"Hey Falco, come in here a minute will ya?" said the comforting voice of the old hare from inside the darkened rec room, "Need ya to fix somethin' for me..."

Standing up from my game, I walked to the gloomy opening of the room and leaned around the door frame.

"Whatcha need? I was j- HEY! WHAT THE FUCK!"

Before me, my team... Star Wolf... and other random mercenaries from our stop at Sargasso were sprawled in front of me, looking like the biggest, sweatiest furry orgy you'd ever seen.

All eyes in the room where set on one thing. Me.

"I needed you to fix my craving, Falco." Peppy said with a sly grin.

They all surrounded me, pushed me down and fought me to the floor, stripping my flight suit as they went.

There was no foreseeable way around this... i'd have to let them use me... and fulfil their needs...