Set after book 4 of Twilight and book 5 of MR…?
Notice: You can read this even if you have only read Twi, or MR
Short oneshot funny:
Disclaimer: I own nothing!
Dear friends and enemies and frenemies and so on and so forth,
So today I came home from work and went into our room.
When I got there I saw Edie was in the closet.
I said, "Hun, why are you in the closet."
And he said, "Well, Bells, I have been meaning to come out of the closet."
I looked at him, "Well, dear, obviously you have to come out of the closet! You can't spend your whole life in a closet."
"Yes, but what I mean is that I have to come out of the closet!"
I just stared at him, and then burst out laughing. "So, who's the lucky guy?!"
He rubbed the back of his neck, "Some guy…named Fang… I kidnapped him. He is also in the closet with me. And he is so hot."
Awkward silence.
"He keeps saying something about this Max dude. I think he likes him more than me…"
I stared at him.
Max is my boss at work. She is a she.
Today I found out my husband is gay, and cheating on my boss' husband, who is still tied up and gagged in the closet.
My Eddikins is gay.
Cue pouting fangirls.
Cue gay men going strait.
So that's about it.
I just wanted to tell you about my gay husband.
Goodbye.
I am going to beat Taylor Lautner in the head with a metal baseball bat.
XOXO
Funniest story yet! Don't take this into offence but this is how I feel.
Iggy: Poor Fang.
Me: Aw. I know that gag must hurt.
Iggy: Yeah I should know! I got kidnapped by this Alice freak last week!
Me: Awesome! I will now start writing the kidnapping of Iggy
Iggy: Review. Please.