So, I was looking at vulpix pics and listening to 'what does the fox say' when I saw a pic of vulpix complaining about how many foxes there are. I thought about it for a minute and decided to make a story about it.
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Disclaimer: If I owned Pokemon, I would make a series and a movie for pokemon explorers of sky, a game I love to death. If you ever see that on tv that means I took over pokemon. But, regrettably, I don't own pokemon(yet).
Hello. I'm Vulpix. I'm here today to talk about why there are so many fox pokemon. I mean seriously, how many do we need! The pokemon creators have gone fox crazy! So let's see, we have Vulpix, Ninetales, Eevee, Zorua, Zoroark, Fennekin, Braixen, and Delphox. That equals eight fox pokemon. The last three came from pokemon X and Y. Bulbapedia stated that all of them are foxes or fox-like.
Let's take a look at butterfly pokemon. The only ones I know of are butterfree, beautifly, and venomoth. That makes a grand total of three(1) butterfly pokemon. That's it! Only three! That's four less than fox pokemon! Butterflies are way more popular that foxes, yet they have less pokemon.
Now let's look at emanation pokemon. Riolu is the only one! Riolu's evolution, Lucario, is the only aura pokemon. It's not fair!
But! There is a reason they made so many fox pokemon. You see, Vulpix (me) and Ninetales (my mom) (2) were so cute that the pokemon designers thought they could recreate our cuteness for another region. It took them a long time but at last the new foxes came out. They were Zorua and Zoroark! Sadly, the cuteness did not fully come through for Zoroark, so their plan was a failure. They tried again with pokemon X and Y, only to fail again. Braixen and Delphox were the cause. I hope they realize that they will never create a fox pokemon cuter than me, Vulpix. My perfect curls, my six tails, my sock-like fur at my feet, my cute little ears, my adorable brown eyes, and my great personality. Not to be vain but, I'm one of the cutest pokemon along with Mew. My mom, Ninetales, is a majestic, royal-looking white fox with nine tails. She is just and fair, as she finds bad pokemon and humans and curses them. With a lifespan of a thousand years to boot! When I evolve, I want to be just like my mom!
Back to the point, about fox pokemon. I know for a fact that most of you have heard the popular song 'What Does the Fox Say.' Let me tell you. The pokemon foxes say "Stop making fox pokemon!"
(1)Venomoth has butterfly-like wings so I classified it as one
(2)Most people believe Vulpix is Ninetales' son/daughter. I agree.
So, I hope you enjoyed this pokemon rant. In my author bio I have links that go with this story. It will be under story links. You can't miss them.
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