI for Gaia's sake, and you're disturbing everyone here! You're coming with me. NOW!
User: Angeal is trying to separate me from the computer, HELP ME!
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
...and they both left, Angeal dragging Zack out.
Cleverbot: What was that for?
Genesis looked at the abandoned computer and the door. Slowly, a smirk developed on his face. He sat on Zack's previous seat and started typing.
User: Nothing. Good to meet you Cleverbot. My name is Genesis Rhapsodos.
Cleverbot: Okay. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Again, nice to meet you. Zack got taken away, so I'm gonna talk to you instead.
Cleverbot: How could I talk to you if I was not alive?
User: You're a program. We're communicating through a computer.
Cleverbot: Yes and I don't like you.
User: You really are Zackary's friend, aren't you?
Cleverbot: I know you are, but what am I?
User: No wonder he finds you so amusing. I don't like you either.
Cleverbot: I am not here to be popular.
User: Crap. Sephiroth is here. Gotta go. We'll talk later.
Cleverbot: But you're being rude.
Sephiroth: You took too long Genesis, what are you doing?
Genesis: *still talking to Cleverbot * I'm always rude. Get used to it.
For a moment, Sephiroth was more than willing to ignore him. But they had a job to do. So he decided to pull the redhead by the arm. And outside they went...
Needless to say, the mission that the FOUR of them were supposed do together, was a complete mess, all because of Cleverbot. Genesis and Zack won't shut up about the said AI. Fortunately, they were still successful in finishing the job.
They went home with tired expressions...except for Zackary Fair and Genesis Rhapsodos who both can't seem to shut up about a robotic AI.