Steve: Well, here we go with the first chapter of ToaMS: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow! I'll be working my way through the whole movie.

Yui: (Walks out with a bowl of pop corn) I got the pop corn!

Hinata: (Walks out with several bottles of pop) I got the drinks!

Pen-pen: (Walks out with several bags) War a ark waa waarrkkk! (And I got the snackage!)

Steve: Good! It seems like we got all we need. (Notices the others looking at him before sighing and pointing at a cooler near the couch.) And I got the various alcoholic drinks… And no, you may NOT have any Hinata.

Hinata: But… Old enough to kill, old enough to get drunk after all…

Steve: In the fic, sure. But around me… not a chance in hell.

Hinata: (Snaps fingers) Shoot!

Steve: Anyways… Time for the disclaimer!

Pen-Pen: (Wark Wa WAAK arrk waark)

Hinata: Translation is "The author doesn't own Harry Potter or Naruto". He just owns this story, the plot and his insane plot-bunnies.

Why me?Shinigami/Demon/Inner-Sakura

'Who?' Thoughts

-YO!- Animal speech

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We open to the sight of a kunai embedded in a tree branch as a storm is breaking around it. All around it is a mass of weapons sticking into the ground as well as strange armour laying around making it seem like a great battle had just been recently fought there. As the view pans out we see a woman standing on a hill. Behind her, a man starts speaking. "This is it… We're done…" He then sighs as he looks down. "We have no where left to go… It all ends here…" A man laying on the ground with prayer beads around his neck agrees.

"It was a fool's decision… Doomed from the start." Yet another agrees by saying that this is the end. The woman just stands up, unbowed, not even looking at them as she replies to their negativity.

"There is a way. Have faith, I know that we will find it." When the others start speaking, she looks back at them with a serious look in her eyes. "You mustn't give up!" Hearing maniacal laughter, they all turn to see a man standing on the ruins of a castle wall while black tornadoes are moving behind him.

"Fuun-Hime, this is as far as you shall go!" As they accuse the man (now revealed to be Mao) of creating the obviously unnatural storm, he chuckles as one of the armours rushes towards Fuun. From what appears to be inside a building, Naruto starts as he shouts at her.

"Hime! Look out behind you!" The princess just wheels out of the way of the armour before blasting it with a burst of wind from her sword revealing that there's nothing inside. Hearing clanking sounds, the princess and her group look behind them, and sees the other armours on the field rising under the command of Mao. Mao just grins as he looks down on her.

"That is quite enough hime! Get on your knees and bow before me!" The princess doesn't even turn to him before replying.

"I will never give up. Never. As long as I take breath, I shall use all my strength to forge a path so that others may follow." As she finishes, a rainbow coloured energy starts forming an aura around her. Her comrades look on in amazement. A few moments later they nod as they too gather their energy which they refer to as Rainbow Chakra. Mao just snarls as he starts twirling his staff.

"Pitiful!" As he twirls his staff, the ruins around him start breaking apart and the rubble swirls around him in pieces as black whirlwinds start rising up through the air, twisting this way and that. Snarling, he shoots a blast of pure darkness at the group, only for it to be deflected by their Rainbow Chakra causing it to destroy the suits surrounding them. Still concentrating, the group of heroes unleash their own blast that pierces Mao's own before slamming into him and sending him flying up into the clouds. A moment later, the chakra clears away the storm clouds revealing the sky with a rainbow stretching across it. Naruto's watching this before he suddenly grins as he throws his hands up into the air.

"ALL RIGHT! DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT! THAT WAS SO FUCKIG WICKED!" Pulling away from his face, we can see that the whole battle was just part of a movie since Team Seven is standing on the roof a theatre. Watching Naruto shout about how cool the movie was, Harry just sighs as he takes a sip from the large cup of pop in his hands.

"Thank Merlin that I put those modified privacy charms up. We can still listen and watch while nii-san doesn't bother anyone with his shouting." He shakes his head and looks to the side where Hedwig is also standing. "Enjoying yourself Hedwig?" She just nods wile popping several kernels of popcorn into her mouth.

"Yup! This was a really good movie Harry. I love the Fuun-Hime movies." She then leans over and plants a kiss on his cheek. Watching them, Sakura unwraps a cream filled cupcake she had bought before stuffing it in Naruto's mouth.

"There! Now be quiet Naruto so that I can enjoy the ending!" She then looks at Harry before cocking her head to the side. "By the way… where is Row and Sal? It's not like them to miss a Fuun-Hime movie." Harry just shrugs before sighing.

