I decided that you, all my lovelings, deserve a wonderful Gift Day present. So here is my rendition of 12 days of Christmas, Snarry version.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a Harry in a black cauldron…

"DETENTION POTTER!" Professor Severus Snape roared when Harry's cauldron exploded. "Tonight at six, my office! Class dismissed!" He yelled, his students scrambled to clean up and gather their things, fleeing the room as fast as they could.

A smirk graced his usually stoic or scowling face, he loved the power he held over their impudent heads. He sat down at his desk and sighed, it was good to be evil. But one face in particular kept flashing into his mind as he tried to relax until his next class came and disrupted his peace. Harry Potter, there was just something about that boy that made him feel odd, like he wanted to actually be in some way kind to the raven-haired teen.

Dismissing that thought, he put his usual scowl on. He stalked from his room, he needed a stiff drink before his class began, it was what seemed to keep him mostly sane after all.

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The day passed quickly for Harry and soon he was standing in front of Snape's office, the butterflies in his stomach deciding it was an excellent moment to dance. Not wanting to be late, he knocked on the door, breath held to see what torture Snape had managed to erect.

"Enter!" Snape boomed, and the door swung open, letting Harry in. Without hesitation the boy entered and his jaw nearly dropped at what he saw. A giant cauldron sat in the center of the room, cleaning supplies and water sitting next to it.

Without a word, Harry walked over and set to work. The cauldron was so large that he had to bend at the waist and lean into it to clean it, unconsciously flaunting his firm ass at a certain Potions Master.

Severus looked over at Harry and stared at what he saw. Harry, bent over the cauldron, ass on display. For some reason that image aroused him greatly. It took almost all of his control not to stalk over there and ravish the teen.

Without realizing it, he had walked the expanse of the room and his groin was now only inches away from the boy's taunting ass. 'Shit,' he thought and tried to think of away for him to cover his actions. A smirk formed on his pale lips and he reached a hand down. Pushing with a single finger…he made the teen tumble head first into the cauldron.

Harry shot up, furious. "Why did you do that!" He snapped at his smirking Professor.

"Because I could, now get back to work Potter," Severus smirked and went back to his desk, feeling slightly better. He looked back at the boy, Harry in a black cauldron.

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12 days, 12 chapters.