My Life in the Dirty Mistress's Club: Chap one Izzie.

Every chapter includes Meredith and Mark who are recruiting more dirty mistresses. A new person every episode. This chapter is Izzie. Chapters may be short but I will update often.

"Ok so Izzie, Tell Meredith and I why you think that you should be able to join?"

"Well for starters I slept with a married man."

"Ok well that pretty much makes you qualify." Mark said sarcastically as Meredith slapped him.

"This has to be harder. Izzie what did you feel like after you had sex with George?"

"How do you know it was George?" She said looking at Meredith who had the "I live with you so technically I know everything about you" on her face. "Right well I felt anger, and guilt."

"Ok. So would you do it again?"


"I sleep with George every night."

"Izzie! That's not the point."

"Ok, ok fine. No I wouldn't sleep with another married man."

"Ok then well how about a married woman?" Mark chimed in.

"Um…. no."

"Just checking." He said grinning.

"As always Mark." Meredith replied.

"You know I love ya right Mer?"

"Every night!" Meredith added.

"How's come every time I try to tell you how much I love you or how gorgeous you look you have to make a perverted comment?"

"Because I love you too Mark and I guess I stole a few pages out of your book…"

"Uh guys… not to be rude but am I in?"

"Yeah definitely. Sign here, here, here, here, here, and down here."

"Why?"

"Legal purposes."


"Man you guys really take this seriously."

"Its great."

"You have to pay your 10.00$ entry fee."

"Ok here ya go. May I ask why there is an entry fee?"


"All cool clubs have them and I think that if we get enough people we could have like get together's and the money all goes into that."

"Well that makes sense, Mer."

"So I have to start drinking a lot."


"Yep you have to be able to at least drink 5 shots of tequila…. Joe? Hit her up."

"Yes mam."

"You are ruling the meetings again Meredith, remember I told you let me talk some."


"Ok Mark jeez."

"Well me and Mark gotta go do stuff so I guess we will see you tomorrow same time we have another enrollment and you get to help us."


"Ok can I ask who?"

"Cristina."

"What the hell did she do?"

"Trust me if I knew so would you."

"Well bye Meredith, Mark." Izzie said stumbling to the taxi Joe had called for her. Sure that this dirty mistress club would be her big break.

Ok just so you know. The dirty mistress club is like an organization in my story. So they are doctors on the week, DM's by weekend. Going to clubs, dirty dancing, drinking, and having sex. And if reviewer's want Mer/Mark. R&R. I promise next chapter will be better and perhaps longer. But it depends on if I get any reviews.


-Bree