The Baby Project - The Start
Coach Markarov was fast asleep in the corner as everyone watched in disgust at the birthing video. There was so much blood, so much screaming and so much crying. I had to do that one day... hell no. I think I'm going to adopt, I suggested to my little sister Michelle who was wide eyed in fear. On the other side of me was Wendy Marvell who was to innocent for her own good, behind us was our friends - Juvia, Levy, Cana, Kinana, Mirajane, Erza, Evergreen, Bisca, Aries and Lisanna.
Only Mirajane and Lisanna seemed to be unfazed by the video that was playing. Lisanna always had marriage and kids on her mind and she tried to make a partner of everyone in class. She was going to marry Natsu, then she realised he was to immature then Laxus and she realised he was to much of a pervert. The girl was to fussy, but again I think I was to.
I looked over to where my best friend Natsu was sitting, and he was disgusted as the video carried on playing. The boys at the other side of the class were now looking to Bacchus as he was selling condoms. I sighed at the amount of creepers were in the classroom. If Coach Markarov was trying to put us off sex, he is certainly going off in the right direction.
Me and Natsu had the same expression etched on our faces and to think Mirajane wanted me to go through that thirty three times. That damn cupid...
I watched in hysterics when Minerva and her gang of wannabe's said they were going to have a caesarean, and surgery so they wouldn't get stretch marks and Flare Corona just agreed with everything she had said. Flare used to be our best friend until she decided she wanted to become more like Minerva. A bitch...
Life was extremely odd in Fairy Boarding Academy and Coach no Pervert Markarov just had to be our sex education teacher. I sat back and watched Juvia, she was paying no attention at all the 'miracle of giving birth' video. Juvia only had one thing on her mind and that was her precious Gray-sama. I laughed at how she could literally pay no attention in class and still come out with straight As.
The video had stopped playing and everyone calmed down. That video was what we didn't want to see on a last lesson on a Friday afternoon. The class soon went back to normal with Levy's two personal stalkers fighting over who is going to ask her to prom, Cana, Laxus & Bacchus drinking, Erza discussing things with the class president Jellal, Bisca & Alzack being High School sweethearts and Gray & Natsu fighting.
" Gray your clothes!" Juvia sweat dropped as Natsu put Gray down.
The resident playboys Loke and two of the Trimens came up to my table, where Wendy blushed at the sight of Eve, Hibiki was flirting with Michelle and Loke was calling me his Princess. Then to make things worse my own personal stalker Damn Straight had started fighting with him... Why did I get these types? I watched my best guy friend Natsu go through a similar situation to one of myself because Minerva and her cronies decided they took a liking to pink.
Coach Markarov soon woke up, and brought out a tub of what I assumed was baby simulators... I started to deflate when I realised that we were going to have to do the dreaded Baby Project. If I was paired up with Loke, Damn Straight or someone like Gray, where I'll attract Juvia's attention - I'm dropping this class. Well technically I couldn't drop it but I could skive... Please let it be someone like Hibiki or Warren or Freed, someone I stand the chance of getting along with.
" Ah screw it! I'm going back to sleep, I can't keep forcing you brats to do everything on my orders, brats just pick your partner and wake me up when you are done," He muttered.
My best friend Natsu immediately went over to my side and took a seat opposite me, Michelle and Wendy. As soon as a teacher said partner me and Natsu went immediately towards each other, it was like a reflex now since Middle School. Nobody could break us apart.
" Luigi you are raising a kid with me weirdo!" Natsu smiled as I banged him on the head for him calling me Luigi.
" Or you could come with me Princess Peach," Damn Straight remarked. Why was he making Mario references?
" No No No! I'm happy with being Natsu's Luigi," I said as damn straight wouldn't buzz off, I looked at Natsu for help but he wasn't giving any help at all, he was basically laughing at me with his exceed Happy. I hated him so much sometimes and now I was getting angry that he didn't warn any guys off.
" Natsu you could basically help me! I chose you as a partner and guys are still coming near me! PLEASE for the love of Mavis!" I shouted.
" Aww Lucy is getting sad that Natsu isn't jealous!" Minerva remarked as I face palmed. For once couldn't the pink hair idiot HELP me?
" Oh shut up Minerva and stop ruining my ship!" Mirajane had been shipping me and Natsu ever since we came up from Middle School. I think the girl read to many fanfictions, she had started to apply it to real life.