"Baa-chan sent them on a mission." He takes another sip of his pop before continuing. "Don't know what they're actually doing but it apparently has to do with a bunch of archaeologists needing guards…"

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Both Sal and Row are running down a corridor with Sal humming the tune from Indiana Jones while also in a female version of his clothing. Finally having enough, Row turns to her and snaps. "Will you please SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Taking several deep breaths, she growls as she flaps her arms. "I mean REALLY! What the hell is wrong with you Sal!" The girl in question just shrugs as she grins.

"It fits though, doesn't it? I have a gold idol…" She lifts up what appears to be a small golden statuette before waving it around them. "We're running through a ancient ruin filled with traps… like what's behind us…" They both look over their shoulders to see a massive boulder rolling after them. "And we have bad guys after us… Besides, what are you worrying about? If need be, you can just teleport us out…" She catches sight of Row's annoyed look making her face fall. "… You can teleport us out, right?" Row just snorts.

"Unfortunately no. These ruins have some kind of ward that's preventing me from doing so, otherwise I'd have done that a long time ago, don't you think?" Sal just sticks her tongue out slightly as she rubs the back of her neck sheepishly.

"Opps… Still, this is one hell of a adventure!" Row just starts twitching before she explodes.

SAL SHUT THE FUCK UP! I HATE SNAKES SOMETIMES!"

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Team Seven is gathered outside the movie theatre when Harry suddenly jerks upon hearing something. Blinking, he turns to Hedwig. "Hey… Hedwig? Did you hear Row just now?" Hedwig blinks herself before listening. After a few moments she shrugs.

"Nope! Can't hear them. Besides… aren't they way over in Jungle Country right now?" Harry nods before tapping his chin.

"I just could have sworn that I heard Row just now… must be my imagination I guess…" Leaning back, Sakura sighs as she shakes her head.

"Kakashi-sensei is late…" Sasuke just shrugs his shoulders as Naruto stares at the poster for the movie.

"So? What else is new when it comes to him?" Naruto just sighs in contentment.

"That movie was so cool… It was the best Fuun-hime movie yet… Each time I think that she can't get any better she does and blows me away…" From inside his mind, Kyubi nods with her eyes sparkling in joy as she squeals.

'I just LOVE her movies! The action! The drama! The awesome plot twists! Nothing can compare to a Fuun-hime movie! Nothing! Not even the movies from Harry's world are as good!' Naruto just nods in agreement.

'You're telling me Kyubi-chan…' Naruto then shakes his head. "I just love the movies." Sakura sighs in agreement.

"Yeah… I could spend all day watching that handsome Miche who plays Sarguryuu…" Noticing Naruto's raised eyebrow, she waves her hands in front of her. "Of course, he has nothing on you Naruto. And You're the one who's my boyfriend, remember?" Naruto just shakes his head in amusement before looking back at the poster.

"I wonder if there's anyone like her out there you know? A real Fuun-hime…" He then softly smiles as Kyubi pouts before mentally chuckling. "Of course… I already got someone like her in you Kyubi-chan.' Kyubi just blushes as she strokes her tails in embarrassment. He sighs though as Sasuke points out that it's only a movie. "I know that teme. But a guy can dream you know." Sasuke just shrugs as Sakura looks up at the sign with a thoughtful look on her face.

"I wonder though… why did Kakashi-sensei want us to go see this movie before he gave us our next mission? It's not like him to actually pay for tickets…" She trails off as Harry snorts before finishing the sentence.

"Or pay for anything period, end of story." Seeing the looks given him, he smirks before shrugging. "What? It's the truth. Hatake is the cheapest guy on the planet. In fact… Kakashi's so cheap… he think's his own hand is too expensive to use." The other's all chuckle at that and get ready for another of their favourite pastimes: The "Kakashi is so cheap" game. But before they can get started, they all perk up at the sound of approaching hoof beats. A moment later, a horse carrying Princess Fuun jumps clear over the fence causing Hedwig to squawk in surprise as she falls on her ass as the rest of Team Seven stares in disbelief. Harry then points a shaky finger at where the princess just rode off. "Did… did you guys see that? Or was I sniffing potion fumes again?" Sakura just shakes her head.

"If you were, so were we I guess because I saw it too." Naruto's about to say something when the gate behind him flies open allowing a stream of the armours from the movie to ride through on horses. Harry then gets up with a mass of hoof prints all over him with a twitching eyebrow before he finally explodes.

