April 24, 2012
"Hello and welcome to the show today we have Gerard Way, Trace Cyrus, and Helli Cyrus! Welcome guys!" the 3 of us were sitting in chairs Trace and I right next to each other.
"Hi Alexa it's great to be back" I said.
"Yes Helli we saw you once 2 years ago before everything happened"
"Yes well I am all better now"
"See that's what I like about your family I guess I can say. Like your friends in your dad's band and your band because you don't have any real problems that you aren't afraid to talk about" she said.
"Well they will find out eventually" Trace said.
"Yeah sometimes I wonder if the press has psychics on call to ask where these people need to be" Gerard said making the audience and everyone laugh.
"Yes well we all know about this too much but I think the audience has some questions for you" She said.
"Ok" Trace Gerard and I said.
"Ok the first question is from Marissa" Alexa said and we turned to look for the girl.
"Ok hi I wanted to know how Bandit, Dimitri, and Slash are" I looked at Trace then at Gerard and he spoke first.
"Bandit is doing fine she's almost 3 and Lyn-z is trying to get her to talk more and she's taken an interest in books"
"Wow that' cool now the twins?" Alexa asked.
"Well they are almost 2 now may 28th and Dimitri looks like his father Slash looks like me and they are the definition of perfect children"
"That's cute now the next question is from Allen"
"Ok Helena do you regret having the children at the age you did?"
"Ok see I am telling everyone to wait until you are 25 before you even consider a child because by then you will hopefully have a steady job, an education, and the money for it. Right now I am juggling my job, family, and school because I wasn't prepared but I am still a straight A student, I provide for my children, and I work. I am prepared now and I had the resources for this but even now I am only 16 and any normal 16 year old would say they wish they could party but I don't because being on a tour bus is a party" The audience clapped.
"That's good to hear now the next question comes from Austin"
"Ok There were rumors about A Car crash tour being cancelled due to a broken leg you received. Is this true?"
"Oh course not I don't know if you guys remember this but 2 years ago I had 2 broken ribs and I still performed 3 months later I had a leg that was being held together by pins and I was pregnant so this won't change anything even if I am in pain it won't change anything"
"Wow you must love your job" Alexa said.
"Yeah well I can get away with somethings and some I can't" I said looking up at Trace.
"Ok the next question is from Macey"
"Ok how do you feel about people calling Trace a phedophile and a rapist?"
"First off I want to be totally honest I want to know how he can be called a rapist if nothing on that line has ever happened. Second We haven't been alone for more than 5 minutes since daddy Iero found out we were dating I may have moved in with him but we always have people staying at the house second off we agreed that wouldn't happen for a long time because of my age and 2 kids is enough right now"
"Ok do you practice in front of a mirror you are really well prepared" Alexa said making everyone laugh.
"No I took public speaking and debate in school" I said smiling.
"Yes now before you go I believe you have someone else with you?"
"Yes I have 2 someones with me" Dimitri and Slash came out with one of the stage hands.
"It's the twins" I said taking Dimitri and Trace took Slash.
"So which is which?" Alexa Asked.
"I have Slash and She has Dimitri" Trace said.
"That is so cute now let's give a round of applause for Helli, Trace, Gerard, and The Twins!" the audience clapped and it went to commercial break.
"Wow you are so busy" She said to me.
"Yeah But It's not that bad"
"Well which part of tour are you most excited for?"
"Probably the end because I will have my B-day and we are going on a family vacation"
"That's cool and thanks for coming out again"
"No prob I love the show but I need to go I have to catch the plane to get to school" I was now going to school in LA no matter how much Trace didn't want me to but I was graduating in a month and a half.
"Ok well congrats on the new record and I hope the tour is fun for you guys" I smiled and hugged her before leaving with everyone.
"So do you guys want to hit starbucks before we go?" Gee asked.
"Sure"
"Mommy can we have some?" Dimitri asked. They were really smart and it bewildered me but they can both read little words.
"No you cannot have coffee but you can have some water"
"ok"Dimitri and Slash rarely misbehaved or whined about anything.
"Well After this we need to get to the airport" Gee said.
"Yes I need to study for my finals"
"Are they gonna let you take them early?" Trace asked.
"No I have to take them at the same time as everyone else in a month" I said before ordering my coffee.
"Ok well I guess we can wait until after you graduate to start planning anything" we were going to go on that Disney vacation.
"ok" I sat down and talked with Dimitri and Slash while Trace and Gee got their drinks. When they were done we went to the airport.
Back in LA
At school
"Miss Cyrus what is the answer?" The teacher asked in Math.
