Where's Reno's tie anyway?
Summary: Ever wondered why Reno never wears his tie, well it began just after Elena joined the Turks, when he actually wore his uniform tidily! Set before ff7
Disclaimer: I don't own the Turks or anything at all to do with final fantasy 7…if I did they wouldn't be the baddies.
Well one fine day in the prestigious Shinra building…
"RENO!" the usual cry rang out from the direction of the Turk offices, whether male or female it was routine, if it didn't…well worse would show up sooner or later. In this case the scream being female meant that Elena was the red-haired Turks prankee for that day.
She was currently being held back by Rude from committing homicide in the office by ripping Reno limb from limb.
"LET ME AT HIM…I'M GONNA KILL HIM!" She snarled at the innocent (cough cough) looking red-head who was reclining back lazily on her chair and looking extremely proud of himself. For he had single handedly wiped her computer that contained her two hundred and fifty seven page report which was at size 8 font.
So naturally it was up to either or both of the two saner Turks to come in and diffuse the situation and as Tseng wasn't there that left Rude on his lonesome to deal with the two warring compatriots.
"Elena calm down or I'm not letting you go," he said, suddenly she stopped flailing to get free and stared at the bald Turks as if he had two heads or something. As she was new she had never heard Rude speak more than three of four successive words but was completely taken aback when a full sentence followed.
"Good" he said resuming his quiet stoic manner and letting the petite blonde go, however the shock only lasted so long and Reno became her focus of rage once more. Within five seconds he unexpectedly found himself tackled off the nice, comfy computer chair and onto the floor with a rather murderous looking Elena sitting on him.
"Look I know you want me 'lena," Reno said putting his hands behind his head in such a smug manner that she had to wipe that smirk off of his face. "but-ghack," by grabbing his tie she began to throttle him, even Rude had never seen this coming, a bit of a delayed reaction but when he finally came to his senses Elena was simply lifted by the scruff of the neck and thrown unceremoniously out of the room on to her ass.
Just to make sure Elena and Reno didn't go for round two, he locked the door with a paper clip and (AN; yes it's possible…think of the possibilities he he) barricaded the door with a seat.
"Yo Reno you still alive?" He asked taking a few steps closer to the half-strangled idiot, as a reply to that stupid question Reno just took off the navy tie and with such an aim landed it in the wastepaper basket and a lit match following a couple seconds later. Rude scoffed and sat down on Elena's seat.
"Suppose she won't listen if I say that I have a back-up disc will she?" Reno asked, not even bothering to get up off the floor.
"Nope…you'll get a black eye or worse." was the bald Turk's reply.
"Eh…figures," he said getting up slowly and realising that his neck would be black and blue. "That's it I'm never, ever wearing a tie again, too dangerous, what do you think?"
"You do that, I want to stay on the good side of our boss," Rude answered going for the fire extinguisher before the tie-fire set off the alarm, Reno pouted.
"Spoil sport."