"THAT IS IT! THOSE FUCKERS ARE DEAD! D!E!A!D! DEAD! KUKUKUKUKU!" He then takes off after them and is soon followed by the others as the chase rushes through the crowded streets. Not wanting to get involved, Team Seven hops up onto the roofs and chases them from up there while avoiding the people down below. Eventually, Princess Fuun is cornered by a armour who throws a net at her, intent on capturing his prey. Naruto puts a stop to this as he shreds the net with a shuriken barrage before summoning a mass of Kage Bushin to subdue some of them. He then looks up as he notices the princess fleeing with some more behind her. Harry just looks down at Naruto with a pleading look. 'Please Kami-sama… don't let him come up with something corny…' Of course, Naruto does just that causing Harry to groan in embarrassment.

"Don't you worry Fuun-hime! I can protect you!" He then blindly rushes off to save the princess. Harry just shakes his head before jumping down in front of another group with a maniacal look as they stop.

"I know what you're thinking… did he use all his shuriken or not? Well? Are you punks feeling lucky…?" His grin widens as he pulls out another bunch of shuriken. "Guess Lady Luck's not on your side today boys…" A moment later, screams issue from where Harry's at along with laughter that would make Orochimaru proud. Moments later, 'Fuun-hime' rides her horse down a staircase only for her pursuers to use bottles full of oil to cause the horse to slip and go flying. They then dog pile her with the leader grinning as he watches.

"We finally captured her." At that moment Fuun punches a man sending him flying before in a poof of smoke resolving into Sakura. The leader blinks in shock at this and shakes his head. "Who're you?!" At that moment both Sasuke and Hedwig appear behind him. Sasuke then uses a simple neck chop to knock him out. Seeing this, the group then flees… directly into the path of a pissed off Sakura who promptly defeats them with little fuss. About five minutes later finds them all being tied up by all of Team Seven except for Kakashi and Naruto. Kakashi then appears on a pillar and stares at them.

"What… are you guys doing?" Sasuke just shrugs as he claps his hands as if to clean them of imaginary dirt.

"What else when we're waiting for you… killing time of course." Kakashi then vanishes before reappearing with all the ropes being cut, freeing the prisoners. Bending down, he grips the leader of the group's hand and hoists him up before rubbing the back of his head in embarrassment.

"Look, I real sorry about this…" Seeing the questioning looks, Kakashi motions to the leader. "This is the gentleman who hired us for our mission today." The man then turns and looks at them through his busted eyeglasses.

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The princess has finally stopped next to a lake and is sitting next to it lost in her thoughts as her horse drinks some of it's water beside her. Her musings are interrupted by Naruto's voice next to her.

"Hime… are you alright?" She just slowly turns to regard the young blond before her as he lifts his hands behind his neck. "Merlin, this is fucking crazy!" He then bends forward, bubbling with excitement. "So… you are the real Fuun-hime, right? I just saw your movie and it totally blew me out of the water… of course, all your movies have." He's so busy ranting about the movie that he doesn't notice how she's getting up and heading towards her horse only for him to be knocked into the water as she rushes towards him and then past him. Ignoring it, she continues to ride away only to be shocked as Naruto appears running beside her horse acting as if he didn't stop. "After seeing this movie, this feeling just started welling up inside of me." She then pushes her horse full out in order to try and get away from the stubborn ninja. He then appears behind her to her shock. "I'll never give up either! I'll work my butt off if it means that I can be half as cool as you!" Inside the seal, Kyubi just shakes her head at her boyfriend's antics.

'I think that you might be laying it on a touch thick Naruto-kun.' Naruto just mentally snorts and tells her he's doing it on purpose because of what he just saw. 'True… she did have a painful, lonely look on her didn't she?' Kyubi just chuckles as she shakes her head. 'You are so much like your nii-san… you both have a saving people thing.' As they're rushing through the streets, Naruto notices that Fuun's kimono is slightly torn from ripping on a protruding piece of wood. He then gulps as he looks at her.

"Um… Hime? Are we going a little, you know, fast? May be you should slow down a little?" She just ignores him, but is unable to ignore the group of children that rushes out in front of them. Gasping in shock, she pulls back on the reins sending both her and Naruto flying as the horse rears up on it's back legs. Groaning a little, Naruto notices how the princess is laying. But his thought are interrupted by a girl in the group pointing at the princess.

"Oh wow! It's Fuun-hime! It's really you!" The other kids then crowd around her and start whispering her name in awe before Fuun sighs.

