Hey everybody! So I decided to see what would happen if the Lostaways got Facebook! Hope you like it! And I know there's no dislike button in Facebook - there should be!
Jack Shepherd is now friends with Kate Austen and forty-five others.
John Locke dislikes this.
John Locke – Jack Shepherd: Why didn't you friend me?
Boone Carlyle likes this.
Jack Shepherd – John Locke: You're a threat to my leadership/hero syndrome.
Charlie Pace and six others like this.
Charlie Pace – Kate Austen: Do you find me heroic?
Kate Austen – Charlie Pace: No, I find you heroin addict.
Sawyer likes this.
Sawyer – Kate Austen: Hey, Freckles! Your profile picture is HOT.
Kate Austen – Sawyer: Back off, cowboy.
Claire Littleton, Sayid Jarrah, and everyone else important are in a plane crash.
Shannon Rutherford has listed Boone Carlyle as her brother.
Boone Carlyle – Shannon Rutherford: Now everyone knows we're siblings! Thereby ruining my incestuous intentions! Did you HAVE to do that?
Shannon Rutherford – Boone Carlyle: Yes. The Arab guy is hotter than you.
Boone Carlyle dislikes this.
Sayid Jarrah and five others like this.
Sayid Jarrah is using a strange French message as a ruse to flirt with Shannon Rutherford.
The Timeline is wildly messed up.
Claire Littleton is pregnant.
Charlie Pace – Claire Littleton: No offense, love, but I think we all knew that already.
Claire Littleton – Charlie Pace: Just go away and let me wallow in peace, please.
Charlie Pace – Claire Littleton: How about I bring you a blanket instead?
Claire Littleton – Charlie Pace: Works for me.
Claire Littleton thinks she might like Charlie Pace.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes and seven others like this.
Ethan Rom and The Smoke Monster dislike this.
Charlie Pace is in withdrawal.
John Locke likes this.
Charlie Pace – John Locke: Not cool, man.
John Locke – Charlie Pace: Hey, at least you're not using. It wasn't your destiny to die of overdose.
Sawyer likes this.
Charlie Pace dislikes this.
John Locke has commented.
John Locke: Trust me, Charlie. Druggies don't get the girl.
Sawyer: I'm with Mr. Clean. The exception is when they're pregnant girls.
Claire Littleton dislikes this.
Jack Shepherd – Kate Austen: I think we should go on some kind of expedition together.
Jack Shepherd and Kate Austen are attending event Random Expedition Which There Will Be Many More Of Before The End.
Sawyer dislikes this.
John Locke is now friends with The Island, Rose Henderson, and The Monster.
Michael Dawson is now friends with Walt Lloyd, Sun-Hwa Kwon, and Jack Shepherd.
Walt Lloyd has un-friended Michael Dawson.
Walt Lloyd is now friends with John Locke.
Michael Dawson – John Locke: Stay away from my boy, you creepy child molester!
John Locke and Walt Lloyd dislike this.
Sawyer likes this.
Sawyer has commented.
Sawyer: You tell 'im, Mike!
Michael Dawson and Sun-Hwa Kwon are attending event Awkward Encounter.
Kate Austen has changed her relationship status from single to It's complicated with Jack Shepherd and Sawyer.
Sawyer and Jack Shepherd dislike this.
Sawyer has un-friended Jack Shepherd.
Jin-Soo Kwon has joined Facebook.
Sun-Hwa Kwon has quickly changed her relationship status from single to married to Jin Soo-Kwon.
Charlie Pace is now friends with Claire Littleton, Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes, and forty others.
Ethan Rom dislikes this.
Charlie Pace has un-friended Ethan Rom.
Claire Littleton likes this.
Shannon Rutherford is tanning.
Sun Hwa-Kwon is being a REBELLIOUS WIFE! MUHAHAHA! Unbuttoning the top button ftw.
Charlie Pace and Claire Littleton are currently attending event Sharing The Imaginary Peanut Butter.
The Audience likes this.
The Audience has commented.
The Audience: Awwwwwwww! So cute!
Walt Lloyd is trying to avoid his dad. Yuck. Debating which is worse – Dad or playing backgammon with Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes dislikes this.
John Locke likes this.
John Locke has commented.
John Locke: Come play backgammon with me…
Michael Dawson and The Audience are significantly disturbed.
Charlie Pace and Claire Littleton are currently attending event Being Kidnapped by Ethan Rom
John Locke has created the page In Love With the Island And Trying To Open The Hatch.
Boone Carlyle likes the page In Love With the Island And Trying To Open The Hatch.
Jack Shepherd dislikes this page.
Jack Shepherd has commented.
Jack Shepherd: We need to do this in the ways of science, you man of faith! Someone could get hurt.
The Island: **cough, cough** foreshadowing
Charlie Pace is hanging from a tree and wondering how The Island has Facebook.
Ethan Rom, The Smoke Monster, and one other like this.
Jack Shepherd and Kate Austen are currently attending event Saving Charlie's Life.
Sawyer dislikes this.