"x squared times the quantity of v-n to the 8th power."
"That is correct" The bell rang just then.
"Miss Cyrus can I please speak with you?" I walked to her desk as everyone left the class room.
"Yes Mrs. Francis?"
"You currently have a 5.0 GPA and you are the youngest graduate. I would also Like to point out your out of school achievements. A band, a family, and yet you manage to balance that with school. I don't know how you do it" she said taking off her glasses.
"I don't stress under pressure"
"Good well then you will accept these on such short notice" She handed me a stack of papers.
"What are these?"
"The envelope on top is from the school and everything under it are full ride scholarships you received from colleges out of country and some of the highest rated colleges in the country" I almost dropped them.
"You're kidding right? I am not that important"
"Well you are an international music sensation with a 5.0 GPA and a family you are almost the example of how to make the best out of the worst of situations"
"But I can't go to college I need to be on the road"
"Those school are special they offer a special programs for people just like you" the minute bell rang.
"Thank you so much but I need to go" I waved and left pulling out my phone as soon as I was outside.
"Hello?" Trace answered.
"I'm coming home early today"
"Why is something wrong?"
"Nothing's wrong but I need to show you what I just got"
"Ok see you soon" I ran to my car and got in. I was home in minutes and ran into the house to the kitchen to show Trace.
"What!? How many are there?"
"Too many to count and they all want me and something from the school" I grabbed the envelope and opened it reading over it.
"I am valedictorian!" I yelled hugging Trace.
"Mommy!" Dimitri and Slash came running up behind me.
"Hey Guys!" I picked both of them off and hugged them.
"Mommy can we have Ice cream?" I Looked at them.
"No It's not even lunch time and I think daddy told you no this morning" I said putting them down.
"She caught us!" Slashed yelled running up the stairs Dimitri close behind him.
"Oh Jamia, Ashlee, Krista, Kaitlynn, Lyn-z, Trisha, Miley, Rose, Kitty, and Vicky want us to go to Jamia and Frank's house today" Trace said.
"Ok well I think we should go after lunch I can show them the letter and the scholarships."
"Ok well It's 12:12 so we can make lunch now and then let the boys sleep?"
"That sounds good" I started making a pizza in the oven before sitting down to look through all of the scholarships.
After the Twins Went To Sleep
"So Mrs. Cyrus did you find any good schools you want to go to?"
"Well I some in Australia, Russia, England, China, Chile, Belize, Serbia, and here that I really liked and they offered excellent courses and I can take both my music production and attorney courses"
"Sounds interesting so where are you going?"
"That will be decided soon" he was lying down on the couch and I was on the floor. We were watching the Nightmare Before Christmas and I decided to lay on him.
"So what do you want to do for the Twins B-day?"
"Well I was thinking we could drive to Disney for the weekend it isn't that far and we can leave after school and go straight to Disney and come back Sunday night"
"Ok well that's in a month in fact that is right after you finals"
"Well I guess we can go then" He smiled and I kissed him and went back to the movie eventually falling asleep.
I woke up about an hour later.
"Hey the twins are awake do you want to sleep more or go to Frank and Jamia's house?" I stood up.
"No we can go"
"Ok the twins are ready to go" I smiled and went to the kitchen to grab my papers before I got in the car. Trace drove in silence until we got there and we went to the door.
"So are there any you really really want to do?" he asked.
"Yeah but I still can't decide" I said as I opened the door.
"Hey guys" Jamia said letting us in.
"Hey I have some really good news" I said walking into the kitchen to see all the bands I knew.
"Hey Helli we have some friends we want you to meet" Pete said.
"Ok" I said putting my papers down on the counter and following Pete to the living room where I saw Chibi from Birthday Massacre, Who I was touring with soon, Blink 182, and Cassadee pope from Hey Monday.
"ok well you know Chibi and Cassadee. So this is Travis, Mark, and Tom better known as Blink 182" I shook all of their hands.
"Nice to meet you"
"Yeah we've heard a lot about you" I looked at Pete.
"All they truly know is not to piss you off" he said.
"Yeah We were told not to piss you off but not exactly why" Mark said.
"Just keep it at that" Pete said.
"Helli what are all these papers for?" Frank asked from the kitchen.
"Please excuse me" I walked into the kitchen.
"These are all scholarships that I received because apparently I am wanted world wide. And I am valedictorian"
"That's Great Helli!" He hugged me.
"Did you decide?" He asked.
"Well I was looking at 2 in Russia, 1 in Australia, 1 in Chile, and 1 here specifically but I don't want to move again" I said.
"I think Russia sounds good" Lyn-z said.
