"Next up, Dr. Mario & Pichu!" exclaims the announcer!
The crowd goes wild as Dr Mario climbs into the boxing ring, while Pichu is grabbing some water to cool down from the last fight before entering the ring.
"3...2...1...GO!" screams the announcer!
Pichu goes for the skull bash, completely missing as Dr. Mario jumps over him.
But before Pichu could whip his tail, Dr. Mario grabs the little shit and yeets him out of the ring.
The little fucker tries to get back on but then Dr. Mario just fucking Dr. Punch the little shit, punching Pichu into the Death Zone.
"3 to 2!" The announcer screams in excitement.
The Crowd even goes more crazy.
Pichu gets off his little invinci-board majiggy, realizing his loss, he builds up a bit of anger, but still calm enough to prepare fighting normally again.
Dr. Mario, being Dr. Mario, throws a pill at the poor fucker, Pichu then tries to eat the pill hoping it will heal him, but instead poisons him, taking 2 damage every second.
When Pichu tried to send a little lightning ball to Dr. Mario, Dr. Mario just fucking uses his cool ass Dr Coat-Cape to whip it back to the child, who was preparing a skull bash, not only did the dumbass realize that his own lightning balls can still hit him, but Dr. Mario just footstools him, goes right behind the kid, and fucking Super Jump Punch his dumbass out, knocking him out of the arena, when pichu tried to get up, Dr. Mario pulls the same shit again just to fuck with the child, by fucking Dr. Punching his dumb fuck off the arena, punching Pichu into the Death Zone, Dr Mario then pulls a vitamin out just to juggle with it then put it back into his cape, taunting the child.
"3 to 1!" The Announcer Screams!
The Crowd even goes crazier, to the point where people start to riot.
Pichu then gets off the board, more pissed than ever, and just starts using thunder, however this doesn't work, as Dr. Mario just throws more vitamins, one vitamin gets the kid choked up, Dr. Mario then runs up, Up Smashes his dumbass, then Super Jump Punches the kid, and when Pichu tries to go down faster to get closer to him and zap him, Dr. Mario then uses the cape again, making Pichu face the wrong direction, at this point he know the possibility of shielding, so when he lands, before Dr. Mario can strike him, he quickly puts up the shield, Dr. Mario then just keeps on throwing vitamins at the shield, however, Pichu doesn't realize that the shield has a limit, so when Dr. Mario throws the 8th pill, the shield shatters, stunning Pichu. Dr. Mario then walks up and charges his final move,firing up, Pichu realizes he is screwed, and right when Pichu recovers, Dr Mario doesn't pull the Dr. Punch, but the MUTHAFUCKIN' SUPER DUPER ULTRA SAIYAN DR PUNCH on Pichu, fucking obliterating the child and wrecking his entire body to the point that he ends up in a coma, ichu then flies off into the Death Zone and fucking zaps out of existence.
"DR. Mario...WINS!" Screams the Announcer!
The Crowd goes wild, everyone then gets out of their seats to kick, piss and shit on Pichu's unconscious body, to the point where Pichu's body looks like Mussolini's body after WW2.
Dr. Mario then walks off with his championship trophy, he then whips his coat-cape one last time before walking out of the arena.
Pichu has not only been fucked, but nerfed out of existence, thus destroying his entire living being.