Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO (so please don't sue.)

Mortemer: Hi, every one. This is my first fic that my brother (bluechi) and I thought up together. Bluechi's not a registered author yet,

but he's considering. Please r&r.

Bluechi: We hope you like it. If ya don't, tough s.

Naruto's Halloween

Pro Log (lol)

Since Tobi only got rocks on Halloween (AN: I don't own Charlie Brown either.) he had decided to have some of his own fun. "I

know! I'll throw a big party!" he said. "Then the other Akatsuki will think I'm a good boy and make me a member!"

Moments later, Tobi had some gay little invites made and handed them out to the other members.

The Leader read his in one minute and shouted over his new intercom, "GATHER YOU BASTARDS! I'M CALLING A

MEETING!"

Everyone was assembled in the Leader's office holding their invites, but for some reason, Itachi wasn't there. "Why the f is Tobi doing

this, hmmm?" asked Deidara. "Don't ask me" said Sasori, killing some innocent little boy and turning him into a puppet. (You know,

like he did with Kazekage III?) Suddenly, Michael Jackson ran in and shouted, "NO, THAT'S MY LITTLE BOY! YOU GIVE HIM

BACK YOU LITTLE—" before Sasori slit his throat and chucked his body out the window. Making a puppet of him would be just

plain stupid. "I dunno," said Kakuzu and Hidan simultaneously as Kakuzu stole 4000 yen out of Hidan's wallet. "Will there be

salmon?" asked Kisame. He loved salmon. "Well…"said Zetsu, "Tobi is a good boy."

"We're gonna have a night-long Halloween bash with piñatas, food, games, the numa numa song (AN: If you don't know what the

numa numa song is, you have a long way to go, Young Skywalker), and BEER!!!!!" the Leader shouted to the heavens. And so the

preparations began.

Why is he so obsessed with beer all of a sudden? Tobi, who was hiding in the ceiling, thought to himself. And where the hell is

Itachi-san?

As Itachi (sitting in his room) stared as his invitation, he began to doze. Oh god, he thought. This is gonna suck…

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...He fell asleep on the spot, having spent all night torturing Tobi with images of dead puppies.

Sasuke, who was hiding in the vent at the time spying, no doubt, noticed the card. He immediately dashed back to Konoha with an evil

idea. Mwahahaha…Killing Itachi can wait. This is freakin' gold! He found the rest of team 7 he told them his leeeeetle plan…

Bluechi: Short chapter we know. Sorry, but we kinda wanted to set a cliffhanger.

Mortemer: What is Sasuke's evil little idea? God knows! You won't get any new chapters unless we get some good reviews, so don't

disappoint us.

Bluechi: Btw, we got a lot of our ideas from omnistrife's Fun with Akatsuki videos on youtube. Hope he doesn't mind.