"My real name isn't Fuun-hime." The girl then nods her head so fast that she looks like a bobble head.

"That's right! Your real name is Fujikaze Yukie! The most famous actress in all of Fire Country! I'm your biggest fan!" And it soon goes downwards from there as the girl asks for a autograph and Yukie turns her down before running away. Naruto then hangs his head before looking at the little girl and laying his hand on her head causing her to look up to see him giving her a gentle smile.

"Don't listen to her, okay?" The girl then asks if he knows why she's acting like that causing Naruto to sigh. "I… don't really know, but I think it has to do with her past." The girl then blinks in confusion.

"Her past? But what could be so bad that she acts so mean?" Naruto just shakes his head.

"As I said, I don't know. But I can see it in her eyes, she has a tragic past and is trying to hide from it. It must be so painful for her too. She's trying to make the pain stop through her acting but… but it doesn't work. So don't mind her, she just doesn't seem to be able to let her past rest, ok?" The little girl then nods before looking up at him with a bright smile.

"Thanks Onii-chan!" She then looks down at the book in her hand before looking back up at him and smiling as she opens it. "Since you're a ninja and all… can I have your autograph?" Naruto's taken aback by this before shrugging with a smile as he pulls out a pen and doing so as well as the same for the others. He then waves to them before taking off after Yukie.

"See you guys around! And don't run out in front of horses next time, okay?!" The kids all agree to that as he turns the corner.

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Sighing, Kakashi leans back against a wall as he watches the various people go about their business in the studio. "Our mission is to guard Fujikaze Yukie. She's the famous movie actress best know for her role as Fuun-hime." Sasuke just raises an eyebrow.

"'Guard' her?" Kakashi just sighs as he shrugs.

"Ok then… I guess that we're not to as much guard her as escort her…." The Assistant director sighs as he holds up both hands in a shrug.

"The next Fuun-hime movie is the first one we're going to be shooting abroad so… it was decided to have guards for it." He then sighs and shakes his head in disbelief. "Unfortunately, our leading lady is a bit of a diva." Sandayu just bows and apologizes for it. Harry for his part just shrugs.

"So she's a diva, so what? Not like I haven't met some myself." He then smirks. "I would love for her to meet Char. She'd likely go 'Time to meet a real Diva bitches!'" Harry, Hedwig, and Sakura all have a laugh at that as the others are confused. The Director just shakes his head before motioning to the ninja.

"I have got to admit though, these Konoha ninja are impressive. They took care of those stuntmen-turned-bodyguards we hired like they were playthings. They were some big fellows and you didn't even break a sweat." Kakashi just rubs the back of his neck while thanking him as Sakura looks at the pictures on a nearby board showing how the movies to be made and comments on the cliffs. A voice just chuckles before making itself known.

"Yeah, they are pretty impressive aren't they? Those cliffs are part of the famous Rainbow Glacier located in Snow Country." Harry just tunes out the rest as Sakura goes into one of her few remaining Fan-girl moments upon seeing the two actors. Harry's brought back to reality as the one spoke up first is commenting on Hedwig as he reaches for one of her wings. "Wow, what's with the wings? You trying out for a part or something? They looks so real…" Hedwig just snorts before flapping it out of his reach.

"That's because it IS real." Seeing the confusion, she jerks her thumb at Harry. "I'm actually a owl. I only gained a human form when me and Harry created a contract making me his familiar." To demonstrate, Hedwig transforms back into her owl form before turning back into her human one. "See?" The Director nods as he rubs his chin in thought.

"I see… Maybe later you wouldn't mind playing a bit part in the movie? I'm sure that we can fit you in somewhere. After all, beauty like your's shouldn't be wasted." Harry just chuckles as Hedwig blushes and Sakura grumbles about not being given the same offer. Sasuke just scratches his chin.

"Snow Country eh? That's an awful long way to go just to simply shoot a movie." The Assistant Director just shrugs again.

"That may be. But Yukie's manager, Sandayu suggested it." he then motions back to the picture. "According to him, the Rainbow Glacier turns seven different colours in spring." Kakashi merely sighs.

"That's just a legend." He then looks towards his students. "Spring time never reaches Snow Country, it's winter there year round hence the name." Harry just shakes his head before chuckling.