Charlie Pace – Sawyer: Don't you want me to live?
Sawyer – Charlie Pace: Of course, Reject From VH1 Has-Beens, I just don't like that Freckles and Doctor Do-Right are saving your life together.
Charlie Pace – Sawyer: Someone's jealous! *cheeky smile*
Sawyer – Charlie Pace: Shut up, you limey runt!
Charlie Pace is not dead.
Ethan Rom has commented.
Ethan Rom: Dang it.
Charlie Pace dislikes this.
Charlie Pace is depressed and wanting Claire Littleton to come back.
Rose Henderson has commented.
Rose Henderson: Don't worry, honey, she'll be back.
Boone Carlyle and John Locke are currently attending event We Have Found Claire Littleton.
Charlie Pace likes this.
Ethan Rom, Ben Linus, The Island, The Smoke Monster, and various Others dislike this.
Ethan Rom has joined the group The Others.
Jack Shepherd, Kate Austen, Sawyer, John Locke, and Sayid Jarrah have joined the group The A-Team.
Charlie Pace, Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes, Sawyer, and Claire Littleton have joined the group Everyone's Favorite Characters.
Jack Shepherd, Kate Austen, Sawyer, John Locke, Walt Lloyd, Boone Carlyle, Shannon Rutherford, Charlie Pace, Michael Dawson, Sun-Hwa Kwon, Jin-Soo Kwon, Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes, and Claire Littleton have joined the group People Who Have Daddy Issues.
Jack Shepherd – Charlie Pace: What the heck are your daddy issues?
Charlie Pace – Jack Shepherd: My dad wanted me to be a butcher, ok? I think that qualifies! I am a REBEL.
Sawyer has commented.
Sawyer: Sure, Oliver Twist, sure…
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes – Michael Dawson: Dude…you don't have daddy issues.
Michael Dawson – Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: I have issues being a daddy. It counts.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes – Michael Dawson: …..
Claire Littleton – Jack Shepherd: I think we might have similar daddy issues.
Jack Shepherd – Claire Littleton: Yeah right. Like that's gonna happen.
Shannon Rutherford is still tanning. Lol! I guess there is an upside to being here. Tanning and the Arab guy.
Sayid Jarrrah likes this.
Claire Littleton has temporary amnesia.
Charlie Pace dislikes this.
Charlie Pace has commented.
Charlie Pace: You don't remember anything? Not even peanut butter?
Claire Littleton: Nope. Are you stalking me?
Charlie Pace: Here's your diary. READ IT AND REMEMBER.
Claire Littleton is significantly confused by the cute British guy.
Charlie Pace has commented.
Charlie Pace: I'm not sure whether to dislike this because you are confused by me or to like this because you called me cute.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Like it, dude.
Sawyer: Make your move, Jiminy Cricket.
Shannon Rutherford is having an asthma attack.
Sayid Jarrah, John Locke, and Jack Shepherd are currently attending event Torturing Sawyer to Get Inhalers.
Sawyer and Kate Austen dislike this.
Kate Austen has commented.
Kate Austen: Guys, let me take care of this. I can get the inhalers.
Sayid Jarrah: So long as the hot blonde girl lives, take whatever measures necessary.
Jack Shepherd: Not WHATEVER measures…
Sayid Jarrah: YES WHATEVER MEASURES
Kate Austen is currently attending event Making Out With Sawyer
Jack Shepherd and Kate's Dead Childhood Sweetheart Tom dislike this.
Sawyer likes this.
Kate Austen has commented.
Kate Austen: So…where are the inhalers?
Sawyer: Er…about that…
Kate Austen: You don't have them?
Sawyer: Nope. Sorry Puddin'.
Jack Shepherd is about to get very, very, VERY angry. At someone who was kissing his girlfriend…
Kate Austen has commented.
Kate Austen: Um…I'm not your girlfriend. This is a love triangle, remember? That means by definition someone else is involved. The writers are going to keep this going all the way until the end, so you better get that straight now.
Jack Shepherd: I'm not so sure I'm keen on this whole love triangle business.
Claire Littleton is having strange (possibly romantic) dreams about Charlie the cute British guy.
Charlie Pace likes this.
Ethan Rom dislikes this.
Claire Littleton and the group The A-Team are currently attending the event Capturing Ethan Rom.
Charlie Pace is secretly attending the event Capturing Ethan Rom.
Charlie Pace just killed Ethan Rom.
The group The A-Team dislikes this.
Claire Littleton, Scott (deceased), and two others like this.
Michael Dawson is building a raft, man!
Jin Soo-Kwon and Sun Hwa-Kwon have changed their marriage relationship status to It's complicated.
Jin Soo-Kwon is fighting with Michael Dawson.
Sun Hwa-Kwon dislikes this.
Jin Soo-Kwon has reconciled with Michael Dawson.
The Raft has been burnt!
I think that pretty much covers the first three quarters of Season One. Expect these to get more elaborate as time goes by. Hope you enjoyed it! Review and tell me! Love always, Lily