I realised the coach's choice of letting us pick a partner wasn't the wisest of choices, as soon the classroom went into chaos with a three way cat fight between Minerva, Mary Hughes and Milliana over Sting Eucliffe the most popular guy in our class, Sting decided to let his Exceed Lector pick his 'wife,' and Lector picked Milliana since she rescued him from Minerva when she was punishing him for calling Minerva desparate. I noticed how Wally was slightly disappointed.
Loke asked his best friend Aries to be his partner and Evergreen decided that she would ask Elfman.
" The baby has to be a man!" Elfman had a slap mark on his face from Ever's prada bag.
After that there I just noticed controlled chaos eventually our class presidents Jellal and Erza just took charge of organising everyone. The first issue they dealt with was Levy and her two stalkers. They paired the two stalkers up together as Levy's partner came from an unlikely source.
" I want the bookworm as my wife," Gajeel spoke.
" Wait what!" Levy exclaimed, I could see it now Gajeel would probably leave Levy holding the baby.
" Well thats settled than," Erza moved onto the next couple of dilemmas as I noticed how Michelle was starting to get scared about Hibiki, Ren and Ichiya came towards her. And Wendy was looking extremely disappointed when Eve and Romeo Conbolt went over to Chelia Blendy. Bisca and Alzack paired off with each other and Kinana and Cobra paired off with each other. And I think Jellal asked Erza, disappointing his fangirls.
I decided to help Michelle out, my little sister wasn't going to be paired up with someone who would take advantage of the fact that they were going to be at our house. I looked around the room. Bixlow would probably hold a party, Yuka was to quiet, Midnight was to scary, Damn Straight would probably use this an opportunity to stalk me, there was something about Rogue which I didn't think would fit with Michelle, Hibiki paired off with Jenny Realight. Then I saw... Warren.
Warren was perfect for Michelle. He may have prominent lips, but the boy was kind and always had time to spare to listen to other peoples worries. If two people were fighting, he would always break them apart as he could somehow sense how the two people were feeling. So I wondered why he was sitting there quietly, even his best friend Max didn't take much notice of him.
" Michelle go ask Warren," I suggested. I looked at my little sister who was looked over at Warren and she seemed happy with my choice. Me, Wendy and Natsu watched as Michelle made her way over to Warren.
" Hey I'm Michelle Heartfelia, I'm wonder if you would like to be my partner?" She smiled as Warren got the shock of his life, and it made sense why he was upset he didn't think he'd be asked.
" Michelle is so nicer than you Lucey," Happy teased as I punched him.
" Gray would you care to be my partner," Angel asked and the whole class was silent. Juvia had been unleashed. I forgot about the 'Heavenly Sisters' part of Minerva's cronies - Angel and Yukino Aguria. Yukino seemed to have paired off with Rogue while Angel was having trouble finding her partner. As Juvia made her deathly glare towards Angel, Angel took the hint and grabbed Damn Straight. Juvia went towards her precious Gray-sama.
" Juvia would like Gray-sama to be her partner," Juvia went up to class's stripper and a close friend of me and Natsu. As Lyon his older brother, was getting annoyed. I kind of felt for Lyon as he did genuinely like Juvia but I was pretty sure that Gray did like Juvia in his own special way.
" Sure why not, you can be my wife Juvia," Mirajane our class's cupid was happy while Juvia was ecstatic and saying she had beaten all her love rivals. As Angel realised how much of a creeper that Damn Straight actually was. I noticed an argument that was going on between Bacchus and Cana.
" How the fuck could you ask someone else Bacchus?" Cana drowned some more whiskey as she Mary Hughes accepted Bacchus's request.
" Cana we only spent one night together and I have your bra, you are nothing special!" Bacchus and Mary laughed.
" What did you say about Cana Alberona?" It was Laxus, football captain, Grandson of Coach, the toughest guy in our school, the resident heartbreaker, Natsu looked up to him during Football. " I'd take that back that back about the Daughter of Gildarts, if I was you." Laxus spoke.
" Cana you are Gildarts Daughter? The legendary rockstar Gildarts daughter! Fuck off Mary," Bacchus made Mary get off his arm while Cana turned her back and headed straight to Laxus.