"It may be considered a legend today Kakashi-sensei (AN:Yes, he's referring to him as sensei, but only in front of clients). But it's in my personal experience that legends oftentimes has more then a grain of truth in them. This sounds like it might be one." Kakashi then points out that there's never been a spring in memory causing Harry to snort. "Doesn't mean that there never was one. No one ever actually saw the Sage of Six Paths actually create the moon four hundred years ago, yet everyone believes it. So why not a Glacier that can turn seven colours? I've heard of weirder things in my life." The Director nods his head in agreement.

"Exactly young man." He then looks at Kakashi with a interested look. "Kakashi was it?" Kakashi merely nods. "If I'm correct from what I've been hearing this won't be your first time in Snow Country." He then looks back at Harry. "Or your's either if the rumours are to be believed." Kakashi raises an eyebrow as Harry nods.

"Well, yeah… but that was a long time ago I'm afraid. Neither me or nii-san have been back there for several years. I was only five and a half when we went there originally, so a lot might have changed…" Harry leans back as he remembers something. "We haven't been back since due to what happened down there. Both of us lost a good friend there… Kazahana Koyuki-hime to be exact." he then opens one eye slightly. "We knew her, but we've been told that she was missing. Sounds a lot like the story of Anastasia actually now that I think about it." Harry notices both Sandayu and Kakashi flinch but ignores it for now. Hedwig just watches sadly as Harry falls back into his memories.

'Neither you or Naruto have gotten over losing her, have you? If I remember correctly, it was because of her missing that you two decided to become strong so that you could protect your precious people and never have to suffer through a loss again because you were unable to help…' Both Harry and Hedwig listen in on the conversation as they talk about Yukie. 'Sounds like she's had a very lonely life I suppose…' She smiles though upon hearing the Director defend her. 'At least she has someone who'll defend her.' Harry's eyebrows raise and his eyes narrow upon hearing that she started her little escapes upon hearing that they're heading for Snow Country.

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Having disguised herself, Yukie walks out of an alleyway decked out in normal civilian clothing before walking down the street. Stopping for a moment as something drops behind her, she reaches into her pocket for a pocket mirror and pulls it out and opens it. Checking behind her, she sees Naruto not really trying to hide before closing it and jogging away. Seeing this, Naruto just rolls his eyes. 'Does she really think that it's that easy to get away from me? I'm a shinobi for Pete's sake!' Shaking his head, he follows only for her to break into a run. She finally slows down in a back alley as she places her hands on her knees and tries catch her breath. She stiffens as she realizes that Naruto's right behind her, not making any real movements before she starts to run again. A few hours later finds Yukie running down an alleyway as the sky darkens only for her to fall back in surprise as Naruto appears hanging down from above her. Not moving his face any, he pulls out a paper pad and pen making Yukie blink before she sighs.

"Oh… alright already." Naruto just grins as he hands her the stuff. "So what's your name again?" Naruto's answer surprises her however.

"Oh! It's not for me. It's for that little girl from earlier. She really wanted one so I said that I would track you down and get her your's. You were kind of rude to her and all, so it's the least you could do." The actress just sighs and asks for the name which Naruto tells her. Naruto then sighs as he smells her scent. "Wow… you sure do smell nice… I wonder what you use for shampoo?" She just continues to write when Naruto notices her necklace. 'Wait a second… that… necklace… it looks like…' He doesn't get any farther on his thought as she reaches up for her earring and unleashes a blast of an irritant into Naruto's face! "Ahhh! What the bloody hell did you do that for lady!? What the hell!?" She just looks at him as he tries to get it out of his eyes.

"It's pepper spray… for stalkers." She just watches as Naruto stumbles back into a support beam and has a mass of lumber fall on him. While still watching him, she tears the autograph into several small pieces before throwing them onto the ground. Looking at him once more, she sniffs. "Freak." She stiffens hearing something behind her.

"All I wanted was a autograph for a little girl… how the hell does that make me a freak?" Slowly turning, she sees Naruto standing there with his arms crossed and a raised eyebrow. "Well? Aren't you going to answer the question?" She just looks back at the person under the pile of lumber in time for it to vanish in a puff of smoke. Naruto's eyes fly opens as he gains the clone's memories giving Yukie time to get away. Shaking his head, he stares after her. 'How… She can't be… could she?' A few hours later finds Yukie in a bar looking at the crystal pendent that's normally around her neck with a bottle of Sake in front of her before swinging it around and putting it down.

