Spaceghost coast-2-coast- special guest: Bill Gates
intro sequence
"Welcome to my, how do you say this?"
"Show, ya idiot!" Zorak shouted
"Yeah." Silence. Zorak blinks "Okay, tonight we have a very special guest."
"Your mom?" Zorak asked
ZAP! (man, I wish I had laser cuffs so I could fry my teachers.)
"GAH!"
POUND! BAM! BIFF!
Moltar yells "Get back to the show, morons!"
"You want some of this?"
"No." Moltar meekly answered
"Okay." Spacey looks into the camera "We'll be back after these commercials."
Silence
"Why aren't the commercials rolling?"
"I dunno." Moltar started
"DID I ASK YOU?" Space Ghost demanded
"Guess not."
"Well I-"
COMMERCIAL BREAK
"Welcome back! Tonight we have,"
Zorak plays crazy 60's soap opera music
"Bill Gates as our guest!"
Video screen showing Bill Gates' face comes down
"Ah, Bill." Space Ghost welcomed
"Nice to be here. Although I'm not really there, you know Space Ghost. Thanks to my Windows Networking Technology-"
Space Ghost's eyes have glazed over and a Space Ghost voice over says: "I wonder how much money he has. I wonder if he has these awesome laser cuffs to blow people away."
"So then I took over the market for-" Gates continued
"Say, um, Bill."
"Yes, O Ghost of the Universe?"
"Do you have any laser cuffs?"
"Uhh," Gates-boy seriously thought "No, I don't believe I do."
"Crazy." Space Ghost responded "Then check THESE babies out!"
Shot of SG's wrists glowing and chorus from The Messiah
"HOLY TV edit noise here!"
Obviously, Bill was impressed, so Space Ghost continued showing Gates all HIS fancy toys.
"Oh, and here we have a-"
"Hey, Ghosty brother o' mine!" Bill interrupted
"I'M NOT DONE YET!" Space Ghost shouted, then continued on to cook Bill Gates' screen
"Oh! God! No, please! Don't! GAAAAAAAA-"
The screen explodes
Zorak then said "Darn, man. You just blew that guy to-"
Space Ghost vaporizes Zorak too.
"I guess that's all the time we have for tonight! See you, Earthian freaks!"
Credits and end
intro sequence
"Welcome to my, how do you say this?"
"Show, ya idiot!" Zorak shouted
"Yeah." Silence. Zorak blinks "Okay, tonight we have a very special guest."
"Your mom?" Zorak asked
ZAP! (man, I wish I had laser cuffs so I could fry my teachers.)
"GAH!"
POUND! BAM! BIFF!
Moltar yells "Get back to the show, morons!"
"You want some of this?"
"No." Moltar meekly answered
"Okay." Spacey looks into the camera "We'll be back after these commercials."
Silence
"Why aren't the commercials rolling?"
"I dunno." Moltar started
"DID I ASK YOU?" Space Ghost demanded
"Guess not."
"Well I-"
COMMERCIAL BREAK
"Welcome back! Tonight we have,"
Zorak plays crazy 60's soap opera music
"Bill Gates as our guest!"
Video screen showing Bill Gates' face comes down
"Ah, Bill." Space Ghost welcomed
"Nice to be here. Although I'm not really there, you know Space Ghost. Thanks to my Windows Networking Technology-"
Space Ghost's eyes have glazed over and a Space Ghost voice over says: "I wonder how much money he has. I wonder if he has these awesome laser cuffs to blow people away."
"So then I took over the market for-" Gates continued
"Say, um, Bill."
"Yes, O Ghost of the Universe?"
"Do you have any laser cuffs?"
"Uhh," Gates-boy seriously thought "No, I don't believe I do."
"Crazy." Space Ghost responded "Then check THESE babies out!"
Shot of SG's wrists glowing and chorus from The Messiah
"HOLY TV edit noise here!"
Obviously, Bill was impressed, so Space Ghost continued showing Gates all HIS fancy toys.
"Oh, and here we have a-"
"Hey, Ghosty brother o' mine!" Bill interrupted
"I'M NOT DONE YET!" Space Ghost shouted, then continued on to cook Bill Gates' screen
"Oh! God! No, please! Don't! GAAAAAAAA-"
The screen explodes
Zorak then said "Darn, man. You just blew that guy to-"
Space Ghost vaporizes Zorak too.
"I guess that's all the time we have for tonight! See you, Earthian freaks!"
Credits and end