Disclaimer: NO! I do not own Rurouni Kenshin, that I don't. Kenshin: That's my line, jou-chan! Sano: KENSHIN! THAT IS MY LINE!
Kenshin: ORO!
The Joy of Ketchup
Sano: (at the dojo) I'm bored and hungry.
Yahiko: Me too!
Kenshin: (cooking) Don't worry, food is coming.
Karou: (comes out with a ketchup bottle) Sanosuke, did you bring this?
Sano: No, I didn't bring whatever th-!
Me: (poofs in) Yay, you got ketchup! S, K, K, & Y: 0o.
Me: See, you pour ketchup on food. On Foooood! (Pours ketchup on fish)
Sano: (grabs bottle) Le'me see that. (pours it on finger) Mmmm... This is good!
Yahiko: (grabs bottle) And fun! (he is pouring it on his shirt) I'm bleeding!
Me: YAY KETCHUP! (Disappears)
Kenshin: Who was that anyway?
Karou: I don't know and you got 'ketchup' on your mouth. (leans over and licks it off)
Sano & Yahiko: (covered in ketchup) Go for it, Karou!
Kenshin: ORO!!!!!
Me: (poofs in) Yay!!!!! (splats ketchup on every one and now they are red) I'm gonna paint Tokyo red! Mwhhahahahahahahaha!
Soon, all of Tokyo is covered in ketchup and I am giggling insanely. K, K, S & Y: How much sugar did you have?! Me: Ohh... only 3 packs of double chocolate cookies, a bag of pure sugar and a gallon of Dr.Pepper! K-gumi: 0o. Ohhhh!
Authors Note: This was pure, unleashed boredom and insanity! All bow to the almighty ketchup!!!!