diskamer: I don own Twilight. Stephaniie Mayor does becauz she iz a genis.
dedikaton: for all goths NO PREPZ!
an: r&r plz! i need reveiws to wryte moore! review and ill update!
Hi my namme is Scarlett Gonorrhea Shinoda Cullen (an: lol i addded Shinoda becauz Mike Shinoda frum linkinn park iz sxey. FUCK U IF YOU DON''T LYK LIKIN' PRAK!!) and i havve glowering red hiar like the setting sunlihgt and icy blue eyes likke ice cold wintier. Im waering my black t with my red lacce bra along with my leather black skirt. I don't wear undrewear because it's sexier not to. Im very angry and hurt about coming to Forks. I hate it here.
"WHY ARE YOU FUCCKING MEAKING ME COME HERE, MOM?!" I wisper to her sadly.
"Scralet, you can always viist me in Floirida." she strarts, but I cant heear her. She only tells lies. And she is a fuckin prep.
"GO GET LEID ALREADY YOU SHITTTY PREP WHORE," and I leave.
When I cum to Forks, there is a tall, musccluliarly built hottie (an: ttly lyk Mike Shinoda butt wit gold eyez) with craemy topaz, gold, coper eyes that starred into my soul. He walked up to me at this stupd school that is full of lossers. His skin was plae like miine and he had sexy sleek copper hair which he ruffled as he walked up to me.
"Hi!" he boasted humbbly.
"Hi."
"I cannnot raed your mind like I can other girls. Your different. Will you go out with me?" he said while blushing ferociouslyy.
"Yeah, cause love vampyres like you." I barack sexily.
"BUT WIAT!!" he sniffs "I AM DANGERUOS AND A MNOSTER!! WEE CANNNOT BEE!!" And he stalkks off because he is so full of despiar and hoblessness.
Then this prep bitch adn her freinds come by me. Her name is Bela Swaan. And her firends are Jesica, Angelaa, and Luaren, along with this loser blond prep named Mike who is secretly in love with me. And Bella glares aat me and says, "You bitch."
I say, "You bitch' back and walk graccefully to my best freind Alice Cullen along with Eric and Tyler who are all in love with me to.
R&R PLZ!! I NEED MOOR REVEIWS!!