Prologue, Moving In

A/N: Okay, my friend JazzmineAnime and I are having a contest to see who the better DN family author is! If anyone flames about the gender-bending of Matt, then their flames will be used to roast marshmallows on. Though, I do like a little constructive criticism!

Alex looks out of the window of the moving van wistfully, missing her sunny San Diego home.

"Kid, are you okay with all of this?" Alex's father, Mello asked her as they pulled into the driveway of their new home, her new stepfather Near waiting for them. Alex shrugged, "S'long as you're happy, it's okay with me." Mello nodded, resigned. Like himself, Alex was stubborn. Getting Alex to admit she was upset was like getting Germany to admit to the Holocaust. In other words, nearly impossible.

Alex looked almost exactly like Mello. Blond hair, blue eyes, pale skin, and a borderline anorexic figure. The only difference was that Alex had decent sized boobs, while Mello, being male, did not. They were both very stubborn, quick tempered, and manipulative. Very good qualities for Mello, with him being an ex-mafia boss who was now a food critique. But they were often awful qualities for Alex, seeing as she was always seen in the detention room. They were both loud, loved anything rock, chose a motorcycle as their means of transportation, and had a deep, true love of chocolate.

The one thing Alex had that her father didn't was patience. She was patient enough to be able to work on her poetry without pulling out too much hair. At the age of eighteen, she was a senior.

"Dad, before I go in, which room is mine?"

"The guest room. Near said you could decorate it however you like, so I was thinking maybe you could invite over your friends and do it this weekend. What do you think of that idea?" Mello said, smiling at his daughter. Alex shrugged and stepped out of the van. She slammed the door and went to the trunk and opened the garage-like door, only to have a very pale boy with unruly black hair jump out and glomp her to the floor.

"Alexandra Keehl! How dare you leave me in San Diego without so much as a call?" the boy cried. Alex growled at the boy, "BB, if you don't get off me right now, I'm going to pull out my shank, I swear to God." Beyond giggled manically and slowly stood from his place on Alex's waist. He offered her a hand, and she gladly took it. BB pulled her up then placed his hands on his hips and tapped his foot dramatically.

"You were about to tell me why you didn't call." He chirped. Alex shrugged, "I dunno, BB. I guess I'm still a little down about moving an' all." Beyond nodded in understanding and pouted, "You still should've called me, I could've helped you pack and everything." Alex softened and brought BB into a hug, "I'm sorry, man. I promise to tell you in the future." She pulled away and tapped her foot, "What are you even doing, hanging out in the back of the car?"

Beyond grinned devilishly, "Mom caught my Lawli-Pop and I. She's not very happy, so L and I are staying at Lights for a bit." Alex groaned and went to grab stuff out of the van, "You need to be more careful, BB. Your house has very thin walls, not exactly a good environment to have sex with your brother while your mom's home." She handed a box to BB and the two left for the house, the jumpy teen following suit, "But A, my dearest Lawli just tastes sooo good, and I absolutely adore the sounds he makes." Beyond and his twin brother L were closer than the average brothers. They were lovers, and found that it hurt to be away from each other for long periods of time, as if they were just one entity.

"When the hell are you going to move out, BB? Sooner or later, your mom ain't gonna ground you, she's gonna dump your mangled corpse in an alley for the rats to eat." Alex said, entering the room that she was going to be inhabiting for the next year.

BB and L were certifiably insane. BB loved jam (strawberry), and is willing to share, but Alex would caution you not to because it contained animal blood. Beyond was intensely loyal, though, and that is why he remained Alex's best friend from the time they started pre-school together.

"Okay, let's get the rest of this shit in here and ask Dad if you can stay over long enough to watch a movie." Alex pushed open the door and walked directly over to her father, who was speaking to Near.

"Hey, Dad, check out who hitched a ride over here." Alex grinned, pointing behind her to where the psychotic teen was allowing a cat to claw his arm into oblivion. BB grinned and waved at them with his healthy arm, and Near looked like he was going to be sick.

"BB and L were caught fucking, and he got kicked out again. Do you mind if he stays here for a few hours, then I can bring him home?" Alex pleaded to her father with the puppy eyes she knew he couldn't resist. Mello sighed, "It's okay with me, as long as Near says so." Near grimaced at the teen and looked away, "Yes, but please get his arm bandaged, for the love of god!"

Alex lazily saluted him, "Roger. BB! Get your lazy ass over here before I punt you over the car!" Beyond nodded and peeled the cat off of him. He jogged over to his best friend who handed him another box of clothing.

"Shit, dude," Alex glanced at the boy's arm, "Did you EVER have skin there?"

A/N : Heya, my loyal minions! Sorry about the crappiness of this chappie. I was distracted by another fic called Cupcakes. Anyone ever read it? It's a grimdark as FUCK My Little Pony Story.

I hope you all noticed how I added A into this story. Her name is Alex, here!

I might not get another chappie up for another week or so, because I'm writing this at school, and it kinda sucks that way.

Review, or I will take my precious BB and hide him somewhere only I can enjoy!