Books
A/N Pure crack that I thought up one day. Don't ask. :P It's incredibly short, but I only spent ten minutes on it, so… Yeah. Uh, enjoy?
"I'm telling you, Sakura, Harry Potter is WAY better than Eragon," Naruto argued.
"You're crazy, Naruto!" Sakura responded with a frown. "Eragon could kick Harry's wizard butt!"
"Harry Potter!"
"Eragon!"
"Harry Potter, black magic! Ha, you can't argue anymore!"
"What?" Sakura just gaped at him. "Black magic? Doesn't that have to do with tag?"
"Who cares? What does 'black magic' even mean?"
"I dunno, nobody ever elaborates. I just assumed it meant I couldn't tag them."
"Whatever. Anyway… Harry Potter!"
"Eragon!"
"Harry Potter!"
"This is ridiculous!" Sakura cried. "Come on, let's just ask Kakashi what he thinks."
"Harry Potter!"
"Eragon!"
"Icha Icha!" Kakashi chimed.
"I've had it!" Naruto declared. "Let's just ask Sasuke, alright?"
"Hey, Sasuke!" Sakura inquired, running over to the Uchiha, who held a book in his hand. "What do you think is the best book?"
"Yeah, Sasuke, what?" Naruto demanded.
Sasuke looked up at them. "Do you really want to know?"
"Yes!" Naruto, Sakura, and Kakashi said in unison.
"Hn," Sasuke sighed, and lifted his book up to reveal the cover.
There was a deafening silence.
Ignoring his teammates (who just continued to stare) Sasuke continued to read his book. "Something wrong?"
His friends promptly fainted.
Deciding it wasn't worth waking them back up, the Uchiha went back to what he was doing. He had to know whether or not Edward turned Bella into a vampire!
A/N But seriously, people, what DOES "black magic" mean?