I apologize to those who waited in agony for several months for a sequel
that didn't come. I was simply busy with other things. But good things come
to those who wait, and so did this.
* * * Weapons: fifty boxes each of Cap'n Crunch and Lucky charms, a pot of gold, and life preserver that sat says "GuPPy" on it.
"In this corner, weighing in at about five hundred pounds, the captain of confidence, and defending champion, Cap'n Crunch!"
Some of the crowd cheers
"And in this corner, weighing in at ninety pounds, they're his lucky charms, Lucky the Leprechaun!"
LET'S GET READY TO BREAKFAST!
The captain makes a lunge for Lucky, jiggling as he flies. Lucky steps aside, and the captain crashes into the ropes. C.C., (Getting up)
"Eat cereal, punk!"
Lucky dodges the flying box, which whizzes out of the arena. We cut to a camera which is placed about twenty yards away, as the box shoots up out of the arena and hits it squarely in the lens. There is momentary static, before cutting back to the Close Up, where Lucky has his arms around the captain's neck but lacks sufficient strength to do anything. C.C. walks calmly over to the sideline, picks up the life preserver, pries Lucky off him, and shoves him through it.
"You b******!"
Lucky jumps around, unable to move his arms, before charging and ramming his head into the Cap'n's stomach, which produces the desires 'oof!' noise.
"Not so high and mighty now are we?
"-"
"Give Up?"
"-!"
"Then take t-"
The captain has grabbed Lucky By the life preserver, and holding him discus style under his arm, wings him out of the arena
CUT
To, once again, twenty yards out, where the camera has now refocused, just in time to see Lucky, spinning rapidly, hit it. There is static, then
CUT
Back to the arena, where the announcer is now holding the captain's hand in the air.
"The victor of the match, Cap'n Crunch. After a brief intermission in which we will disentangle the challenger from what was a camera, and the fights will resume with
* * *
What? What will be the next match up? Go through the aisles of your local supermarket and look at the cereal boxes. Then Review with suggestions: I have not yet begun to write!
~Mobius Shadow
* * * Weapons: fifty boxes each of Cap'n Crunch and Lucky charms, a pot of gold, and life preserver that sat says "GuPPy" on it.
"In this corner, weighing in at about five hundred pounds, the captain of confidence, and defending champion, Cap'n Crunch!"
Some of the crowd cheers
"And in this corner, weighing in at ninety pounds, they're his lucky charms, Lucky the Leprechaun!"
LET'S GET READY TO BREAKFAST!
The captain makes a lunge for Lucky, jiggling as he flies. Lucky steps aside, and the captain crashes into the ropes. C.C., (Getting up)
"Eat cereal, punk!"
Lucky dodges the flying box, which whizzes out of the arena. We cut to a camera which is placed about twenty yards away, as the box shoots up out of the arena and hits it squarely in the lens. There is momentary static, before cutting back to the Close Up, where Lucky has his arms around the captain's neck but lacks sufficient strength to do anything. C.C. walks calmly over to the sideline, picks up the life preserver, pries Lucky off him, and shoves him through it.
"You b******!"
Lucky jumps around, unable to move his arms, before charging and ramming his head into the Cap'n's stomach, which produces the desires 'oof!' noise.
"Not so high and mighty now are we?
"-"
"Give Up?"
"-!"
"Then take t-"
The captain has grabbed Lucky By the life preserver, and holding him discus style under his arm, wings him out of the arena
CUT
To, once again, twenty yards out, where the camera has now refocused, just in time to see Lucky, spinning rapidly, hit it. There is static, then
CUT
Back to the arena, where the announcer is now holding the captain's hand in the air.
"The victor of the match, Cap'n Crunch. After a brief intermission in which we will disentangle the challenger from what was a camera, and the fights will resume with
* * *
What? What will be the next match up? Go through the aisles of your local supermarket and look at the cereal boxes. Then Review with suggestions: I have not yet begun to write!
~Mobius Shadow