" How the hell did you know that I was Gildarts Daughter! That was supposed to be a secret..." Cana looked unhappy.
" Gildarts sent me in to look after you," Laxus spoke as I and everyone else reeled in shock. " Now unless you want Daddy to know about your drinking sessions at school, I'd suggest you be my partner!" Laxus grinned as I guessed that Cana could only see she had to accept his offer. Bacchus realised his loss and went back to his church girl Mary.
The class was reeling from the news, I saw Mirajane was still staring at certain green haired boy who followed Laxus about, there was something special about the friendship between Evergreen, Laxus, Freed and Bixlow. They were all one as a kind but together they threw the most legendary parties. The Thunder God Tribe were going to organise the end of years prom as well. I couldn't wait...
I watched as Mirajane rejected every single guy that laid eyes on her and waited patiently for Freed, but when she saw Freed go up to the feminist group Mermaid Heel's Ariana Webb. She got really angry, it was like the cupid had been possessed.
" Freed!" Mirajane shouted and all eyes went on her.
" Um... hi Mira, er-," Freed was stuttering, being the socially awkward nerd that he was he didn't know what to do in these sort of situations, he just mostly followed Laxus's orders and let Evergreen & Bixlow party, I thought.
" I just wanted to ask if you would be my partner for the Baby Project," Mirajane asked sweetly, as ten boys looked at Mirajane and then looked at Freed... They didn't get it. I smiled Freed and Mirajane were so cute together, he has always talked to her but I don't he knew Mirajane was interested in him.
" I'd love to Mirajane!" Freed responded. Everyone cheered when Bixlow held Freed's and Mira's arms up.
Wendy, Lisanna, Minerva and her cronies were starting to get worried. Minerva needed a guy on her arm that could match her most popular girl status. I laughed at Minerva as she rejected everyone but I smiled when Gray's older sister Ultear and her best friend Meredy decided to raise a kid together. Turned out Lisanna needn't worried, Bixlow came to her rescue as Midnight came up to her. I heard him whisper...
" I'm Freed's wigman, you should help be Mirajane's so we might as well pair up unless you wanna go with Midnight over there?" I laughed at them both, they were opposites in every way but they were so damn cute!
I examined the scene as Wendy, Coco and Chelia were facing their own problems with Eve and Romeo, not even the class presidents Erza and Jellal could sort it. Three girls and two boys, both boys wanted Chelia, Coco and Wendy was just there... As Lyon's back up plan Sherry had gone off with one of the trimens - Ren. Chelia desperately wanted to be with her own precious Lyon-sama, so Lyon agreed to let Chelia be his partner which made the girl over the moon. What was with the Fullbusters and their obessive fan girls I thought? Coco decided that she wanted Eve as he was more popular and she wanted to make Mary Hughes jealous that she was with Bacchus and not with someone popular. So that left Romeo and Wendy, which made poor Wendy feel like third choice. Gajeel, Natsu and Jellal were not happy with the upset look on her face.
" If you hurt my little sister Romeo!" Gajeel punched his desk.
" I'll kill you if you hurt her!" I watched as Natsu got out of his seat, and warned the boy.
" Nobody is going to hurt Jellalnette unless they wanna answer to the class-president!" Jellal smirked. I think it made sense now why not many boys wanted to date Wendy...
At the other end of the class room, Minerva had Rufus Lohr under her wraps. One of the richest boys who's Father was on the board of directors at Sabertooth. Minerva didn't seem happy with the choice though but she dealt with her cronies by herself but for some reason she wasn't happy with Yukino, I noticed. I think it was because Yukino had a richer partner in Rogue Cheney. Probably Minerva felt shown up.
Coach Markarov finally woke up though and he saw us all sitting in our pairs, apart from Midnight who was alone with his creepy stick.
" Right now time to give you brats, your own brats!" Everyone sighed as Erza and Jellal went up first to collect their kid.
What do you think? It'll be set in Fairy Academy apart from there is a few changes such as Markarov isn't a student and Fairy Academy is a boarding school :)
I'll promise it'll be more funnier as we progress through the story :0
Milliana and Sting are now my favourite crack pairing of choice :) More Sting and Milliana fics please fanfic writers ;) Also seriously most of the characters aren't going to be even dating, just raising a baby simulator together ^.^ It may lead into something more between the characters though...