"Who are they kidding… going to someplace worthless like Snow Country… completely useless… that's what." Hearing something, she turns and groans as Naruto sits down beside her. "Haven't you given up yet? What part of no don't you understand?" Naruto just shrugs as he calls over a bottle of sake for himself bringing a raised eyebrow from the actress. "Aren't you a little young to be drinking? You're what, twelve?" Naruto just snorts.

"Fourteen actually. And I'm a ninja remember? Old enough to kill, old enough to get drunk or have sex." Receiving his drink, he pours a little out into a bowl. "As to the other thing… Nah. If you wanted to give me an autograph though I wouldn't complain." He then takes a small sip of his Sake and sighs. "But really, did you have to be so harsh with that little girl and try to crush her dreams like you did? I don't care whether or not you're a high and mighty actress, you had no right to do that." Yukie just pours herself another drink before laughing.

"A 'High and mighty actress'? HA! That's the funniest thing that I've heard all day gaki." She then pours herself another drink while shaking her head. "Being an actor is a shit job. I can't think of anything worse then being an actor. Only those who are the lowest of the low are actors." Naruto just shrugs at that.

"I don't know about that. Actors in movies live out our fantasies and dreams. Through their work, we can see worlds from our imaginations brought to life before us. For brief moments in time we can actually believe that we're part of the story…" Yukie just looks at him before shaking her head.

"You're wrong about that gaki. Dreams… fantasies… ambitions… all these are empty words that have no place in our world. Being an actor means that you have to live out lies day in and day out. None of it's true. The sooner people realize that dreams are a waste of time the better." Naruto just puts a arm over her shoulder with his hand hanging over her drink.

"Now don't be that way lady. I'm sure that it's not all that bad. There must be some good points as well." She just snorts before angrily shrugging off his arm.

"Back off okay! You're really starting to annoy me." She goes to have another sip when Sandayu walks in.

"Yukie! There you are! We must hurry, our boat to Snow Country leaves in an hour!" She just looks at him before bringing her drink to her lips and taking a sip.

"Eh… I'm not going… I'm bowing out of this business…" Naruto just watches the argument before sharing a look with Harry who simply nods before moving away. After a little bit, Yukie brings her hand up to her head as she starts seeing double.

"Wha… what's going… on…" Barely holding back a yawn, she looks back to see Naruto smirking at her.

"It's nothing… I just spiked your drink with a sleeping potion. It should conk you out for several hours at least." Her eyes just widen before they slowly close as she starts swaying on her stool.

"Kuso… you… ass… hole…" She starts falling only for Naruto to stick out an arm and catch her. He just shakes his head at the whole thing as several people (Sasuke, Kakashi, and Sandayu) look on in shock before he reaches over and grabs his bottle of Sake.

"Well… cant let this all go to waste…" He then looks at the Bartender before laying some cash on the top of the bar. "Here's the money for the two of us." He then pulls out a single gold coin and lays it down as well. "And here's a little tip to forget that we were ever here… got it?" Seeing the glint in his eyes, the Bartender simply nods, already knowing the deal with Shinobi. Picking her up and laying her over his back, Naruto starts out and is soon joined by the others. Walking beside him, Sakura asks the question on everyone's mind.

"Naruto… what was that all about? The gold I mean." Naruto just looks at her before chuckling and explaining that it's for the Bartender's silence. "But… Why? And what's to stop him from talking? And what about the other patrons?" Naruto just grins.

"Why? Because the Paparazzi would have a field day with what happened in there and if someone tries to come after us, they will have all the information needed about our destination." He then shakes his head. "And the Bartender will never reveal what he knows because I put a compulsion charm on the coin that will make it so that he will be unable to tell. As to the other patrons…" He looks over at Harry who nods. "Nii-san already slipped them a dose of Forgetfulness potion. To them, tonight will be the fuzziest night of their lives." The others all look at him in shock, though Kakashi eventually nods at him in agreement…

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Steve: And there's the first chapter. So? What did you guys think?

Yui: Not bad… Followed the movie pretty closely though.

Hinata: I agree… though the part with Naruto-kun spiking Yukie's drink was different.

Steve: As to the first… the beginning was the same yes, but the movie doesn't really give much room to expand but I will be trying to do that.

Pen-pen: Wa… A waark wark waar a war arrk waarrk ark war waarkk ark wark arrk warrk. (Eh… I could have used a bit more action, but I'll likely see some more later.)

Steve: Oh… don't worry about that. I'll guarantee that there will be more action and some surprises that were NOT in the movie. Harry will face some things that have never been seen before.

Yui: Sounds good.

Steve: Oh, it should be…

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