"Well I don't know"
"Well you have some time"
"Yeah now the girls wanted us t-" I was grabbed by someone no idea who but I was on my way up the stairs and into a room.
"Ok really kidnapping me?"
"No we got something for you and Trace" Ashlee said.
"Ok"
"We want you 2 to go on a real honeymoon" Lyn-z said.
"Whoa! Hold on Trace and I already agreed that we would wait awhile before anything like that happened so I am just going to go now" I said walking towards the door.
"Wait we are being serious"Jamia said.
"Yeah sis ever notice how he is super protective of you" Rose said.
"He barely even touches you around other people if he is worried" Miley said.
"Ok any husband with a wife that has nearly been killed what 3 times now would do the same thing" I said opening the door and walking straight into Frank, Zacky, and Gerard.
"OK I was already pissed" I grabbed all 3 of them and dragged them downstairs towards the backyard.
"What are you doing?!" Pete asked.
"Revenge" I opened the door and carried them all outside towards the pool and threw them in.
"Don't spy on me" I walked back in the house and locked the back door, front door, and garage door.
"You can't lock them out" Trace said walking over to me.
"Well too bad" I said sitting down on the couch. And Trace next to me.
"What did they do?"
"They were eavesdropping on a private conversation and where are the twins?"
"they are in the playroom playing with Bandit" suddenly I heard someone banging on the drums.
"come on we have to go get them" I got up and walked towards the playroom/bandroom/basement to find Dimitri playing the drums and Slash holding a guitar and Bandit had a bass and the mike.
"Gee Lyn-z!" they both came running down stairs.
"Wow well you were right about your kids I didn't even know that she liked playing or singing" Gerrd said. I walked over to Slash.
"Do you want to learn how to play that?"
"Yes Mommy"
"Dimitri do you want to know how to play that?"
"Yeah!"
"You are just like your dad. Ok I'll make you guys a deal" they were paying attention.
"If you guys go clean your room and the play room when we get home Daddy and I will teach you how to play" they nodded and started to put everything away and were soon finished.
"Ok Mommy time to go home!" Dimirti said grabbing my hand. Slash grabbing Trace's hand.
"You too daddy!"
"Whoa slow down" I said. They were literally pulling us up the stairs.
"Where are you going?" Chibi asked.
"I told them if they cleaned their playroom and bedroom that I would teach Dimitri how to play drums and Slash how to play guitar"
"Well aren't they special" Jimmy(MSI) said. I smiled and picked up Dimitri.
"Mommy has something to do before we go so why don't you go run and open all the door and let grandpa, uncle Gee, and Uncle Zacky in?" I put him down and him and Slash ran through the house.
"Sorry they are little balls of energy and I am not the same I used to be"
"Yeah she's stronger" Gee, Frank, and Zacky said coming in the backdoor soaking wet.
"Doubt it your just old" I made everyone laugh.
"Ok well hey I wanted to know if you guys wanted to work something out for a song like we can pair up on stage?" Chibi asked.
"Yeah that would be cool" I was going on a worldwide tour with MSI and The Birthday Massacre after school ended.
"Even all 3 of us maybe"Jimmy said.
"No" Chibi and I said at the same time.
"What!? It was a good Idea in my mind."Jimmy said.
"In your mind you have a wife plus strippers on the bus, Your rule the world, and there are only 5 bands in this world this week" Everybody just stared at me.
"What!? I can't say that any more?"I asked.
"That is the first come back you have had since the twins turned 6 months"Patrick said.
"So? I can't get away with it because you aren't used to it?" I said.
"Mommy why is everyone staring at you?" Slash asked.
"Because I was being mean"
"Mommy that's a no-no"Dimitri said.
"You have to go in timeout now"Slash said.
"Yeah in the car"Dimitri said.
"Yeah you have to drive us home so that you can help us clean as your punishment"Slash said. I looked up at everyone in shock.
"Wow they are exactly like you" Joe said.
"I have never heard them do that" Trace said.
"Ok well we need to go I need to help them clean their room because I was bad"
"Yeah and you need to make us some Peanut butter chocolate banana cookies because you made us feel bad so you need to make us feel better"Dimitri said.
"No I want Pumpkin pie" Slash said.
"No Peanut butter chocolate banana cookies!"
"Or both"Slash said as Dimitri and he turned towards me.
"Ok well who said I was even going to make anything?"I asked through all of the laughter in the house.
"We did" They both said at the same time.
"Wow These are Calvin's kids"
"What makes you say that?" Frank asked.
"Nevermind let's just drop the subject bys to the car Trace come on"I ran out the door and to the car after grabbing both of the was following close behind.
