Umm this randomly came to me as I was reading another persons story.
20 things you should not do if you don't want Naruto to start talking about ramen.
1. Make ramen
2. Eat ramen
3. Think about ramen
4. Talk about ramen
5. Think about talking about making and eating ramen
6. Buy ramen
7. Give Naruto ramen
8. Anything
9. Live.
10. Die
11. Talk to him
12. Talk about lunch breakfast or dinner.
13. Be any where near him.
14. Walk into a ramen store.
15. Walk passed a ramen stand.
16. Take Naruto to a Ramen World theme park.
17. Exist.
18. Drape yourself in ramen.
19. Drape someone else in ramen.
20. Do anything involved with ramen.
20 things you can do to distract Naruto.
1. Give him ramen.
2. Eat ramen.
3. Steal Naruto's ramen.
4. Put ramen in Sauske's pants. (Just because)
5. Say Gaara stole his ramen.
6. Make ramen in the middle of a match.
7. Ask Naruto if he wants ramen and then tell him he can't have any.
8. Leave ramen on the table.
9. Tell Naruto they're having a ramen sale and don't tell him where.
10. Tell Naruto they're having a ramen sale and tell him where.
11. Put ramen in Gaara's pants and tell Naruto.
12. Put ramen on your head.
13. Put ramen on Sauske's head.
14. Put ramen on Gaara's head. (And don't forget to run)
15. Put ramen everywhere.
16. Put ramen anywhere.
17. Throw ramen in front of his face.
18. Cook ramen.
19. Eat his ramen.
20. Talk about ramen.
(Authoress not responsible if Naruto starts talking about ramen)
(A/N: See ya next chappie I 'm gonna go put ramen on Gaara's head! Bye!)