"So why is Calvin just like them?" Trace asked as I started the car.
"Not right now"I said.
At the House
The boys ran upstairs to clean their room and the play room and I stayed down stairs cooking their cookies. I made pumpkin chocolate chip cookies and peanut butter chocolate banana cookies.
"So what is the Calvin thing about?"
"Well those 2 are manipulative"
"And so was he?" Trace asked.
"No but he had a way with words"
"in what way?"
"He knew what to say when he wanted something but he almost never used it in fact I had only seen it happen twice"
"Now what were these 2 things?"
"Once when he was talking to a teached"
"the other?"
"Those 2" I pointed up the stairs. Trace raised an eyebrow at me.
"Well That was also my fault but it doesn't matter I don't regret any of it"
"I don't blame you I mean look at what came out of it" He walked towards me and I smiled.
"Well I think we should bring some of these cookies to the guys because I made a lot" I smiled and wrapped my arms around his neck.
"I agree after this" He leaned down and kissed me.
"Gross mom and dad are kissing!" Dimitri yelled from the stairs. I laughed and broke away from him.
"We have 7 year olds instead of 2 year olds" I said.
"Yes well they want their cookies.
"Really mommy you can't wait until we aren't here to do that?" Slash asked.
"Not if you want cookies"
"What about pumpkin?"
"Chocolate pumpkin cookies but don't eat them all we are bringing some to your aunts and uncles"
"ok"They both said running to the table.
"Did you finish cleaning?"
"Yeah now can we please have some cookies?"Dimitri asked.
"Why? You hurt mommy and daddy's feelings" I asked and they looked at each other.
"Sorry mommy and daddy" I smiled.
"It's ok but I think you can wait until after dinner" My Phone started ringing.
"Hello?" I answered.
"Hey we are having a barbeque tonight are you coming?" Gabe asked.
"Yeah sure I'll bring dessert"
"Everyone is coming"
"I have enough" I hung up.
"You can have some cookies after dinner at uncle Gabe's house"
"Ok can you please teach us now?" Dimitri asked.
"Yeah mommy please" Slash asked.
"Fine" I walked upstairs with them to the music room.
At 7
"Ok time to go boys!" I yelled through the house. I heard Trace and the twins running down stairs.
"Little guitar genius"Trace said pointing at Slash.
"Yeah I know" I said handing him 2 boxes of cookies.
"Wow"Slash and Dimitri said before running to the car. I rolled my eyes and followed them.
That Night
"I decided I want to go to college in Australia" I said.
"Good so does the associates degree you already have count?"
"Yeah I am a special circumstances student but now I have to announce to the public that after the tour I am taking a 2 year break."
"That's cool well I guess you can tell your teacher tomorrow"
"Yeah but I'm not going to be here for graduation"
"Video feed" Frank said.
"Thanks I will broadcast the first show live at the graduation" I said sarcastically.
"Why not?"
"Because I am supposed to be an adult not a child and I act like a child when I am on stage"
"Who cares that is your Job"Frank said.
"You're right but I still don't know"
"Helli what kind of cookies are these they are so good!" William and Andy asked.
"The darker colored ones are chocolate chip pumpkin and the lighter ones are peanut butter chocolate banana"
"Just do it" I thought about it.
"I'll ask Jimmy and Chibi"
"That's the spirit now which college did you choose?"
"Sydney university" I said showing him the paper.
"Nice choice now are Trace and the twins going with you?" Frank asked.
"I don't want to take the twins from their home and they are going to start kindergarten next year"
"No 2 years"
"No they are starting early I mean listen to them they know how to read and everything"
"Good point so they are staying here?" Frank asked.
"Yeah with Trace"
"Did you tell Trace that?"
"Yeah he knows" Frank didn't reply he was looking at the paper.
"Let me guess you are doing the accelerated program?" He asked.
"Yeah so I will only be there for a year I wasn't going to tell you"
"Well I am your dad I can figure these things out" He said handing me back the paper.
"Yeah well I am stilling doing it technically I am emancipated" I said.
"Only because you can pay for yourself" He said standing.
"So I have some good news"He said.
"What?"
"Jamia and I are going to have a baby" I gasped.
"No way Do I get another sister or a brother finally?"
"To early to tell but remember shh because I don't want this to seem like that prank Lyn-z and Gee pulled on you."
"Faking being pregnant is not funny!" I said.
"Ok well let's go enjoy the party before you go" I nodded and went to hang out with Mark, Travis, Tom, Pete, William, Andy, Mike, Vicky, and Gabe.